Describe your sex life with one game quote

[The Salty Vulcan]

The Cake is a Lie

 

[Roysabre]

"Your health is low" - Fable - The Guildmaster
(health = likelihood of sex)

 

[Scrythe]

"No, Jackie. Not here! Stoppit, Jackie. Not. Here." - The Darkness

 

[Sporenut]

I wish there were more children in Cyrodil... delicious children... -Oblivion. (No, i'm not a pedo)

Not here! Not in public! -Oblivion, Telaendril.
Stop! You've violated the law! -Oblivion
WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMOMAN?!?! -TF2
This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!
ENOUGH! I GIVE UP! -Most games.
ALL HAIL THE COMBATANT FROM THE BLUE TEAM! -Oblivion

 

[XJ-0461]

"The princess is in another castle."

*sigh*...

Sounds like mine.

God dammit.

 

[TehMan]

"Goliath online." :]
-Starcraft

Win.

Nothing anybody says will top that.

Well, I've got one that perfectly represents my life, AND it's also offa SC:

"Nuclear launch Detected." - Disembodied terran voice
"Power Overwhelming!" - Protoss Archon, and a cheat code

 

[Sporenut]

The entire "Still Alive" portal song.
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here huge success!
We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead
Now theres no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Sound like your life?

 

[Strawb]

"You can't do that right now." - Warcraft 3.

 

[standokan]

'just come out with both guns blazing' from a shooter but i can't remember whitch one.

 

[Fraught]

"Your face, your ass... What's the difference?" - Duke Nukem

To be honest, I'm 14, and no sex for me (yet). I don't think I'm the only one.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

"tasty..."
MGS3

 

[AvsJoe]

"This gun is heavy" - Red Alert 2

 

[Raven's Nest]

"The final shot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led up to this point" - Max Payne

Sorry for necro-ing but I had to share...

 

[Caligulove]

"Takin' Pills" L4D

 

[SteakHeart]

"You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny little head! It's so tiny, I got a frickin- such a tiny little head!"

-The Scout, TF2

 

[Timotei]

"I think you went a little overboard there."

 

[Nomad]

"Why am I so good?"

Starcraft.