DENMARK! Any Danes out there?

[Jonluw]

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And you're sure you managed to keep count with that number system of your's?

Yes, with our superior minds we Danes understand the twisted logic of our number system, foreign to all lesser mortals as it is!

Oh, I'm not insulting the quality of the pigs. I'm just saying you shouldn't be shoving all that fine bacon-material into sausages.

...I'd have to agree on that one. And we shouldn't export all the best bacon either.

Damn our cooking traditions suck.

Yeah, I guess the Swedes have got us both beat there...
snip
Damn those Swedes...

...We do not cook like that >.> ...or eat like that

Lies. I say so, ergo you do. Q.E.D.

Spoiler: Since you are Swedish, I will just throw in this video for shits and giggles.

Get's sort of NSFW around the 2 minute mark.

What the hell was that ??...I am scared now

That's what you get for exporting all that Astrid Lindgren stuff to us...

But I do not like her...also why was there green paint ? I get the Astrid Lindgren part but why was there green paint? that was the most scary part

Huh. I happen to like Astrid Lindgren. Fond memories. Nangijala, with the awesome pink lava (or was it mud?) in Katla's cave.

And the green stuff? That's just her being Swedish, I guess?

I am Swedish but the only book I have read by her is the one you are mentioning and I was to young to understand it properly and later in school we had to do works about her like she was the best writer ever and that made me dislike her books.

Hm. I like the idea that after dying you go to another world, but it's not heaven or hell. It's a place where people are people, and you can still die. You've gotta wonder what comes after Nangilima though.

No that is not because she is Swedish it is because she is witch because we do not ejaculate green paint

Pfft. I'll believe that when I see it.

 

[rubinigosa]

...
And you're sure you managed to keep count with that number system of your's?

Yes, with our superior minds we Danes understand the twisted logic of our number system, foreign to all lesser mortals as it is!

Oh, I'm not insulting the quality of the pigs. I'm just saying you shouldn't be shoving all that fine bacon-material into sausages.

...I'd have to agree on that one. And we shouldn't export all the best bacon either.

Damn our cooking traditions suck.

Yeah, I guess the Swedes have got us both beat there...
snip
Damn those Swedes...

...We do not cook like that >.> ...or eat like that

Lies. I say so, ergo you do. Q.E.D.

Spoiler: Since you are Swedish, I will just throw in this video for shits and giggles.

Get's sort of NSFW around the 2 minute mark.

What the hell was that ??...I am scared now

That's what you get for exporting all that Astrid Lindgren stuff to us...

But I do not like her...also why was there green paint ? I get the Astrid Lindgren part but why was there green paint? that was the most scary part

Huh. I happen to like Astrid Lindgren. Fond memories. Nangijala, with the awesome pink lava (or was it mud?) in Katla's cave.

And the green stuff? That's just her being Swedish, I guess?

I am Swedish but the only book I have read by her is the one you are mentioning and I was to young to understand it properly and later in school we had to do works about her like she was the best writer ever and that made me dislike her books.

Hm. I like the idea that after dying you go to another world, but it's not heaven or hell. It's a place where people are people, and you can still die. You've gotta wonder what comes after Nangilima though.

Some other place on N maybe like Nangilimaliga.

No that is not because she is Swedish it is because she is witch because we do not ejaculate green paint

Pfft. I'll believe that when I see it.

But trust me the paint is blue.

 

[Jonluw]

...
And you're sure you managed to keep count with that number system of your's?

Yes, with our superior minds we Danes understand the twisted logic of our number system, foreign to all lesser mortals as it is!

Oh, I'm not insulting the quality of the pigs. I'm just saying you shouldn't be shoving all that fine bacon-material into sausages.

...I'd have to agree on that one. And we shouldn't export all the best bacon either.

Damn our cooking traditions suck.

Yeah, I guess the Swedes have got us both beat there...
snip
Damn those Swedes...

...We do not cook like that >.> ...or eat like that

Lies. I say so, ergo you do. Q.E.D.

Spoiler: Since you are Swedish, I will just throw in this video for shits and giggles.

Get's sort of NSFW around the 2 minute mark.

What the hell was that ??...I am scared now

That's what you get for exporting all that Astrid Lindgren stuff to us...

But I do not like her...also why was there green paint ? I get the Astrid Lindgren part but why was there green paint? that was the most scary part

Huh. I happen to like Astrid Lindgren. Fond memories. Nangijala, with the awesome pink lava (or was it mud?) in Katla's cave.

And the green stuff? That's just her being Swedish, I guess?

I am Swedish but the only book I have read by her is the one you are mentioning and I was to young to understand it properly and later in school we had to do works about her like she was the best writer ever and that made me dislike her books.

Hm. I like the idea that after dying you go to another world, but it's not heaven or hell. It's a place where people are people, and you can still die. You've gotta wonder what comes after Nangilima though.

Some other place on N maybe like Nangilimaliga.

No that is not because she is Swedish it is because she is witch because we do not ejaculate green paint

Pfft. I'll believe that when I see it.

But trust me the paint is blue.

I believe you might want to go to the doctor if you ejaculate blue paint.
[sub]freak...[/sub]

 

[rubinigosa]

...
And you're sure you managed to keep count with that number system of your's?

Yes, with our superior minds we Danes understand the twisted logic of our number system, foreign to all lesser mortals as it is!

Oh, I'm not insulting the quality of the pigs. I'm just saying you shouldn't be shoving all that fine bacon-material into sausages.

...I'd have to agree on that one. And we shouldn't export all the best bacon either.

Damn our cooking traditions suck.

Yeah, I guess the Swedes have got us both beat there...
snip
Damn those Swedes...

...We do not cook like that >.> ...or eat like that

Lies. I say so, ergo you do. Q.E.D.

Spoiler: Since you are Swedish, I will just throw in this video for shits and giggles.

Get's sort of NSFW around the 2 minute mark.

What the hell was that ??...I am scared now

That's what you get for exporting all that Astrid Lindgren stuff to us...

But I do not like her...also why was there green paint ? I get the Astrid Lindgren part but why was there green paint? that was the most scary part

Huh. I happen to like Astrid Lindgren. Fond memories. Nangijala, with the awesome pink lava (or was it mud?) in Katla's cave.

And the green stuff? That's just her being Swedish, I guess?

I am Swedish but the only book I have read by her is the one you are mentioning and I was to young to understand it properly and later in school we had to do works about her like she was the best writer ever and that made me dislike her books.

Hm. I like the idea that after dying you go to another world, but it's not heaven or hell. It's a place where people are people, and you can still die. You've gotta wonder what comes after Nangilima though.

Some other place on N maybe like Nangilimaliga.

No that is not because she is Swedish it is because she is witch because we do not ejaculate green paint

Pfft. I'll believe that when I see it.

But trust me the paint is blue.

I believe you might want to go to the doctor if you ejaculate blue paint.
[sub]freak...[/sub]

Still better then green...and it was only a joke

 

[Darkpanix]

Danish here happiest country in the world ftw!
plus we got (i got anyway) the swedish girls rigth next door

 

[Jonluw]

...
And you're sure you managed to keep count with that number system of your's?

Yes, with our superior minds we Danes understand the twisted logic of our number system, foreign to all lesser mortals as it is!

Oh, I'm not insulting the quality of the pigs. I'm just saying you shouldn't be shoving all that fine bacon-material into sausages.

...I'd have to agree on that one. And we shouldn't export all the best bacon either.

Damn our cooking traditions suck.

Yeah, I guess the Swedes have got us both beat there...
snip
Damn those Swedes...

...We do not cook like that >.> ...or eat like that

Lies. I say so, ergo you do. Q.E.D.

Spoiler: Since you are Swedish, I will just throw in this video for shits and giggles.

Get's sort of NSFW around the 2 minute mark.

What the hell was that ??...I am scared now

That's what you get for exporting all that Astrid Lindgren stuff to us...

But I do not like her...also why was there green paint ? I get the Astrid Lindgren part but why was there green paint? that was the most scary part

Huh. I happen to like Astrid Lindgren. Fond memories. Nangijala, with the awesome pink lava (or was it mud?) in Katla's cave.

And the green stuff? That's just her being Swedish, I guess?

I am Swedish but the only book I have read by her is the one you are mentioning and I was to young to understand it properly and later in school we had to do works about her like she was the best writer ever and that made me dislike her books.

Hm. I like the idea that after dying you go to another world, but it's not heaven or hell. It's a place where people are people, and you can still die. You've gotta wonder what comes after Nangilima though.

Some other place on N maybe like Nangilimaliga.

No that is not because she is Swedish it is because she is witch because we do not ejaculate green paint

Pfft. I'll believe that when I see it.

But trust me the paint is blue.

I believe you might want to go to the doctor if you ejaculate blue paint.
[sub]freak...[/sub]

Still better then green...and it was only a joke

No, green paint is normal for you Swedes. You shouldn't be ejaculating blue unless you're Australian or have a disease...

Okay, we're venturing too far off topic here. I think we oughta stop.

 

[Nielserik]

I'm Danish.

Yup... We love it here with the highest taxes in the world. Although we all just got money from the state because they're raising the cost on power or something, so thank you state for Shogun 2!

Also the weather here sucks alot of the time.

 

[MissDK]

I like legos!

Thak makes two of us!

 

[CarlMin]

I come from Sweden. That's almost like Denmark, right?

 

[Sp3ratus]

I come from Sweden. That's almost like Denmark, right?

A lesser version perhaps, but definitely not Denmark(I kid, I kid)

Dane here as well and happy to be. Living in the capitol, loving bacon in fact, I'm having pork chops and bacon for dinner tonight! Oh, and also fond of legos.

 

[Gigano]

I come from Sweden. That's almost like Denmark, right?

To the rest of the world, probably.

No doubt you'll find most Danes and Swedes disagreeing passionately though, before getting drunk off their asses together.

 

[MrShowerHead]

Finnish here. I guess that's close enough

 

[CarlMin]

I come from Sweden. That's almost like Denmark, right?

A lesser version perhaps, but definitely not Denmark(I kid, I kid)

Dane here as well and happy to be. Living in the capitol, loving bacon in fact, I'm having pork chops and bacon for dinner tonight! Oh, and also fond of legos.

Lego is the best. Well, I'm just happy to see so many Scandinavians on this site.

To the rest of the world, probably.

No doubt you'll find most Danes and Swedes disagreeing passionately though, before getting drunk off their asses together.

So true. Denmark borders to germany so you ought to have quite a lot of alcohol!

 

[Mathies Wiencke]

Yeah, when I and my family are in Germany, we always buy beer and/or soft drinks on the way home. As you can tell, I'm danish too

 

[Aerakade]

All of my wife's ancestors came from Denmark, some fairly recently but her father's side came over on the Mayflower (with the Pilgrims etc). So we have lots of Danish knick knacks and want to visit (for her it'll be the umpteenth time) soon.

 

[Gigano]

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So true. Denmark borders to germany so you ought to have quite a lot of alcohol!

Meh, I prefer quality English and Belgian beer, unfortunately not something that's readily sold en masse just across the border. Thank god the selection of those have been upped considerably around here in the last 5 years.

I currently live in Denmark... does that count?

Certainly depends on which political party you ask...

 

[SonicWaste]

I'm danish and have spend vast amounts of time building castle lego exited to play with it once it was done only to realise that i couldn't really figure out how to play with it without ruining it