(disclaimer: This post not paid for by PepsiCo or any other corporate entity. I wish I could get paid to pimp products on message boards. That sounds like a sweet way to pick up some cheap and easy cash. Anyway...)
According to Mountain Dew's Wikipedia article, if you total up all the variations, limited trial runs, Slurpee and Taco Bell special flavors, and all the other stuff sold under the Mountain Dew brand name in the United States (note that Canadian, European, and Australian readers here will be a bit limited in what they've been offered), there have been a total of 44 flavors of Mountain Dew since the original debuted in Tennessee in 1948.
Personally, I've tried:
Mountain Dew. The original and for my money still the best---my beverage of choice and one of the things I'm known for at school (along with the stuffed animal and the Groucho impression.)
Caffeine-Free Mountain Dew. I was married to a Canadian for five years, so trips to her home country meant drinking the decaf version.
Diet Mountain Dew. And let us never speak of it again. Tastes like battery acid.
Mountain Dew Live Wire. Orange/tangerine flavor, and I adore the stuff, but can't find it cold in 1-liter bottles. If I could, I'd probably drink more of it, but I don't like paying $1.49 for a 20-ounce bottle.
Mountain Dew Pitch Black. Glad to see this one coming back later this spring. The subject of a running gag between my roommate and me back in 2004 when it first debuted---she and I both loved the stuff.
Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Available only at Taco Bell. Can't say as I'm a fan. Besides, nachos go better with cola, so I'm usually drinking Pepsi at Taco Bell...if I'm not getting my nachos from Del Taco and eating them with Coca-Cola Quantum. (what's Coca-Cola Quantum? Ask me and I'll tell you all about it. One of the genuine MacGyvered pleasures of the Reno Wasteland.)
Darth Dew. Slurpee flavor, came out in 2005 as part of a tie-in with Star Wars Episode III. C'mon, how can you not love a Slurpee that comes in a cup with a Darth Vader helmet for the domed lid? Same flavor base as Pitch Black, which as mentioned earlier, I loved.
Game Fuel (2007). The original Halo 3 tie-in run. Whose demented idea was it to combine cherry and citrus? Whoever it was should be (insert means of torture appropriate to Halo universe here---I don't play console shooters but plenty of you folks do.)
Mountain Dew Throwback. Friends and I decided to blind taste-test this stuff alongside the original to see if there is anything to the notion that high fructose corn syrup has an "off" taste due to its manufacturing process. If our taste tests were anything to go by, indeed it does. Because real cane sugar adds something---a sweetness that can only be described as genuine. Personally I wish they'd ban HFCS, since the stuff is proven to be behind all manner of awfulness because of the way the body metabolizes it. Diabeetus doesn't run in my family---literally none of my relatives have ever had it. I hope that saves my bacon.
Mountain Dew Distortion. 3rd place out of 3 in the 2010 DEWmocracy promotion. Figures, since I loved it.
Let's see...counting up my total, that's 10 different Dew flavors! My goodness, I really do love the stuff, don't I?
FOR DISCUSSION!How many Dews have you tried, and which ones have you liked and disliked?
According to Mountain Dew's Wikipedia article, if you total up all the variations, limited trial runs, Slurpee and Taco Bell special flavors, and all the other stuff sold under the Mountain Dew brand name in the United States (note that Canadian, European, and Australian readers here will be a bit limited in what they've been offered), there have been a total of 44 flavors of Mountain Dew since the original debuted in Tennessee in 1948.
Personally, I've tried:
Mountain Dew. The original and for my money still the best---my beverage of choice and one of the things I'm known for at school (along with the stuffed animal and the Groucho impression.)
Caffeine-Free Mountain Dew. I was married to a Canadian for five years, so trips to her home country meant drinking the decaf version.
Diet Mountain Dew. And let us never speak of it again. Tastes like battery acid.
Mountain Dew Live Wire. Orange/tangerine flavor, and I adore the stuff, but can't find it cold in 1-liter bottles. If I could, I'd probably drink more of it, but I don't like paying $1.49 for a 20-ounce bottle.
Mountain Dew Pitch Black. Glad to see this one coming back later this spring. The subject of a running gag between my roommate and me back in 2004 when it first debuted---she and I both loved the stuff.
Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Available only at Taco Bell. Can't say as I'm a fan. Besides, nachos go better with cola, so I'm usually drinking Pepsi at Taco Bell...if I'm not getting my nachos from Del Taco and eating them with Coca-Cola Quantum. (what's Coca-Cola Quantum? Ask me and I'll tell you all about it. One of the genuine MacGyvered pleasures of the Reno Wasteland.)
Darth Dew. Slurpee flavor, came out in 2005 as part of a tie-in with Star Wars Episode III. C'mon, how can you not love a Slurpee that comes in a cup with a Darth Vader helmet for the domed lid? Same flavor base as Pitch Black, which as mentioned earlier, I loved.
Game Fuel (2007). The original Halo 3 tie-in run. Whose demented idea was it to combine cherry and citrus? Whoever it was should be (insert means of torture appropriate to Halo universe here---I don't play console shooters but plenty of you folks do.)
Mountain Dew Throwback. Friends and I decided to blind taste-test this stuff alongside the original to see if there is anything to the notion that high fructose corn syrup has an "off" taste due to its manufacturing process. If our taste tests were anything to go by, indeed it does. Because real cane sugar adds something---a sweetness that can only be described as genuine. Personally I wish they'd ban HFCS, since the stuff is proven to be behind all manner of awfulness because of the way the body metabolizes it. Diabeetus doesn't run in my family---literally none of my relatives have ever had it. I hope that saves my bacon.
Mountain Dew Distortion. 3rd place out of 3 in the 2010 DEWmocracy promotion. Figures, since I loved it.
Let's see...counting up my total, that's 10 different Dew flavors! My goodness, I really do love the stuff, don't I?
FOR DISCUSSION!How many Dews have you tried, and which ones have you liked and disliked?