Describe a scene in one sentence out of context

[Blade1130]

Here's one, hope nobody beat me to it:

A bright blue creature goes super-saiyan in order to defeat a giant puddle of water that has engulfed an entire city.

 

[twistedmic]

A giant space laser in orbit attempts to nuke a teenager with psychic powers who's trying to resurrect another psychic who destroyed the city 31 years before, but only manages to burn off his arm, so he goes into orbit, blows it up, and uses some of the debris to make a new arm.

Either the movie or the comic book version of Akira.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Here's one, hope nobody beat me to it:

A bright blue creature goes super-saiyan in order to defeat a giant puddle of water that has engulfed an entire city.

Sonic Adventure's final battle.

 

[Cipher1]

So there are Nazies and there in space

*You must show your working out*

 

[twistedmic]

Here's another couple ones.
1- A racist and a man with a very bad headache argue while trying to accurately measure water next to an elephant .
2- A member of an all female rock band makes a guitar out of pices of a magic harp so that she can rescue her lover from the Sidhe realm.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

Here's another couple ones.
1- A racist and a man with a very bad headache argue while trying to accurately measure water next to an elephant .
2- A member of an all female rock band makes a guitar out of pices of a magic harp so that she can rescue her lover from the Sidhe realm.

Die hard 3 and I don't know.

 

[Blade1130]

I'm gonna answer all of them at once! Or rather all the ones I know, which is still far more than it should be. I am such a nerd.

So the trained WWII marine partakes in a tie-in marketing activity for and upcoming film by fighting velociraptors with a sub machine-gun.

I wanna say Dino Stalker, he's a WWII soldier (air force though) who gets teleported back to the cretaceous period to prevent the world from exploding. Although there's nothing about a movie. I dunno, probably wrong, but there's my guess.[/quote]

Four aimless morons running around on a hospital rooftop getting torn to shreds.

Totally Left 4 Dead on top of Mercy hospital.

Group of four survivors are running up flights of stairs. When the fatter member starts getting tired, the douchebag tempts him with a chocolate helicopter if he reaches the top. Man gets angry - cue the bitchin' music.

Left 4 Dead 2, in the intro Coach and Nick are climbing up stairs, Coach asks why the evac station is so high and up and Nick replies "Aww c'mon Coach, maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate.. Hehe".

And suddenly you're fighting the internet to prevent the appocalypse.

Pretty easy but I just like how stupid it sounds out of context... heck its stupid even with context!

I would go with pretty much any one of the Metal Gear Solid games, I guess you're usually fighting for freedom of speech on the internet, but specifically in the second one you're fighting a giant computer trying to censor the net. Close enough right?

An invisible fat midget taunting and throwing rocks at spiders.

The Hobbit? He's a midget, and he's invisible, though I don't recall him throwing rocks at spiders it's not entirely out of the question.

So these people are at a funeral for a guy they've killed, when the guy wakes up and murders everyone there.

Sounds like the ending of Hitman: Blood Money, they shot him with those bullets that put you in a coma and she puts the wake-up stuff on her lipstick and kisses you (the dead guy) so you wake up and kill everyone. Including her, I believe.

So he finds himself on a Vegas-Style Show hosted by Joan of Arc where Jesus, accompanied by half dressed Angels, the Devil and Moses, sings him personally a song about the evils of Marihuana...

...where he has to fight a overweight bomb expert on Rollerskates who sips wine with a straw between laying plastic explosives...

...and learns that all of it was just a part in an elaborate plan to make him fall in love, and possibly have sex, with his own daughter...

...only to find that everything is okay, when suddenly all the female assassins turn into hideous mutant-fly-monsters. And so it ends with a shot of him, grinning and with a knife in his hand going toward the chaos.

The half dressed angels and bomb expert on Rollerskates tell me Metal Gear Solid 2, though I'm a little on the rest of it.

So basically your a giant floating hand......

Totally Super Smash Brothers, through a cheat you can play as the Master Hand. I don't have this avatar for nothing ya know.

So I just beaten this one guy, and then when I came back to the place I was normally sent back to, I discovered I was growing horns on my head. At the same time, there were these guys who were surrounding the corpse of my dead girlfriend, sister, cousin, whatever, and they got angry at me and shot me in the leg. And then one of them went up and stabbed me through the chest.

After that, I turned into this giant shadowy monster and started kicking their asses. But they eventually escaped and took the sword I had with me at the time and threw it into a pool of water. This created some kind of vortex which sucked me in and turned me into a baby.

Reminds me very much of the ending of Shadows of the Colossus. Though I didn't actually see the ending all the way through, so kind of a shot in the dark there.

You make your way downstairs, running from a giant demonic farmer Pillsbury Doughboy and end up on top of a clock tower, where the said giant demonic farmer Pillsbury Doughboy grows about four times taller and turns into a demonic farmer who launches magic spikes at you.

Sounds like Ghostbusters, although to be honest I haven't actually seen it, but I do remember the State Puff Marshmallow or whatever, so I'm gonna go with that.

So you're fighting one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World.

Must be God of War 2, you do battle with the Colossus of Rhodes. Why? Because you felt like killing something and the gods wanted to teach you a lesson.

Here's one, hope nobody beat me to it:

A bright blue creature goes super-saiyan in order to defeat a giant puddle of water that has engulfed an entire city.

Sonic Adventure's final battle.

Ding ding ding! Yep, that was it. I thought I'd at least get a couple wrong guesses, eh oh well.

Captcha: I'm sorry Dave...
That would've been epic if one of these was about 2001: A Space Odyssey.

 

[scorptatious]

So I just beaten this one guy, and then when I came back to the place I was normally sent back to, I discovered I was growing horns on my head. At the same time, there were these guys who were surrounding the corpse of my dead girlfriend, sister, cousin, whatever, and they got angry at me and shot me in the leg. And then one of them went up and stabbed me through the chest.

After that, I turned into this giant shadowy monster and started kicking their asses. But they eventually escaped and took the sword I had with me at the time and threw it into a pool of water. This created some kind of vortex which sucked me in and turned me into a baby.

Reminds me very much of the ending of Shadows of the Colossus. Though I didn't actually see the ending all the way through, so kind of a shot in the dark there.

And you'd be right!

 

[WoW Killer]

At this point I thought it was Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, if you count a drive-by as a street fight. Then I realized it couldn't be

It does remind me of something else

PrinceOfShapeir got that right almost straight away; it was Big Trouble In Little China [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGLinT-Pdyo].

The Audition? I haven't seen the movie but I wouldn't be surprised.

You got it

I guess that films reputation as horrific torture porn precedes itself.

So the reason he was kidnapped and locked away for 15 years and then decided to hit people with hammers and eat a live octopus upon release is because as a teenager he witnessed another kid fucking his own sister.

Maxwell Silverhammer?

Nah. It's another Asian film, but not Japanese this time (Korean, if you need a clue). Probably the best Asian film there is. One of my favourites anyway.

Next one I remember going to see at the cinema on a whim and thinking "W...T...F..." as I walked out. Clue is Steven King.

So there's this viral outbreak in a forest that makes people shit for England, only it's not a virus it's an alien invasion, and connected to this is a group of school friends who were taught psychic powers by another kid with aspergers syndrome who keeps going on about someone called "Mr. Gay", and then one of the friends gets taken over by an alien and suffers multiple personalities with the evil personality being British and the good personality American, but then the aspergers kid turns out to be an alien and defeats Mr. Gay, and everthing thereafter is fine.

That's not made up.

 

[Fenra]

I'm gonna answer all of them at once! Or rather all the ones I know, which is still far more than it should be. I am such a nerd.

And suddenly you're fighting the internet to prevent the appocalypse.

Pretty easy but I just like how stupid it sounds out of context... heck its stupid even with context!

I would go with pretty much any one of the Metal Gear Solid games, I guess you're usually fighting for freedom of speech on the internet, but specifically in the second one you're fighting a giant computer trying to censor the net. Close enough right?

Actually no, it was

Spoiler

Fahrenheit / Indigo Prophecy, and its far more literal than that, you actualy fight the humanoid embodyment of the internet, the internet itself gives itself a body and is bringing about a machine/robot appocalypse, very wierd

Captcha : Ball of confusion... that seems very fitting

 

[thejackyl]

The game I am currently playing (here's a hint, it's not a new game):

"So let's see, we have a Lieutenant, an few Ensigns, and a load of Seamen." Guess the game I would be talking about.

 

[ArkhamJester]

Your climbing this tower of floating blocks when an ass monster french kisses you so hard your limbs go flying and you die.

 

[Blind0bserver]

So basically your a giant floating hand......

Black and White.

So there are Nazies and there in space

*You must show your working out*

My guess? Iron Sky [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_IndUbcxc].

Once again, my turn.

So, essentially you, your lady friend, and her overweight friend who lacks both proper social skills and proper hygiene steal a giant robot so you can take a roadtrip to California.

So, after being saved by her best frenemy, our hero ends up in a giant floaty ball inside outer space and gets into a fist-fight with God.

So, what happens is that two of our main characters decide to have a relationship argument mere moments after a grueling laser war while the still smoking bodies of the fallen lay all around them.

 

[NESJosh64]

Your climbing this tower of floating blocks when an ass monster french kisses you so hard your limbs go flying and you die.

Spoiler

Catherine?

 

[ArkhamJester]

You are correct sir! And your reward? a floating head with a goat people beard! Man that game was weird...

 

[Kataskopo]

So the main character is taking a plane away from a 1930's airport , leaving behind a 1920's car that just moments ago had been modern. As he flys the world continues to regress in age

Anyone guess

Not sure if anyone already said it, but the one with Bruce Willis and that annoying kid which isn't annoying at all?

The Kid! Or if you are Wikipedia, Disney's The Kid.