Defend youself!

[oppp7]

I would build a wall around Antarctica so that I'm safe.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Are you keeping me out or are you locking yourself in?

 

[Jamienra]

I'm just staying away from you!

 

[Code Monkey]

I would hide in the closet. They never check the closet.

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

Burns the closet. Never liked Aslan anyway.

 

[Jamienra]

I would unleash a L4D tank to distract you (and your other 3 teamates). Tanks ALWAYS check closets.

 

[oppp7]

I would bring a few helicopters to kill the tank so the infection doesn't spread.

 

[Code Monkey]

I would bring that guy from Prototype to hijack all your helicopters.

 

[Jamienra]

I would give Alex Mercer all his memories back so he would leave everyone alone.

 

[oppp7]

I would hide under a box like Snake.

 

[Jamienra]

I would never be involved in a conspiracy so snake-like people would have no reason to harm me

 

[oppp7]

And I would start conspiracy theories to tell if people are against me.

 

[Jamienra]

I would bribe goverment officials so that you lose scent of my conspiracies.

 

[oppp7]

I would hide in the bottom of a well so only alligators could find me.

 

[j1-2themax]

I'd dump a whole bunch of alligators with bombs strapped to them down the well.

 

[oppp7]

I'd build a brick wall to defend against the alligators.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Didn't i kill you in another thread. no matter.
I would get a spell that can create any weapon (come at me then whatever you are!)

 

[oppp7]

I'd have a complex system of me shooting you in the face set up in case of problems.

 

[Jamienra]

I have SAW-like traps set up just in case you ever feel the need to come after me.

 

[oppp7]

I surround myself with mines and badgers to protect me.