Dick moves done by friends.

[xXGeckoXx]

More speciffically during Co-op splitscreen.

I was playing borderlands on my level 31 siren who already has 2 erdian weapons thanks to some incredible luck opening crates.

I walked up to a crate and WHAM a third erdian weapon from a crate more powerful than any other one I had found so far. I grab it in happiness and before I have a chance to test it this idiot exits the game without saving because he was getting bored.

I hope you people from borderlands understand my anger here he fucking lost a weapon amny would be blessed to have. The chances of finding that weapon are so damn low. I almost punched him.

Anyways how about all of you?

I know there have been some similar threads before but this one is more specific targeting split screen when the person is right next to you playing along side and does something dickish.

 

[hazabaza1]

Doesn't exiting save the game anyway?

OT: Whenever my friend gets bored on Horde mode, he suicide runs in. I always assume he goes to kill an enemy, or get some ammo, so I got to cover him, only to find about 10 enemies waiting for us.

Damned funny, but annoying.

 

[PixelKing]

Nazi zombies.

He ran into battle with a overheated flamethrower.

I then did it but i didnt die

 

[Blimey]

I was playing LAN with 3 friends once on L4D. We were playing on the hardest difficulty, and a Tank came tearing through a cornfield. One of my friends shot me with his rifle, so I went down to about 10 HP. Which meant that I could barley move, so the Tank raped me and my friends took off. I wasn't mas though really, mainly cause it was so damn funny. But me and my friends always generally do our best to screw each other over in co-op games.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I punched my friend in the balls while plying split-screen co-op on borderlands. So I guess it was kind of a dick-move from him, since his dick moved when I punched it. ^^

 

[PixelKing]

We just played some split screen on l4d and a tank came so he throws a pipe-bomb at it just as i nail it with a shotgun. The PB horde came and...He was stood on the PB,With a pb induced horde. He somehow survives but because we stayed in one place to long another came. End of story for Louis and Bill.

 

[Dyp100]

When we were playing castle crashers, and I had ALMOST gotten the achievement for kissing the 4 princesses...He got on the giant crystal first, and I got rage and punched him.

Being REALLY weak, luckly he didn't feel the need to hit me back, or I hurt him, so we didn't fight, just glaring at each other for about 10 minutes, then playing some more and laughing with each other again.

 

[Joachim Aachen]

My cousin and I like to play Resident Evil 5 together to get loads of achievements on the 360 and to play through the harder levels just for the fun of it.

Well, we'd just defeated Excella and were in the little elevator room just before the giant storm of Majini in the flame-y bridge deck part. He starts messing around and pulls out a rocket launcher while I'm waiting (and constantly tapping the 'B' button, just so Chris will say 'Sheva! Hurry up! C'mon! Sheva!' etc.).

Like the dick he is, he fires it off. The split second before it hits Chris I think, 'that's not going to hurt me- I've got it on no friendly fire!'

It hits Chris.

I die; he laughs.

I punch my cousin in the shoulder. Hard.

 

[j1nx]

I don't play split screen.
But i do play with friends.
More then once I've heard my friends ask if i needed a supply drop.
When responding that question with a positive answer i promptly get the friendly message in my headset telling my FRIENDLY ARTILLERY ON YOUR LOCATION.

I love my friends

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Dick moves by friends?
Hmm..
I was playing the hunter on borderlands, my mate was playing soldier.
A fucking awesome assault rifle dropped, I asked him if I could have his old one, he immediatly said no and sold it to the nearest shop
Then, an awesome revolver dropped, he picked it up before me, I asked if I could have it because I love revolvers on games and I had built my character around them.
He said no, he needs it more then me. (I was using currently all white quality weapons). He shot about 3-4 bullets with it, then sold it.
And then when we were level 23 he said "Soldiers dont do much damage! This game sucks!" and stopped playing. I told him to try out other builds and not be a healer, he refused.

I cannot play CSS with them. At all.
They team kill me every time we spawn

Anyway, IRL, thats a completely bloody different story and I hate them for it.
Anyway, I usually dont drink. Unless its beer. My friends, they drink anything that has alcohol in it.
My 3 friends got extremely drunk, I was completely sober. We were in the schools gym hall fucking around (We have the key because we go to the gym there.) Anyway, they drank too much, started vomiting and such. They all passed out, I put them in the sauna and went to clean their vomit up, so that they wouldnt get a hell of alot of shit for it.
Anyway, they never said thanks or anything, I didnt expect them to though.
The week after they actually drugged me because they said "I wasnt fun at parties" because I didnt drink, anyway, they put 2 tablets that to this day I dont know what they were and I sat by the toilet vomiting the rest of the night, before that I had vomited outside of the toilet before I got in there, they refused to help me and left without me. I had everyone laughing at me because THEY drugged me.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

The bridge in Resi 5 with spikes under it, in the tribal village.

I like to let go when my buddy is crossing it, it's irresistable.

 

[Jhaotic]

Dick moves by friends?
Hmm..
I was playing the hunter on borderlands, my mate was playing soldier.
A fucking awesome assault rifle dropped, I asked him if I could have his old one, he immediatly said no and sold it to the nearest shop
Then, an awesome revolver dropped, he picked it up before me, I asked if I could have it because I love revolvers on games and I had built my character around them.
He said no, he needs it more then me. (I was using currently all white quality weapons). He shot about 3-4 bullets with it, then sold it.
And then when we were level 23 he said "Soldiers dont do much damage! This game sucks!" and stopped playing. I told him to try out other builds and not be a healer, he refused.

I cannot play CSS with them. At all.
They team kill me every time we spawn

Anyway, IRL, thats a completely bloody different story and I hate them for it.
Anyway, I usually dont drink. Unless its beer. My friends, they drink anything that has alcohol in it.
My 3 friends got extremely drunk, I was completely sober. We were in the schools gym hall fucking around (We have the key because we go to the gym there.) Anyway, they drank too much, started vomiting and such. They all passed out, I put them in the sauna and went to clean their vomit up, so that they wouldnt get a hell of alot of shit for it.
Anyway, they never said thanks or anything, I didnt expect them to though.
The week after they actually drugged me because they said "I wasnt fun at parties" because I didnt drink, anyway, they put 2 tablets that to this day I dont know what they were and I sat by the toilet vomiting the rest of the night, before that I had vomited outside of the toilet before I got in there, they refused to help me and left without me. I had everyone laughing at me because THEY drugged me.

They really don't sound like friends to me.

OT: Uh, I guess screwing around in co-op games, but it's generally just to have a laugh.

 

[Antagonist86]

-snip-

Anyway, IRL, thats a completely bloody different story and I hate them for it.
Anyway, I usually dont drink. Unless its beer. My friends, they drink anything that has alcohol in it.
My 3 friends got extremely drunk, I was completely sober. We were in the schools gym hall fucking around (We have the key because we go to the gym there.) Anyway, they drank too much, started vomiting and such. They all passed out, I put them in the sauna and went to clean their vomit up, so that they wouldnt get a hell of alot of shit for it.
Anyway, they never said thanks or anything, I didnt expect them to though.
The week after they actually drugged me because they said "I wasnt fun at parties" because I didnt drink, anyway, they put 2 tablets that to this day I dont know what they were and I sat by the toilet vomiting the rest of the night, before that I had vomited outside of the toilet before I got in there, they refused to help me and left without me. I had everyone laughing at me because THEY drugged me.

Christ man, that's harsh. Those aren't friends those are enemies.


I don't have any dickmoves done to me ingame. Sometimes in Halo but I've learned to let my friend take point and have a spare plasma grenade aimed at the back of his head whenever he isn't fighting.

 

[Casual Shinji]

One of my online friends once stole my level in Little Big Planet.

 

[FutureHousedad]

Dick moves by friends?
Hmm..
I was playing the hunter on borderlands, my mate was playing soldier.
A fucking awesome assault rifle dropped, I asked him if I could have his old one, he immediatly said no and sold it to the nearest shop
Then, an awesome revolver dropped, he picked it up before me, I asked if I could have it because I love revolvers on games and I had built my character around them.
He said no, he needs it more then me. (I was using currently all white quality weapons). He shot about 3-4 bullets with it, then sold it.
And then when we were level 23 he said "Soldiers dont do much damage! This game sucks!" and stopped playing. I told him to try out other builds and not be a healer, he refused.

I cannot play CSS with them. At all.
They team kill me every time we spawn

Anyway, IRL, thats a completely bloody different story and I hate them for it.
Anyway, I usually dont drink. Unless its beer. My friends, they drink anything that has alcohol in it.
My 3 friends got extremely drunk, I was completely sober. We were in the schools gym hall fucking around (We have the key because we go to the gym there.) Anyway, they drank too much, started vomiting and such. They all passed out, I put them in the sauna and went to clean their vomit up, so that they wouldnt get a hell of alot of shit for it.
Anyway, they never said thanks or anything, I didnt expect them to though.
The week after they actually drugged me because they said "I wasnt fun at parties" because I didnt drink, anyway, they put 2 tablets that to this day I dont know what they were and I sat by the toilet vomiting the rest of the night, before that I had vomited outside of the toilet before I got in there, they refused to help me and left without me. I had everyone laughing at me because THEY drugged me.

They really don't sound like friends to me.

OT: Uh, I guess screwing around in co-op games, but it's generally just to have a laugh.

Putting aside that what they did was ILLEGAL in every sense, if this is true you seriously need to stop hanging out with these jerks (i would use a stronger word but i'm new here and don't wanna get reprimanded).

OT: A buddy and I were playing DotA on LAN and we were on opposite teams so we were using the honor system in terms of screen watching. I had just gotten a divine rapier and was wandering by my lonesome when the entire other team shows up and eats my face.....apparently my buddy doesn't abide by the honor system.....he took my rapier too......

 

[antipunt]

During RE5, there's that lever you have to hold to let your ally run across a bridge. Well let's just say, drop the lever = kill your ally.

 

[funguy2121]

Old school: My sister and I both used to steal the last extra life from each other in the original Contra during co-op. She and I also used to race to Chun Li in the original SNES Street Fighter 2, because whoever got Chun Li was going to kick Ryu's ass. She would always approach me slowly with Li and claim that she wanted to check something out before using the hurricane kick on me. Of course, her little gambit with the free parking money in Monopoly years before had taught me not to trust her. So I'd usually have a Sho-ryu-ken ready. I also wiped the floor with her ass in Killer Instinct.

What the Hell am I bragging about?