Describe your exact opposite (Alternate reality opposite version of yourself)

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A random person

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A thin girl who hates video games, anime, and the internet, dismissing them as stupid nerdy things, is dumb, physically frail, fast, religious, and very conservative, especially on social issues.

So basically, she'd be a valley girl, only raised in the Bible belt where I live. Looks like I probably have a lot of opposites running around.
 

Dorian

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SharPhoe said:
Max is asexual either way. Does it really matter?
Yeah, it does.

Certain.... physical properties would change.

So I'm nit-picky. Sue me.
 

Drugar

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A cold hearted, short fat chick with a fiery temper, violent tendencies, a hatred of technology and animals who routinely kicks down old ladies in the streets.

Oh man, I'd be all over her...
 

brutus3933

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Rather short, a bit thin, completely idiotic but does well at school because he follows everything he's told to do and nothing else, drinks through his penis, pisses from his mouth, suffers from Benjamin Button disease, hates history math and science, aspires to little more than dying at some point in time. Oh and is a hyper-religeous freak and despises gays but is, himself, gay
 

SebZero

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A charming, dimwitted girl who's athletic, energetic, has a work-ethic, can't stop watching Jon and Kate Plus 8, hates Halo 3, hates anime, and loves casual games on the Wii.

Wow do I hate her.....
 

Jumping_Over_Fences

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Someone who is not the definition of sexy or awesome. Also, someone who isn't brilliant or tall. A person who does not impregnate women just by looking at them. Also, they would have brown hair.
 

RavingPenguin

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Short, thick and fat *shiver*, popular, atheist, female, blonde, ditzy, ignorant, unstudious, sloppy, heavy-metal rocker, animal activist, technologically incompetent, partier..... I cant think of any more. The inverse of that describes me in a nut shell. Though why she would be popular is beyond me.
 

Captain Spiral

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An overly religious girl who is wonderful at math but not so good in the art department. Blonde hair, blue eyes and great with guys despite the fact that she HAS A GOATEE!!
 

ajb924

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MacDonaldFin said:
Portal Maniac said:
A short, fat, blond, stupid, quick, modern, not stubborn, sane, good, asexual girl who wishes to bring goodness to the planet.

..... My soul just puked while I wrote that.
This.

Plus it would hate video games and cupcakes.
This.

Plus it would hate music and internet
 

Deef

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Wears all white clothes. Hates hard/metalcore music, loves the jonas brothers. Also he is dead.
 

Guitar Gamer

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a very short and slightly skiny opptunist who seems very kind and helpful but really hates almost every and anyone who isn't his freind or relative, he hates all electronics, is very blatant in what he says and doesn't care one slightost bit about what people say to him, very aggressive extremly active and loves spicy foods and hates sweet things, drinking and partying and is very uneducated and a ignorent person but for some reasn is very skilled at math exept geometry, they don't care about the deeoer questions of life, take everything for granted and is very obnoxios and rude.
loves simple plan and most contemperary music hates fireamrs but loves the prospect of war, he would hate to be influential, hates snow and summer and swimming, hates music and laughing
(but loves partying?) and is very loose with his term of "freind" and super trusts everyone, also is very unpossesive

seems like the kind of person that I'd like to stab

edit: also is very smooth in social interactions and is very very brave to a point of stupididy
and is bad at all visual arts and has a horrible relationship with his father

I kept the gender the same tough because then I basicly could go all the way that my alternat reality person doesn't exist at all

and I would just HAVE to cut off their limbs and deafen them and strike them blind
 

Fraught

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I don't know. I'm a little bit of everything, so it's hard to create an opposite version of me.

[small]Yeah, I'm special in that way. [/small]
 

E-mantheseeker

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As for me: high pitched, no confidence at all, very ignorant, overly religious, thinks Disney has improved over the years, hates video games, and has an optimistic view on "True love"