Degradation of Females

[lwm3398]

seeing as it was leaning towards boys in nature.

Another reason they like that: Boys like it. Retro and it being something childish and boyish make them think it will make them funny and unique.

 

[GirlGamer]

That sounds like the best speech EVER. I wish I'd been there...
Also, you know how you were saying that you get mistaken for a boy by feminists? Well, it's the other way around for me. Read this:

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2611840/1/Im_Not_Laughing

It's almost entirely non-fiction, but with a storytelling spin on it.

*trying not to laugh* Awwww. Poor you. The ending was great, though. I'm told if I smile more I'll look like a girl and I'm a firm believer in the saying, "You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy." It's just I always have a reason to be sad. My friend died, my grandfather died, I've lost things, we spent 30 000 dollars on a faulty hot tub and the company refuses to replace/fix it, my friends are questioning my sexuality due to the fact that I've never had (or wanted) a boyfriend... etc. They had the nerve once to write on a card (in a way like Hallmark, as though we were a company) Two Girls and -insert real name here-.

If you're interested the ending of the speech was "Ich spreche nicht Englisch" which is (probably. I used a translator) "I don't speak English" in German.

Fictionpress... is that similar to Fanfiction? The site looks quite similar to Fanfiction's, except it's red while Fanfiction's is blue.

 

[Cavouku]

Is Scatman John the one who does that I'm the Scatman! And then goes into a tangent of skippidy-boop-bah-random-gibberish on Youtube?

Yeah, and you damn well better not forget it. Scatman John is god.

(I fucked something up, sorry about the double post)

I said this? I know what Scatman John does, I was weirded out when I got the system message... That's just... I didn't say that...

I screwed up the quoting, I thought it was you who said it, not GirlGamer. My fault.

No worries, I caught on.

This place turned into Scatland yet?

 

[lwm3398]

I'm going to go eat bullets.

Have a side of plastic explosives, on me.

 

[lwm3398]

Is Scatman John the one who does that I'm the Scatman! And then goes into a tangent of skippidy-boop-bah-random-gibberish on Youtube?

Yeah, and you damn well better not forget it. Scatman John is god.

(I fucked something up, sorry about the double post)

I said this? I know what Scatman John does, I was weirded out when I got the system message... That's just... I didn't say that...

I screwed up the quoting, I thought it was you who said it, not GirlGamer. My fault.

No worries, I caught on.

This place turned into Scatland yet?

Kind of. They mistook "Scat" for it's other meaning of animal poo. And now it smells.

 

[Lexodus]

That sounds like the best speech EVER. I wish I'd been there...
Also, you know how you were saying that you get mistaken for a boy by feminists? Well, it's the other way around for me. Read this:

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2611840/1/Im_Not_Laughing

It's almost entirely non-fiction, but with a storytelling spin on it.

*trying not to laugh* Awwww. Poor you. The ending was great, though. I'm told if I smile more I'll look like a girl and I'm a firm believer in the saying, "You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy." It's just I always have a reason to be sad. My friend died, my grandfather died, I've lost things, we spent 30 000 dollars on a faulty hot tub and the company refuses to replace/fix it, my friends are questioning my sexuality due to the fact that I've never had (or wanted) a boyfriend... etc. They had the nerve once to write on a card (in a way like Hallmark, as though we were a company) Two Girls and -insert real name here-.

If you're interested the ending of the speech was "Ich spreche nicht Englisch" which is (probably. I used a translator) "I don't speak English" in German.

Fictionpress... is that similar to Fanfiction? The site looks quite similar to Fanfiction's, except it's red while Fanfiction's is blue.

Ouch. That certainly is a lot to be sad about. You say you've never had (or wanted) a boyfriend? I wish it were that easy for me. In the past couple of years, I've had three stalkers, one a boy, one relationship I was pushed into (they got me by baffling the shit out of me; friends of girl ask me if I will go out with girl, I say no. Friends of girl then ask me if I will try and be friends with her, because she really likes me, so could I hang around with her for a bit, maybe until she gets over me. I say, okay. Girl then comes up to me at lunch, hugs me and then thanks me for saying I'll go out with her. WTF? The fact that I didn't even know who she was (or that she existed) until she did that confused and scared me further. Also, the fact that I was barely 14 and she was taking her driving test that month. She was also not my type at all [read: deformed and held back two years in school due to failing all exams]) Strangely, after that, I found it easy to convince my year that I was gay, and managed to shake off one of my stalkers that way. Then I told them the truth at the end of term and we laughed like hell.)

I do believe that is correct, but I haven't done German for years, so I'm no authority (I should be though; a huge part of my mother's family are Austrian, German, Polish and Russian) on the subject.

Also, FP and FF are by the same people, but one is for fanfiction (duh) and the other is for original fiction.

 

[Cavouku]

Is Scatman John the one who does that I'm the Scatman! And then goes into a tangent of skippidy-boop-bah-random-gibberish on Youtube?

Yeah, and you damn well better not forget it. Scatman John is god.

(I fucked something up, sorry about the double post)

I said this? I know what Scatman John does, I was weirded out when I got the system message... That's just... I didn't say that...

I screwed up the quoting, I thought it was you who said it, not GirlGamer. My fault.

No worries, I caught on.

This place turned into Scatland yet?

Kind of. They mistook "Scat" for it's other meaning of animal poo. And now it smells.

Aw crap.

Let's start talking in Scattish, maybe that'll help.

Ski-ba-dop-bo-dow-di-op-bop?

 

[lwm3398]

Let's start talking in Scattish, maybe that'll help.

Ski-ba-dop-bo-dow-di-op-bop?

Bi-lib-bop-ba-do-watt-be?

 

[Cavouku]

That sounds like the best speech EVER. I wish I'd been there...
Also, you know how you were saying that you get mistaken for a boy by feminists? Well, it's the other way around for me. Read this:

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2611840/1/Im_Not_Laughing

It's almost entirely non-fiction, but with a storytelling spin on it.

*trying not to laugh* Awwww. Poor you. The ending was great, though. I'm told if I smile more I'll look like a girl and I'm a firm believer in the saying, "You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy." It's just I always have a reason to be sad. My friend died, my grandfather died, I've lost things, we spent 30 000 dollars on a faulty hot tub and the company refuses to replace/fix it, my friends are questioning my sexuality due to the fact that I've never had (or wanted) a boyfriend... etc. They had the nerve once to write on a card (in a way like Hallmark, as though we were a company) Two Girls and -insert real name here-.

If you're interested the ending of the speech was "Ich spreche nicht Englisch" which is (probably. I used a translator) "I don't speak English" in German.

Fictionpress... is that similar to Fanfiction? The site looks quite similar to Fanfiction's, except it's red while Fanfiction's is blue.

That can be a downer, but that's no reason to be sad. Disappointed, and mournful, but you can't let your family and friends feel guilty for dying on you. I often believe that losing something makes you remember it more. I like the thought of that. The hot tub is a bummer, but it'd be cool if you can all think of something to do with it. I don't know if I have any suggestions, but there's something creative to do with it, if you really can't get the money back.

I've never had a girlfriend, unless you count this one girl online (before you say anything; I fear no one, so I don't care that I don't "know them"). As far as my friends know, other than a couple good ones, I've always been single. Try pointing out the reasons, if your friends are too thick to figure out why on their own XP

I know that the majority of girls in my school all have personality problems of some sort, and I've made that clear to my friends on multiple occasions. You should question why your friends wouldn't figure it out. But that's just my advice.

Hope you start smiling, it's always good.

 

[Cavouku]

Let's start talking in Scattish, maybe that'll help.

Ski-ba-dop-bo-dow-di-op-bop?

Bi-lib-bop-ba-do-watt-be?

Skiddly-ot-dow-bibbity-bo-dow-wop!

 

[lwm3398]

Let's start talking in Scattish, maybe that'll help.

Ski-ba-dop-bo-dow-di-op-bop?

Bi-lib-bop-ba-do-watt-be?

Skiddly-ot-dow-bibbity-bo-dow-wop!

Bippa-Dappa-Doo-Let's stop!

Yay! I rhymed.

 

[Cavouku]

Let's start talking in Scattish, maybe that'll help.

Ski-ba-dop-bo-dow-di-op-bop?

Bi-lib-bop-ba-do-watt-be?

Skiddly-ot-dow-bibbity-bo-dow-wop!

Bippa-Dappa-Doo-Let's stop!

Yay! I rhymed.

Fine, but I counter you with Scatmusic! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmbtPdFTe3Y]

 

[Lexodus]

The hot tub is a bummer, but it'd be cool if you can all think of something to do with it. I don't know if I have any suggestions, but there's something creative to do with it, if you really can't get the money back.

Like letting it out as a halfpipe for midget skateboarders! Yeah!

 

[Cavouku]

The hot tub is a bummer, but it'd be cool if you can all think of something to do with it. I don't know if I have any suggestions, but there's something creative to do with it, if you really can't get the money back.

Like letting it out as a halfpipe for midget skateboarders! Yeah!

That's a good start, let's build on that basis.

 

[GirlGamer]

That can be a downer, but that's no reason to be sad. Disappointed, and mournful, but you can't let your family and friends feel guilty for dying on you. I often believe that losing something makes you remember it more. I like the thought of that. The hot tub is a bummer, but it'd be cool if you can all think of something to do with it. I don't know if I have any suggestions, but there's something creative to do with it, if you really can't get the money back.

I've never had a girlfriend, unless you count this one girl online (before you say anything; I fear no one, so I don't care that I don't "know them"). As far as my friends know, other than a couple good ones, I've always been single. Try pointing out the reasons, if your friends are too thick to figure out why on their own XP

I know that the majority of girls in my school all have personality problems of some sort, and I've made that clear to my friends on multiple occasions. You should question why your friends wouldn't figure it out. But that's just my advice.

Hope you start smiling, it's always good.

Wellllll.... Just for you.... *smiles*

My family is really angry at the company. They've come to "fix" it several times, which is why we had to pay so much. They insist it's not their fault, and leave us with a safety hazard. This morning we had an electrician take it apart, and some of the wires melted and that's why it kept shortcircuiting. It's now incredibly dangerous to even be near it, because if it shortcircuits, you could be electrocuted. We have to pay for a whole new wiring system. I think the company should pay for the system or at least half of it, after all, it's their faulty hot tub, and during the numerous visits to see what's wrong with it, they should have picked up on the damage. That's my view on it, anyway.

 

[Cavouku]

That can be a downer, but that's no reason to be sad. Disappointed, and mournful, but you can't let your family and friends feel guilty for dying on you. I often believe that losing something makes you remember it more. I like the thought of that. The hot tub is a bummer, but it'd be cool if you can all think of something to do with it. I don't know if I have any suggestions, but there's something creative to do with it, if you really can't get the money back.

I've never had a girlfriend, unless you count this one girl online (before you say anything; I fear no one, so I don't care that I don't "know them"). As far as my friends know, other than a couple good ones, I've always been single. Try pointing out the reasons, if your friends are too thick to figure out why on their own XP

I know that the majority of girls in my school all have personality problems of some sort, and I've made that clear to my friends on multiple occasions. You should question why your friends wouldn't figure it out. But that's just my advice.

Hope you start smiling, it's always good.

Wellllll.... Just for you.... *smiles*

My family is really angry at the company. They've come to "fix" it several times, which is why we had to pay so much. They insist it's not their fault, and leave us with a safety hazard. This morning we had an electrician take it apart, and some of the wires melted and that's why it kept shortcircuiting. It's now incredibly dangerous to even be near it, because if it shortcircuits, you could be electrocuted. We have to pay for a whole new wiring system. I think the company should pay for the system or at least half of it, after all, it's their faulty hot tub, and during the numerous visits to see what's wrong with it, they should have picked up on the damage. That's my view on it, anyway.

Oh I feel special ^ ^
Doing anything this Friday night? (I kid)

Hm, sounds like the works of dickholery at work. My father could probably tell you what to do, I might ask him... Just for you ^ ^

He out-annoys the people at the bank. He's been doing it for so long, he knows every word of every speech, and why they can't do jack to, or for, him.

I'll look into it. In the meantime, how about putting a glass orb over the tub! You could put your hands on it, and your hair will stand on end!

Edit: *snaps fingers* I got it! Ask people to pay $20, and whoever keeps their hands on the orb longest, wins a hot tub!

 

[GirlGamer]

Ouch. That certainly is a lot to be sad about. You say you've never had (or wanted) a boyfriend? I wish it were that easy for me. In the past couple of years, I've had three stalkers, one a boy, one relationship I was pushed into (they got me by baffling the shit out of me; friends of girl ask me if I will go out with girl, I say no. Friends of girl then ask me if I will try and be friends with her, because she really likes me, so could I hang around with her for a bit, maybe until she gets over me. I say, okay. Girl then comes up to me at lunch, hugs me and then thanks me for saying I'll go out with her. WTF? The fact that I didn't even know who she was (or that she existed) until she did that confused and scared me further. Also, the fact that I was barely 14 and she was taking her driving test that month. She was also not my type at all [read: deformed and held back two years in school due to failing all exams]) Strangely, after that, I found it easy to convince my year that I was gay, and managed to shake off one of my stalkers that way. Then I told them the truth at the end of term and we laughed like hell.)

I do believe that is correct, but I haven't done German for years, so I'm no authority (I should be though; a huge part of my mother's family are Austrian, German, Polish and Russian) on the subject.

Also, FP and FF are by the same people, but one is for fanfiction (duh) and the other is for original fiction.

Tricksy females, and their double talk.

I was thinking about it, my family is from Alsace, which was taken over by the Germans after the Franco-Prussian war, so maybe my family is part German, along with French, English and Irish. Oh and of course, Canadian.

 

[GirlGamer]

Oh I feel special ^ ^
Doing anything this Friday night? (I kid)

Hm, sounds like the works of dickholery at work. My father could probably tell you what to do, I might ask him... Just for you ^ ^

He out-annoys the people at the bank. He's been doing it for so long, he knows every word of every speech, and why they can't do jack to, or for, him.

I'll look into it. In the meantime, how about putting a glass orb over the tub! You could put your hands on it, and your hair will stand on end!

Edit: *snaps fingers* I got it! Ask people to pay $20, and whoever keeps their hands on the orb longest, wins a hot tub!

My hair is messy anyways, in fact those orb things tend to make it look better. It sucks really. I can brush it for half an hour, and then five minutes later it's tangled up so much people ask me why I don't brush my hair in the morning.

I have a concussion, so I can't really think too well today, so I can't think of anything else to write...
Note to self: Breaking your hockey mask by repeatedly stopping pucks with your face results in a concussion...

 

[Cavouku]

Oh I feel special ^ ^
Doing anything this Friday night? (I kid)

Hm, sounds like the works of dickholery at work. My father could probably tell you what to do, I might ask him... Just for you ^ ^

He out-annoys the people at the bank. He's been doing it for so long, he knows every word of every speech, and why they can't do jack to, or for, him.

I'll look into it. In the meantime, how about putting a glass orb over the tub! You could put your hands on it, and your hair will stand on end!

Edit: *snaps fingers* I got it! Ask people to pay $20, and whoever keeps their hands on the orb longest, wins a hot tub!

My hair is messy anyways, in fact those orb things tend to make it look better. It sucks really. I can brush it for half an hour, and then five minutes later it's tangled up so much people ask me why I don't brush my hair in the morning.

I have a concussion, so I can't really think too well today, so I can't think of anything else to write...
Note to self: Breaking your hockey mask by repeatedly stopping pucks with your face results in a concussion...

I don't get the same result with orbs, but my hair is the type of wavy that isn't allowed outside on a windy day. I have to take specific precautions in the morning to stop the bangs from protruding directly outwards, backwards, and around again.

You know what the perfect thing for a concussion is? More Scatman [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv-OwPTJcTc&feature=related]

(Want to take this to personal messaging or something? I think this thread is both derailed, and [by us] spammed.)