Describe your sex life in 3 Pokemon moves

[ramboondiea]

(also i think we such get 4 moves because it just makes more sense ha)

Lick, Harden, Pound

 

[Me55enger]

Swagger
Role-play
Horn Drill

 

[newwiseman]

tackle, pound, splash

 

[DeASplode]

Hypnosis
Tail Whip
Retreat

 

[Palademon]

Jonny used Charm!
PotentialPartner has used run!
PotentialPartner got away safely.

 

[SimplyTheWest]

SimplyTheWest used Charm!
SimplyTheWest used Swagger!
Foe Female used Double Slap!

...That pretty much sums it up.

 

[Scde2]

Scde2 used Lovely Kiss!
Scde2 used Giga Drain!
Scde2 used Swallow!

OR

Scde2 used Role Play!
Scde2 used Submission!
Scde2 used Retaliation!

Yep
[sub]Those are all actual Pokemon moves btw[/sub]

 

[Talshere]

me.vicky used Wake-Up Slap
me.vicky used Helping Hand
me.vicky used Swallow

yup.

Is that last one even a move, or just wishful thinking?

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Swallow_(move)

me.vicky used Wake-Up Slap
me.vicky used Helping Hand
me.vicky used Swallow

yup.

I think you win.

 

[Fenrir Strife]

Charm
Female: Blizzard
Struggle

 

[hazabaza1]

Struggle.
Splash.
Splash.

 

[Fawcks]

Constrict
Cut
String shot.

Ooooh, getting unorthodox there.

 

[TheScarecrow]

Harden
Quick Attack
Scarecrow faints.

 

[IrradiatedFish]

Man, I could come up with so many wicked combinations right now. Too bad I'm a virgin, so technically I'd be lying.

Realistically it would be something like, Chris used Charm! It had no effect! <repeat*3>

Actually, even that would be lying since I never even get that far. I must be the equivalent of a Bidoof. *sadface*

Spoiler: Bidoof

 

[Karousawai]

Rainy day
Flamethrower
Confusion

Try and unravel that one

 

[binvjoh]

Quick attack!

Ha! I like this thread.

 

[Nightkind]

Harden
Flail
Discharge

 

[westhamhaz]

sleeping powder
pound
string shot

 

[Sonicron]

Jonny used Charm!
PotentialPartner has used run!
PotentialPartner got away safely.

Damn. You sneaky ninja, you!