Describe yourself.

[shadowslayer81]

I'm 16 years old, 6'4" and 120 lbs (get out your amazement now, it gets annoying every time I post it).
I hope to become a Computer Engineer, and am in Highschool now.
I'm currently reading short stories by Isaac Asimov.
I am a bit of an audiophile.

Aaand that's about it. I'm not really anything special.

 

[AngelSword]

I'm a mystery wrapped in a riddle, deep fried in conundrum, dusted with a puzzle, layered with 100% pure confusion, between two whole grain, sesame seed buns.

Literally, I'm a 26 year old cancer survivor, studying to be an English teacher, who holds dreams of being a novelist. I have a love of games in all fashions, and spend most of my time and money in them. I spent 4 years in the US Air Force as a computer programmer, and thus am called upon by family whenever they have computer issues, since I apparently know EVERYTHING there is to know about them.

 

[Verlander]

24, Male, went to a University that went bankrupt, and no other institution would take me. So I have a loan, but no qualification.

I managed to blag a job in Central London, I create companies for foreign investors, which means I spend my time in embassies with consuls and diplomats. I also get access to some pretty impressive places, like the skyscrapers, the Royal Courts of Justice, the Foreign and Commonwealth office... it's pretty cool, in a school geeky kinda way.

Currently eyeing up an accountancy degree (I've been offered a scholarship for an MSc, but need the basics before I can get it). I trained at University as an illustrator, and am waiting for someone to send me a script as I want to tour the comic conventions of Britain next year with some kind of product. Strange goal.

I'm apathetic agnostic, or as we say in Britain "don't know, don't care". I believe in science, which means I believe that any strong decision one way or the other is relatively foolish. It clearly doesn't affect life however, so lets just get on with ours. I'm polygamous, but I don't let that define me.

 

[MetaKnight19]

21 years old, 6'4'', really shy even around people I've known for years. I'm not a morning person and can be quite inappropriate when woken up too early; take today for example, I was at work and a customer came up to me and said 'Excuse me do you have cotton-wool balls?' to which I replied 'Do I look like a teddy bear to you?' Needless to say they didn't see the funny side.

Also someone gave me a Scottish £20 note to pay for their shopping with, so I jokingly said 'Sorry mate, we don't take Monopoly money.' Needless to say they didn't see the funny side either.

I think I come across as a bit of a pessimist (I'm not by the way) because of the monotone in my voice, but people say its charming. Yeah, I can't figure it out either...

 

[JochemDude]

I'm 22, My profession is in all round music industry (Sound, studio, light, construction, camera, projection and some editing) I'm a man of code and live by what is right and not what is. I have a solid relationship for the past 8 years. I prefer having few good friends than a lot people I just know. My best 5 friends, me and my girlfriend are in a airsoft team and play a lot of first person shooters (Battlefield). I'm play a lot of Fallout and Guitar Hero as well. I play guitar and bass for fun. I used to be into MMA even competing in national league once, but I'm in Holland so competition is a little too fierce. Today I do a lot of Aikido and jiujitsu. I still practice MMA once a week, but don't compete anymore. My political view would be Left wing. I'm a music lover and go to any festival possible (preferably Dutch hard style and Metal/Rock festivals, anything I can go totally insane on). I also have a dog.

 

[SckizoBoy]

I'm 5'11 and weigh between 145-150lbs (it fluctuates between those whenever I visit the doctor) so Im like 65kg and 155cm(correct me if I'm wrong)

Hmmm... 180-181cm, 'cos I'm just a tad shorter (5'10"/178cm), same weight. Postgraduate research student, sadist, 25, BBC, black haired, black eyed & black attired.

Pretty much it...

EDIT: Since everyone seems to be sharing their political/religious inclinations: liberal Christian (I'm an ecologist, after a fashion, FFS)

 

[Mace Tulio]

17, male. Currently finishing school via distance education. Following which I will likely take up History in University.

I'm about 5'11", around 100kg, built like a football player. I have naturally dark hair and eyes, that people often mistake for black, but is actually just extremely dark brown. I'm currently volunteering to help an elderly couple get their businesses inventory into a digital database.

I have quite poor eyesight, and struggle without my glasses. I was also born with Dextrocardia with Situs Inversus, basically my heart is on the wrong side.

I'm very liberal and an activist for universal equality. My religious views fall under the umbrella of General Universalism.

 

[Hiikuro]

I'm 21. Currently a computer science student, while also far in development of a FPS game/engine that I eventually will sell.

I'm a dreamer, and, more often than not, hide in my own dreamworld away from the horrible reality that seem to rather want me gone.

I generally consider myself highly respectful, open-minded, well thought out, and overly empathic. However, I have an avoidant personality, and virtually no self-esteem. I'm extremely passive socially (which I think is due to my own intention of not being an annoying nuisance to others) and pretty much expect that anyone around me dislike me or would rather have me gone, and even find the thought that anyone like me or want me present as absurd.

 

[SovietSecrets]

I'm fairly bad at describing myself so heres what a friend wrote for me on Facebook.

video games + music + semi genius ideas + alcohol + lazy + apples = mike.

19, Philosophy major, and I plan to go into law school. Not sure what exactly I wanna do in law yet, but will figure it out eventually.

 

[Casual Shinji]

28 year old autistic cartoonist who never finished high school. Currently, jobless and loveless.

I like eating stuff while watching stuff.

More news as this story develops.

 

[Tom1351]

15, male, 5'11, and too heavy for my own good. I have a small group of close friends, a larger group of other friends, and acquaintances with most people in my year. Grew up in the North of England, in school in the north of England. Hoping to do physics at A level / university.

I generally hate myself, and worry too much about everything except what I need to worry about. Apparently I am cute, but I reckon I am hideous. I have not had a serious relationship since a long lasting but awkward one three years. My beliefs are to be found in science, although technically I am an agnostic.

I think I have avoidant personality disorder, although it is only a self diagnosis and needs some official scrutiny. I deeply like a particular friend at school, although she doesn't know it, and will probably say no anyway. I like to think I am open minded about most things other than positive opinions of myself.

Other than that, I play a lot of music and musical instruments, and am hoping to make something of that in the future.

 

[Dingo John]

I'm a 19-year-old boy, located in a +10.000 people city, close to the second largest city in Denmark.

174 cm tall and a weight that swings 54-58 kg. Quite skinny, but if I stopped being so lazy I could easily gain a few kilos from excersize as I have a weird anatomy which works out for the best.

I'm in the exam period of my high-school (or the Danish equivalent) and I am going to finish with grades way lower than I am actually capable of. I am very lazy and very hard to motivate. But once I get enthusiastic about something, I work like a lunatic and put crazy-much effort into it.

I have around 10 people whom I really care about and can share anything with, and then a whole lot of people with whom I chat and get shit-faced with. Also I broke up with my girlfriend through 15 months about a month ago, and am still quite devastated. Really bad with girls as I ALWAYS end up in the friend zone, except with my (now ex-)girlfriend.

I love beer, bacon, music, movies and games. Atheist and with socialist tendencies.

 

[Alssadar]

15 years old, band nerd, and video game player. I have close-knit friend groups, and a wide variety of acquaintances. Aspirations in video game programming/developing while also being an author on the side.
I am often considered weird/insane because of my spontaneous behavior gained from wanting to make people laugh. I ignore the people who call me weird. I have fun while they do not.
I am also an optimist who overcame depression.
Rather shy when meeting new people, but honest and truthful when known.
Pretty laid back, as life goes on.
Life is how you want to live it; don't let anybody else determine your purpose.

 

[Deacon Cole]

Unpleasant to look at.

 

[subject_87]

14-year-old American male, slightly strained relationship with reality, artistic, wise beyond my years, outspoken, can't stand obnoxious macho posturing, has a fantastic girlfriend.

 

[Flippincrazy]

Arrogant, self-centered and overly lethargic - got through life so far on my relative intelligence (in the schooling sense, debatable whether that is true intelligence).

 

[BreakfastMan]

I am 18, 6'5, 260 lbs, white, lower middle class, non-denominational Christian, and asexual. I live in a crappy small town in the foothills of the Cascade mountain range in Washington state. I am going to graduate in 3 weeks. I am planning to get a degree in Computer Science and the University of Washington. I hope to become a game designer one day. I work as a janitor part time at a craft store in the next town over. I have large fear of social situations stemming from a fear of looking unintelligent or being rude. Um... I think that is about it.

EDIT: Oh, I also seem to lack common sense. That is a pretty big one too.

 

[Zing]

I'm 21, Lazy, procrastinator, intelligent but slow sometimes, and pretty easy-going. I like to drink and go out with friends when I have money. I like video games, most types of music, big on dubstep atm, i'm a huge movie and tv series buff. I download mostly every good series there is as soon as it goes up in the US because we don't get half of the shit or its 6 months+ late in Australia.

I'm 6'2, 75 kgs(seems to stay here no matter how much shit I eat and how little I exercise, which is good for now but i don't think it will last, I need to get back to the gym. :x)

edit: also My Little Pony has recently consumed my soul. I'm okay with it.

 

[Shinsei-J]

Im 16 year old male with long hair, living in rural australia this gets me alot of crap with the so called cool kids.(hate them anyway so win win)
Currently doing a random course in interactive media so as to finish high school. Going on to do game design and phychology.
I hate to put on a facade for my work to be nice to anyone, i hate people that make opinions before they can form a valid one.
recovoring from a debilitating bout with chronic fatigue that left me sleeping for 20 hours a day for 2 years only getting up to eat sleep and develope a love of games. now almost able to have a semi normal life, im working at a movie rental store and trying to catch up on school.

I have a anime collection of over $2000 AUD and alot more else were.
gaming is my life, I even got a loan so I could buy a gaming laptop.(just finished paying 3000AUD)
Collecting stuff is my hobby.(antiques, replica game and anime swords, figures)
Vegetarian not chose but my body rejects meat, I would kill to eat some bacon and not vomit.

Thats about it