My favorite (and best) subject in High School was (well, is--got another month) English, but I'm majoring in physics. I can kind of do both.The Madman said:
Dialogue Fails in Video Gaming
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This may be more of a voice acting problem but:
House of the Dead: 2 - Every line in the entire game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAWxw0wmeNQ
My ears! THEY BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
House of the Dead: 2 - Every line in the entire game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAWxw0wmeNQ
My ears! THEY BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
i just got to that part as i was reading this lol awesome i gotta love ninjastellmeimaninja said:
Any time you hear NPCs in Oblivion conversing, you know it'll be full of fail.
Also, while I haven't seen this clip yet, my friend claims that Haze has one of the most fail lines ever that made him die laughing:
Some Old Dude: Son, do you know what the key to winning a war is?
Main Character: (In a totally over the top, retarded sounding voice) BULLETS!!!?
I haven't seen the scene yet, so I can't confirm, but it sounds pretty lame.
Also, while I haven't seen this clip yet, my friend claims that Haze has one of the most fail lines ever that made him die laughing:
Some Old Dude: Son, do you know what the key to winning a war is?
Main Character: (In a totally over the top, retarded sounding voice) BULLETS!!!?
I haven't seen the scene yet, so I can't confirm, but it sounds pretty lame.
Both of those in the OP annoy me, but in both instances, they take place in worlds where the focus is not really the NPCs, it's the joys of combat and character growth.
Pressing x repeatably in Mass Effect 1 or 2 when talking to a Volus is basically the sound of rhythmic breathing.
Jagged Alliance 2: Ira.
The delivery of "She is evil, a driven *****." is so awkward it hurts.
Then after laying waste to garrisons in two towns and a number of enemy patrols she still says "The army! I knew we'd see them sooner or later" every time she sees a soldier.
Her and Skyrider helicopter pilot. Everyone else in the game is gold.
"Every once in a while, I need to pull all of my hair out. I don't know why, but it grows back!" classic.
The delivery of "She is evil, a driven *****." is so awkward it hurts.
Then after laying waste to garrisons in two towns and a number of enemy patrols she still says "The army! I knew we'd see them sooner or later" every time she sees a soldier.
Her and Skyrider helicopter pilot. Everyone else in the game is gold.
"Every once in a while, I need to pull all of my hair out. I don't know why, but it grows back!" classic.
Oh god, Ira needs headshooting. Especially when you compare her to Fox, Shadow or any of the others who actually make you feel what they're saying.octafish said:
Fox's transition from perky to gloomy is particularly moving.
This thread was designed for that memeTheYellowCellPhone said:Indeed someone has to.Xandus117 said:
Hey, someone had to do it.
I'm sure people have already mentioned Resident Evil 1 too. "...The master of unlocking!"