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So there's this viral outbreak in a forest that makes people shit for England, only it's not a virus it's an alien invasion, and connected to this is a group of school friends who were taught psychic powers by another kid with aspergers syndrome who keeps going on about someone called "Mr. Gay", and then one of the friends gets taken over by an alien and suffers multiple personalities with the evil personality being British and the good personality American, but then the aspergers kid turns out to be an alien and defeats Mr. Gay, and everthing thereafter is fine.
The Dream Catcher, from Stephen King! I rad that book maybe ten years ago, and after someone told me the story, I couldn't recall anything. Things got so weird so fast that I ended up understanding and getting nothing from the book.
But I remember the part with the exploding Humvees! ("Hmm, I shot the car, maybe they just don't explode like in the mov- BOOOOOM!")
All right, I'll give in:
So you are this deformed dwarf guy, and then some other guys try to get into your castle, but you set fire to the river and burn their ships, and then the ghost of a dead king kills the remaining army.
And then you go out and are welcomed with an axe. Into your face.
Weird AND proof that boobies (even implied) will sell ANYthing. (Well maybe not games that are actually GOOD but don't have the money to buy a decent review) I mean seriously, is anyone here going to tell me that they WANTED a game with the delicate tactical machinations of Q-Bert and the brilliant yet heartfelt story of Bedazzled all with just a twist(ed) of Japanese love pillow culture?
Wait wait. That's going too far to compare it to Q-Bert....
So, you come out of this hole in the ground, pop some pills, eat some terrible meat, get a dog, kill everyone in a Norman Rockwell-esque Americana pseudo hallucination, kill the digital president, "pull a Jesus" on some water in the bay, become Zeus, then turn your godly powers onto some alien bitches.
a paraplegic experiments with out of body astro travel, he accidentally severs the bond to his body and floats around space for a bit. the only person that can save him is a mad Russian monk
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a paraplegic experiments with out of body astro travel, he accidentally severs the bond to his body and floats around space for a bit. the only person that can save him is a mad Russian monk
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And if a human has sex with something that is not of their species and belongs to the class of animalia-a. k. a. an organism that eats other organisms,
And so, the protagonist rode a zombie T-Rex, accompanied by the one man polka band, to stop the necromancers from killing an entire city and becoming gods.
I saw you had an answer already but still - yes, I'd recommend it. There are currently 13 books and one with collection of short stories (which aren't required but are nice. Aftermath especially. I'd recommend getting it for Aftermath at the very least) and one graphics novel prequel (which I'm on the fence about - the art is amazing but the story is a bit short :/ I want more of it). The books are also being turned into graphics novels but I'd wait before getting, them, I suppose. I think currently the first one - split into two, and the first half of the second one are released as graphics novels.
Anyway, the "main books" sort of come out once a year (give or take a few months). Last one was from August last year but I haven't seen a date for the new one. You should be able to find most of them rather cheap on Amazon/eBay - I've seen some go second hand for £0.99 on eBay or £0.01 on Amazon (without shipping, of course) and some people sell the whole set of the soft cover novels (the first 11 of the series) or similar and I assume they are slightly cheaper. Would be, if they are second hand. At any rate, it's not a hassle to get the books and they are worth it.
Also, there is was a TV series but it got cancelled after the first season. It's not related to the books really, it's a different story and slightly changed setting - I liked it but lots of others didn't.
At first it was a simple matter of getting acquainted, but then curiosity go the better of us. What usually gets the testosterone flowing got turned into a real group effort as things became intriguing, mysterious, then hot and intense.
As things approached the climax, I had to go on a top secret mission behind enemy lines to have a take at a hot naked woman so she could do what she does best and because somebody else knows what to do with her.
I swear at that point I couldn't last much longer, my world was on fire!
A black and white boy who makes shoes and a princess must get to the top of a mountain made out of hands, to find a ghost witch who might help them defeat the one eyed army attacking three golden balls.
So the main character is taking a plane away from a 1930's airport , leaving behind a 1920's car that just moments ago had been modern. As he flys the world continues to regress in age
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