Describe Yourself in One Sentence.

[Connor Lonske]

I'm warm, but I feel cold inside.

*Eats a banana.* Yum.

 

[Lenvoran]

A tall, skinny, and sarcastic romantic gamer with a tendency to overthink and overprotect.

 

[Naturality]

Borderline Asperger's astrophysics student who conforms to most know stereotypes of a 'nerd', with some musical interests thrown in.

Probably about average for The Escapist.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Uncaring, sadistic man from the Great White North who everyone loves because he's funny.

 

[Trivun]

I'm the (sadly) eternally single indie geek

That's not terribly optimistic!

OT: I find my jokes funny and that's all that matters.

Well, you could always find something to make me a bit more optimistic...

Heh, just kidding... seriously though, it's not so bad, I just tend to accept it really. When the right girl comes along then great, until then I'm just enjoying being single for now...

 

[RJ Dalton]

Do you remember that kid who was always sitting alone on the playground, talking to himself and who all the teachers always just smiled and nodded whenever he said anything because secretly they were all thinking "OMG, this kid is batshit insane!"?

HI!

 

[IneptInception]

I have a thing for overtly long, complex sentences that amount to nothing but please the deep desire in me to completely destroy any sembelance of hope people may have for me; and to that extent I seek pleasure in melting people's desire for succinct sentences and MURDERING PEOPLE WHO THINK ENGLISH IS JUST ANOTHER LANGUAGE.

Derp.

 

[Ghengis John]

I cannot be defined in one sentence.

 

[William MacKay]

bicurious borderline obsessive compulsive, possibly nymphomaniacal pessimistic, cynical bastard goth who likes food to the max(!) and also, my default voice, expression and mindset is sarcasm.

and no, i'm not one of those people who act all dickish but just want a hug. i swear to batman, i will take your ears and use them as puppets just to fuck with you.

 

[TheSolemnHypnotic]

"I won't let this build up inside of me."

I have a lot of things I need taken care of soon.

 

[Vangaurd227]

"Very shy yet very outgoing"

 

[Spectral Dragon]

I am me, no more and no less.

Details are overrated.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I'm a slightly cynical, extremely sarcastic, insecure dork that spends way too much time with my head in a book than with actual people due to my misanthropic tendencies.

I think that about covers it.

 

[emeraldrafael]

A wandering Knight in a world thats moved on.

... yeah, thats about it.

or i could go with

WINNING!

 

[IxHADOUKENxI]

I wear my heart on my sleeve, I wish I could do all the Shit Smoke from MK can do and I'm a death metals Band Vocalist.

*gives cookies to all*

 

[xochiquetzal]

misantropic optimist

 

[Doitpow]

"I wanna stay home today."

Cookies for whoever gets the reference. Along with a violent teddy bear hug.

you want to be a millionaire some day? To know what it feels like to give it away?

 

[SodaFen]

I have a huge choice of sentences, but none of them are perfect enough to put here.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Well, you could always find something to make me a bit more optimistic...

Heh, just kidding... seriously though, it's not so bad, I just tend to accept it really. When the right girl comes along then great, until then I'm just enjoying being single for now...

Oh dear, flirting on The Escapist!
As you should do, once you're in a relationship there're a good few freedoms that you miss.