Describe yourself

[a7r0p05]

Appearance:

Spoiler: This

Exactly 6', 135 lbs (so scrawny as hell, is what I'm trying to say), and (unintentionally) sporting a scruffy beard-type look, i guess.

Hobbies: Gaming (I don't prefer a system, although I guess I play my 360 the most with PC a very close second), Reading (anything, my book motto being "If it's a good book, then it's a good book"), Film Appreciation (AKA watching movies, I'm on an Akira Kurosawa binge right now), Music (LOTS AND LOTS OF MUSIC), other stuff.

Personality: Well, I make the most references to Sci-fi, anime, and video games of anyone I work with... and I work at a bookstore... with a group of nerds...

Comedy: Dry, sarcastic, usually involves humor at the expense of someone else or a reference to a movie or video game.

Taste in Women: First of all, LOL to this (capin Rob, you're welcome for the spelling fix):

*Snip*

Taste in Women: I've never tasted a woman, seeing as I am one. Do we taste like chicken?

No, you don't taste like chicken, you taste like tacos. HA HA, vigania joke

awkward silence

But seriously, I usually like darker hair, but other hair colors are not out of the question. Similar taste in music helps, ability to take a joke is a must, also gaming is a plus. I've been told I have odd taste in women because I don't think Megan Fox or Halle Berry are attractive, but I can't help that. Also, I think hayden panettiere is kinda ugly.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Appearance: 6feet something. I have an Afro right now (I'm growing it out). I have a go-tee (everything else on my face is covered by my hood. And I'm skinny.

Hobbies: Playing video games. Escapist.

Personality: Quiet (sometimes), funny, random (sometimes), can be a dick (every once in a while).

Attitude: I'll do it later.

Comedy: Anything as long as it's funny.

 

[JokerCrowe]

Apperance: 6 foot 3, 180 pounds, blonde hair, green/blue/brown eyes (I have central heterochromia), very fit (defined muscles) and I'm very pale (I'm from Sweden you see)

Hobbies: Besides videogames you mean? I used to build LEGO constructions/vehicles/characters, and I like to draw. And cook.

Personality: I don't know... I'm a bit dark, very cynical, I'm a "helper" and I'm never mean/rude to people on purpose. I'm very kind under all that cynicism. And I'm very humour oriented, I'm a bit of a Joker *points to avatar*

Attitude: I have a sort of Hakuna Matata attitude. Everything will work out in the end. And again, under all that cynicism and darkness I'm actually very optimistic.

Comedy: Eddie Izzard and any kind of dark comedy. Basically what Eukaryote said. ; ) (about humour)

Taste in women: Physically I like dark girls; long curly dark hair, big dark eyes, and tanned skin (although the skin isn't a requirement). Personalitywise I -like eveyone else- like a girl who is like me. I have two kind of girls I like personalitywise. 1) the very cute and very innocent girl, with a quiet voice and personality. But she's hiding a wild/dark side. And 2) the exact opposite (strangely enough) the strong, powerful, outgoing, funny girl that lets her darkness show. (still, Darkness is important).
*looks over answers*
lol it's funny that the "taste in women" question gave me the longest answer. Maybe I've had too much time to think about it.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Apperance: 6 foot 2 inches, 140 pounds, and brown hair that styles itself while I sleep(screw combing it).

Hobbies: Gaming, writing poetry, creating trance music, skating, surfing, and scaring friends by hitting on them.

Personality: Shy at first and then I warm up, funny, sarcastic at times, amd relaxed/mellow/lazy

Attitude: Everyone is my friend.

Comedy: Sarcastic always.

Taste in women: I prefer rock/scene girls in looks, but overall if I like the girl then it doesn't matter to me long as I like her.

 

[thinkingaboutnothing]

Appearance: Slightly taller than average, slightly heavier than average, brown hair that I allow to do what it wants, so long as it looks clean. Bluey-green eyes, wouldn't label myself as beautiful, probably inbetween pretty and slightly more pretty than avarage, depending on how much make-up I have on. Also large boobs. Always a plus

Hobbies: Gaming (mostly FPS), reading (both comics and proper books), watching films, wasting time on the internet, playing flute, piano and singing, watching anime, role-playing. Just geek stuff really.

Personality: Tends to be a mix of my friends, and as most of them are guys, I tend to be right at home with them. Usually quiet around people I don't know, fairly loud with those I do.

Comedy: Most stuff, unless all it is is rude and offensive to someone, unless it's offensive to women in general, strangely enough. I don't mind jokes about cocks, vagoos or boobs, and when a mate yells at me to go make him a sandwich, I'll just slap him around a bit

Taste in women:...well I'm female and I'm straight...so...
Taste in men: Make me laugh, have the same interests as I do, understand how to calm me down when upset or angry, make me feel loved and wanted. There's list, I won't bore you with it.

 

[Lust]

Appearance: 5 ft. 9 in., little pudgey but not yet a full blown belly, medium length jet black hair (soft but thick, like a horsey), dark brn eyes (someone once said they're purty), mustache & goatee. Though I am hairy (I am strong with thatch).

Hobbies: Movies, games, anime, drawing, music, daydreaming (works best at night)

Personality: Introvert, intuitive, nice/sometimes mean, generally open to everything. Slightly apathetic (but I still care about people). Can be a weird-ass.

Attitude: I exist so that I may enjoy life, if I didn't, I wouldn't. Sing soliloquies to everyone you know. But, don't deny nature. Lust for peace and chaos.

Comedy: I love laughing. Whether it's nasty, dark, horrible, dumb, high brow, or just plain off putting, all is welcome.

Taste in women: Love me and make me laugh. I find melanin to be very sexy.
Taste in men: same as above.
Taste in androgynous/intersexual/pansexual: As I said before, melanin is intoxicating.

 

[Andalusa]

Appearance: I am 5'5" about 125, so I'm not exactly skinny. Mid length auburn hair and brown eyes (can vary between almost black and almost orange)

Hobbies: Music, gaming, long walks, cooking, reading, drawing.

Personality: Very shy, almost hostile when you first meet me but when you get to know me I open up a bit more. I do have Bi-Polar so sometimes I can be random, fun, happy and smiling and at others I can be super depressed.

Comedy: I like most comedy. My favourite comedians are Tim Minchin, Russel Howard and Michael McIntyre.

Taste in women: I'm not into women, I like guys. Same taste in music, can talk endlessly about the most random things, likes walking, taller than me, is nice and kind and can me me smile.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

Appearance:A regular ugly, pimple scarred, teenager.

Hobbies:Sucking at video games, procrastinating, complaining,generally being a philosophical bastard.

Personality:A angsty, self loathing,teenager with a bit of self awarness. Unable to fully understand the social aspect of humanity.

Comedy:Silly and clever.

Taste in women:As yet to be discovered.

P.S.I know I am straight from the pure fact of a physical attraction to the opposite sex.

 

[ThreeWords]

As a roleplayer, I shall revert to one of my easiest mediums; the character sheet!

Appearance: ThreeWords is moderately tall, standing just under six feet, but is skinny, and looks rather weak. As such, his strength is surprising, though not titanic. His face is lean and handsome, and his grey blue eyes look out from under brows that seem permanently quizzical. His hair is ginger brown, and he wears it as long as he can; at the back it reaches his neck, and the front it covers his eyes.
ThreeWords moves with easy, graceful movement due to an awareness of his own body, sourcing from years of training in par kour, fencing, and various martial arts

Hobbies: ThreeWords has many interest, amongst them is mathematics, reading, gaming, roleplaying, par kour, fencing, hap ki do, and general socializing. He finds his variety of tastes allow him to converse with people form most walks of life.
Recently, he has also found an amusement in the form of informal sparring with friends; most of whom have matching skills in various combat disciplines. he claims the variety of opponents is vastly beneficial to his own training, and also finds the challenge of new foes interesting

Personality: Despite his name, ThreeWords is extremely verbose, never using one word when three will explain it far better. This attitude can be seen in thought his lifestyle, for he puts his all into everything he does, sometimes to a fault.
His general outlook on life is as a sort of continuing cosmic joke, and he finds it hard to take miserable people seriously.

Attitude: As above, ThreeWords is very much free with his lifestyle, believing with the confidence of youth that he is literally immortal, and has yet to be proved wrong. He actively partakes in any dangerous activity he can find. To quantify his approach into one oft repeated quote; "nothing risked is nothing gained"
Though he accepts most things with open arms, the few things he does find offensive or distasteful are subject to a surprising degree of bitterness and savagery

Comedy: Depending on mood and company, ThreeWords' humor varies from harsh, semi insulting sarcasm to jokes that border on the ridiculous.
One thing he objects to is a popular form of 'comedy' in modern films that involves the pain and humiliation of a particular individual, for the amusement of a group. This he finds sickening.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Spoiler: A picture of me, from my profile!

What that picture doesn't show is that I'm about 185cm (6 foot) and 81kg (178 pounds). Just inside the 'normal' range on the BMI from memory. Just.

I won't attempt to talk about my personality, since I don't really have a clue and it seems to change often. You people can make up your mind on my personality.

And I'm not going to include my opinion on what I enjoy in the menfolk. Mostly because it's difficult to define and also because this thread is creepy enough as it is.

 

[Queen Michael]

Apperance: 6 feet tall, Shaggy brown hair, turquoise eyes, skinny as heck.

Hobbies: Reading comics, reading novels, and collecting candy bars. (I've got twelve so far.)

Personality: The Asberger's Syndrome & ADHD kind.

Attitude: You do not have the right to be an idiot.

Comedy: Marx Brothers.

Taste in women: the more you play video games read manga the more I luv u ^_^

 

[SuperTim]

Appearance: 6 foot 2, about 59 KG skinny as hell i think i'm obease though JOKE! short brown hair long fringe but not covering eyes and in a sway motion to the left. brown eyes.

Hobbies: warhammer 40K, reading fantasy (read about a book a week) ps3, multiplayer games with friend WITH BOTS! (no games with them any more ruling a kingdom called Timtastica! (join if you will! any jobs avaliable except king

Personality: very dead pan humour or dark, i talk alot when you get to know me but my best chat line is "soooooo, nice weather we are having, thats my best and consequently worst talk line, but it makes conversation like the description i'm giving now" will try almost anything

Comedy: dead pan humour as stated, joke about life the world and everything you dont laugh at something unless its a little true usually.

taste in women: personality, they know how to spell USSR is a good start....boy that was screwed, and needs to understand my sense of humour.

 

[BluenetteDiviner]

Apperance: 5 feet 4 Inches tall, Wavy red hair, dark blue eyes, glasses, Slimish.

Hobbies: Playing video games, Reading and writing.

Personiality: Quiet and Shy around people I don't know. Loud and outgoing around friends. Obvious bisexual.

Attitude: Forgive and forget, life's too short to hold grudges.

Comedy: Sarcastic mind-fuckery, I'm a bit sadistic in the way that I find the Saw films more of a comedy than a horror. I'm also quite masochistic, so I also find a certain hilariousness in my own pain.

Taste in women: Doesn't cry when they break a nail, dark hair, Slim (not skinny DX), preferably a gamer.

Taste in men: Funny, similar hobbies, similar taste in movies and music, preferably a gamer.

 

[Azraellod]

Appearance: 5''9. Very light build hidden because I wear at least three layers at all times. Brown, neck-length hair that curves forwards.

Hobbies: I lurk on here a lot. I'm into Yu-Gi-Oh, chess, and talking.

Personality: I'm typically nice to people, and non-judgemental for most things. I tend to be sarcastic a lot, and I have a bit of a thing for drama.

Attitude: I guess you could say I take the saying "It's better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand years as a lamb", and apply it in a pretty bizarre way to my life. I'd go into more detail, but it doesn't exactly come off very nicely.

Comedy: Sarcastic, ironic, dark, accidental.

Taste in women: Um... asexual, willing to talk. I have no other requirements really.

 

[Broady Brio]

Appearance? 17. 5'10/11. Short brown hair.

Hobbies? Weekly go to gym. This year I hope to take up volleyball as a sport for my college.

Comedy? Pretty much anything. Except Chris Rock.

Taste In Women? We'll find out out soon enough. I guess intellectual to a point of still pretty cool to be with.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Appearance: 6'0,

Huh, I can count the number of girls I've seen that are 6ft or more on one hand. You must stand out...

Ot: I'm 6'3", buried under a mess of curly hair and a beard.

hobbies: Games (duh), Playing guitar, listening to metal, and watching anime (though I haven't seen very many, it's a relatively new passion of mine)

Personality: I'm absurdly lazy, and procrastinate for a living, though if I get to writing a song, I'll come over very obsessive and spend all day in front of the computer, neglecting food/other vital things. Other than that I've gotten over a crippling shyness that plagued my teenage years, and am fairly well adjusted, if slightly misanthropic. Just a tad.

Comedy: All types that aren't the American sitcom. British sitcoms can be great though (Father ted, I.T. crown, peep show.)

Taste in women: Outgoing, nice (seriously, if a girl is really nice, her physical attractiveness will just skyrocket to me. Kind like shallowness, in reverse?), and a sense of humour is a must. Girls that are all srs bsns all the time are no fun.

 

[skittlepie345]

Appearance: 5'5"; Straight, Medium-long length, dark brown hair that I keep in ponytail always; Darkish brown eyes; Normal build

Hobbies: Reading, video games, playing the Oboe, listening to music, Clicking 'Random Article' on Wikipedia for hours on end. Playing mind games with my cat...

Personality: Quiet, but funny-ish when I do talk. I laugh maniacally in my head when something bad happens to someone, before going to help them out. Kittens?

Attitude: When it's time to leave.

Comedy: Sarcastic, and situation appropriate video game references, etc.

Taste in Women: Boobs... Kidding, I am a girl... Who's straight.

Taste in Men: Funny, will let me poke him, listens to awesome music, plays an instrument (opt.), enjoys being around me, likes video games... And Smart... Well, not a complete idiot, at least.

I think that's it.