Defend youself!

[Jamienra]

What would you use to Defend yourself from the above users avatar?
ie: a spork, a wooden shield, a nuclear bunker
Also add why the item you have chosen would be of use.

 

[Jamienra]

A mirror to counter the lightsabers

 

[oppp7]

A wall of fire to stop his charge.

 

[Sam G]

A screwdriver to shank in his spine.

 

[oppp7]

Yoda. He can kill any Sith (aside from the Emporer).

 

[oppp7]

TWO lightsabers!

Yoda. He can kill any Sith (aside from the Emporer).

Can he kill Darth Revan? No? Then he can't kill any Sith!

...
Deathstar!
Why fight fair when you can blow everything up?

 

[oppp7]

Tyranids.
I outnumber you by a huge amount.

 

[oppp7]

After we've assimilated the Orks of Octavious, not even the Ultramarines will be able to stop us.

 

[oppp7]

So now the Chaos and normal Space Marines are working together?
Neither can stand against the Tyranids.

 

[Jamienra]

A hammer too crush the warhammer peices into a plasticy pulp

 

[oppp7]

No!
A lawyer so I can sue him.

 

[Jamienra]

A bribed judge so I can get away.

 

[oppp7]

A World-worn viglante with nothing to lose to track you down (actually, how does half of this count as defense?).