Describe your sex life in 3 Pokemon moves

[sms_117b]

Lick
Pound
Explosion

Boom baby....I actually feel dirty writting this down in Pokémon moves...*shudder*

 

[Mistermixmaster]

aww, such a shame we're not allowed to use 4 moves...

Anyhow, I can't really say anything into this thread, as I haven't had sex... I'll... I'll just go now...

 

[geldonyetich]

Safeguard
Frustration
Spite

I'm a bit of a prude.

 

[BlackStar42]

Penis used Harden!
Penis used Doubleslap!
Penis used Hyper Beam!

It's super effective!

 

[guess who]

Guess who used bide
Guess who used bide
Guess who used bide

I've been using for a long time.

 

[YoBadMama]

Harden, Pound, Hydro-pump.

 

[thebreadbinman]

mega punch
struggle
string shot

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Jonny used Charm!
PotentialPartner has used run!
PotentialPartner got away safely.

*Sigh* You and me both, pal. I'm like the Magicarp of sex.

 

[SuperCombustion]

SuperCombustion used Charm
Wild Girlfriend got scared and fled
SuperCombustion wallows in sadness

 

[guess who]

Sorry thought the first post didn't go through.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Tackle
Body Slam
Flee

Im really a nice guy.

 

[Jack Cheal]

swagger, harden, sludge bomb

 

[Thundero13]

I used charm, (it's not very effective)
Wild love interest fled
I used fake tears (they were real)

 

[Evil mr dave]

1. Sleeping powder
2. Harden
3. Pound
4? String shot?

 

[AugustFall]

Stephen used Charm (It missed)
Stephen used Charm (It missed)
Stephen used Charm (It missed)

 

[drdamo]

I tried to make a post and the CoC page from the Escapist popped up :/
Either I made a booboo with my spelling or something else is wrong.

Anyway, for the fun of it:

Befriend
Magic Coat
Astonish

 

[me.vicky]

me.vicky used Wake-Up Slap
me.vicky used Helping Hand
me.vicky used Swallow

yup.

I think you win.

Thank you, thank you...

 

[CrystalShadow]

Well, It's more fun if I break the rules a little, which I guess would end up something like this:

Opponent used Attract. - it failed
CrystalShadow uses Endure
Opponent uses flatter - CrystalShadow is confused
CrystalShadow uses barrier
Opponent uses Submission - It's not very effective
CrystalShadow uses Side Change - It fails.

... So, yeah. I wonder if you can infer what kind of trouble I get into a lot? XD

 

[Orsoeus]

Takedown
Erupt
Flee

 

[Red Rum]

Growth, Arm Thrust, Sludge.