Destroy the Guy Below You!!! Use your imagination here people, you will need it to win!

[OddOzZy666]

Shoe polish

Rub it in eyes then tear them out in pain

A gorilla named Bubba who wears a tutu

 

[Metric Monkey]

Seriously? Bubba beats you to death.

A pine needle.

 

[Death-Sheep]

Tell the pine trees that you kidnapped their pine needle child, and they will colaps on you.

A marshmallow

 

[elbryan108]

A marshmallow

Place the Marshmallow in the microwave until it expands to 100 times its original size, creep up behind you with said marshmallow, then fashion the huge marshmallow into a Mudkip and order it to attack you, you soon die of sweet mudkip goodness to the skull.

A remote to an outdated Television.

 

[RanD00M]

A remote to an outdated Television.

Shove it so far up you're bum that your gut ripps open.

A Gameboy.

 

[EisBaron]

Put Tetris in the gameboy. Implant it in your head and turn it on.

Canadian Lumber

 

[shaderkul]

Put Tetris in the gameboy. Implant it in your head and turn it on.

Canadian Lumber

Tell the Canadian Lumber u violated his sister and he takes u to work uses ur head as an axe for the whole day

Toilet paper

 

[CuervoJoe]

Take out the cardboard, then put the paper in the top, shove it down your throat so you can't breath.

A cushion.

 

[Neonbob]

I fill it with nice, comfy pieces of lead. You get settled in, I attach it to your lap with five hundred layers of duct tape, and throw you into the ocean.

An orange peel.

 

[Death-Sheep]

Insert the aids virus in the orange peel, and then make a dessert for you with the orange peel.

A leaf.

 

[CuervoJoe]

I poison the leaf, then mix it in with a salad, and force you to eat it.

A slice of cake.

 

[Saylek]

Put
Canadian Lumber

Tell the Canadian Lumber u violated his sister and he takes u to work uses ur head as an axe for the whole day

Toilet paper

haha EPIC! i just imagined it with south park characters haha
HI5! DUDE

 

[MasterSqueak]

I raise my hand high, palm open, and slam it into your head hard enough to break your neck.

A pebble.

 

[CuervoJoe]

I throw it so hard into your eye that it goes through and pierces your brain.

An iPod. Without headphones and with the battery taken out to make it devilish.

 

[ljd184]

sell the ipod then with the money go buy a gold ring and give it to you and make you put it on them go ell some kids (that have seen lord of the rings ) and give them swords and tell them to go get the one ring of the ork


the safety cap of a bottle of medicine

 

[MasterSqueak]

Spoiler: Warning: Incredible amounts of violence!

I kick you in the crotch, jam the cap down your throat, punch you so hard you throw it up, hurting your throat in the process, kick you to the floor, dig out your eyeballs with it, and jam it up your ass.

A dog squeaky toy.

 

[the Tadman]

I find 3 playful dogs then go outside to play with them, while you are outside too, sitting on a bench. I throw the squeaky toy at you and by accident it goes in you're mouth and you swallow it. The dogs run up to you, knocking you down from the bench. They rip you're stomach open and grab the toy.

A grenade. (This shall be so hard...)

 

[MasterSqueak]

I sacrifice the soul of an innocent to appease the cat, and have it murder you with its satanic powers.

A ceilingcat