Defend youself!

[oppp7]

I'd carry around a pole to knock you over with.

 

[Vrex360]

Energy swords have so much useage, I destroy you with mine.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

I go get Master Chief.

 

[Jamienra]

I'd use my legs to help me run away

 

[oppp7]

I'd run away in a car.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

I'd make you have a wreck

 

[oppp7]

I'd get fighter jets to shoot you out of the sky.

 

[Jamienra]

I'd use flares to throw off any missiles.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

I would give you Riddlin

 

[Jamienra]

I would give you Ritalin so I could easily get away in your zombified state

 

[oppp7]

I would pepper the land around you with missiles in case you ever attacked me.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

Do i have to get the shot gun again?

 

[oppp7]

I'll use diplomacy and negotiations to end this war.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

I start a state of Anarchy hahaha no more diplomacy

 

[oppp7]

I'll defend myself from anarchy with some RL banhammers.

 

[Jamienra]

I defend myself from the banhammer by becoming anonymous

 

[oppp7]

I defend myself from Anonomous with a banhammer.
It seems we are at an impasse...

 

[Jamienra]

I defend myself by logging out of life

 

[j1-2themax]

I send a virus to as many computers as possible.

 

[oppp7]

I arrest you for vandelism.
Now my computers are safe.
Alternatively: Linux.