Defend youself!

[j1-2themax]

I get some mafiya men to bust me out of jail.

 

[oppp7]

A few corks put on those spikes and all is well.

 

[Jamienra]

I'll shave off your fur making you shy and weak

 

[oppp7]

I'll surround myself with water so you can't shave me.

 

[Jamienra]

Stay far in-land so that you cant get to me, because your far into the sea
[sub]poet and I didn't know it[/sub]

 

[oppp7]

Posidon's trident so that I can control the waves if you ever leave land.

 

[Jamienra]

Sacrafice a ram to posiedon so that the sea can never harm me

 

[Code Monkey]

Sacrifice TWO rams to Poseidon.

 

[oppp7]

Fly to a different planet so that you can't find me.

 

[Jamienra]

Place a border around earth so you cant come back

 

[oppp7]

I nuke Earth so it never threatens me.

 

[Code Monkey]

I nuke your nukes so they never threaten me.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I'd hypnotise you so you'd fall in love with your reflection.

 

[oppp7]

I melt Antartica so that penguins can never go against me.

 

[Code Monkey]

I'd imply your death, but I wouldn't let anyone know for sure.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I'd trip you up for comedic effect, and, after seeing yourself humilated in front of hundreds of canned laughter, you'd leave in shame, never to be seen in the series again.

 

[oppp7]

I give myself immortality so that no one can harm me.

 

[Code Monkey]

I shove you in a sack, then throw the sack in to a river, then hurl the river into space.

 

[oppp7]

I cut through the sack and pretend I died.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I would force you to eat your own socks. Causing you to die by disgust.