Destroy the Guy Below You!!! Use your imagination here people, you will need it to win!

[War Penguin]

I get the Leprechaun drunk and tell him that you stole his pot 'o gold so he will beat you up to the point of death.

A feather.

 

[Bluedemon322]

Chuck Norris sits down on a bench near you. A Norris Hater commits suicide with a nuke in an attempt to kill Chuck Norris. You are caught in the blast, and die.



A nuke that only harms whales.[sup] cmon neon...[/sup]

 

[A random person]

Eat it and eat you.

Me and Chuck Norris fused together with a Yu-Gi-Oh card or some crap.

Summon three of them in attack mode. Screw the rules, I have money.

An object that is physically impossible to kill someone with or otherwise facilitate their death with. And it cannot be altered to do those things.

 

[EisBaron]

Me and Chuck Norris fused together with a Yu-Gi-Oh card or some crap.

Glue it to your face and set it on fire.

16 Bananas tied a shopping cart

 

[MasterSqueak]

I roll it down a steep hill at you.

A quick time event.

 

[Saylek]

I roll it down a steep hill at you.

A quick time event.

swap the batteries on your controller making you die without being able to do anything


man when i made this thread i never knew people are so violent XD killing with stuffed animals, and pebbles dear god good thing nobody mentioned a chainsaw...

chainsaw

 

[Captainguy42]

I take out the chain, make you swallow it, grab it when it comes out the other end and floss you to death.
[small] Ya you wish I had just ripped you to shreds with it.[/small]

Your right thumb.

 

[Azraellod]

i use the overly sharp nail on my right thumb to sever your brainstem, rendering you helpless. i then leave you to starve to death.

a lavender scented pillow.

 

[Spoonius]

I use the pillow and it's fragrance to bargain a girl into going on a date with you. I then start a fight with you, and accuse you of hitting on my girlfriend. After beating you up, the girl and I travel to a big lake with your unconscious body. I shoot her in the back at the shore, and use the pillow to suffocate you in your unconscious state, before dumping both of you in the lake and selling the lavender-scented pillow for maximum profit.

A rubber duck.