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[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.

Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!

The end. He thought, until the

 

[SamElliot'sMustache]

Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.

Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!

The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl

 

[Uberjoe19]

Can I just point out the fair amount of fail in this thread?

 

[thatstheguy]

Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.

Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!

The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.

Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!

The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch,

 

[thatstheguy]

Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.

Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!

The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch, causing excruciating

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.

Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!

The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch, causing excruciating waves of shameful pleasure.

 

[ribonuge]

Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.

Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!

The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch, causing excruciating waves of shameful pleasure. 'Oh my',

 

[thatstheguy]

Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.

Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!

The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch, causing excruciating waves of shameful pleasure. 'Oh my', he thought.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.

Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!

The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch, causing excruciating waves of shameful pleasure. 'Oh my', he thought.

He struck

 

[thatstheguy]

Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.

Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!

The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch, causing excruciating waves of shameful pleasure. 'Oh my', he thought.

He struck a nerve

 

[SamElliot'sMustache]

Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.

Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!

The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch, causing excruciating waves of shameful pleasure. 'Oh my', he thought.

He struck a nerve with his

 

[VincentX3]

once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing he pooped.

The end

And a fitting end it is.

Indeed.

After reading it again from start to finish I lol'd

 

[oppp7]

Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.

Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!

The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch, causing excruciating waves of shameful pleasure. 'Oh my', he thought.

He struck a nerve with George Orwell.

 

[SamElliot'sMustache]

Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.

Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!

The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch, causing excruciating waves of shameful pleasure. 'Oh my', he thought.

He struck a nerve with his George Orwell. George didn't

 

[j1-2themax]

Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.

Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!

The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch, causing excruciating waves of shameful pleasure. 'Oh my', he thought.

He struck a nerve with his George Orwell. George didn't like the

 

[fwelord]

Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.

Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!

The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch, causing excruciating waves of shameful pleasure. 'Oh my', he thought.

He struck a nerve with his George Orwell. George didn't like eating

 

[SamElliot'sMustache]

Once upon a time there was a large evil troll who wielded a stolen Metal Hammer called Bob who liked freshly baked monkey nuts. He ate them with pecans and soy sauce. Eating them was challenging, for they were alive. Then he mashed potatoes to bake George Clinton into a regal car. This resulted DNA change and Metal DO THE MARIO. After Mario-ing, he pooped. Now he went to rape deathclaws with his unimpressively, rusty steel Nunchucks.

Afterwards, he chased after some bacon and clams with sharksaws and adorned his mom with a magical genie!

The end. He thought, until the neon pterodactyl clawed at his crotch, causing excruciating waves of shameful pleasure. 'Oh my', he thought.

He struck a nerve with his George Orwell. George didn't like the pecans and