Did she teleport?

[Hero in a half shell]

Krakow airport is on the A4 motorway not far from Mystowice, so its most likely that the person was a few minutes away from the airport. As to the 2:30 for a flight time, I flew from London in about 2:30 so Brussels should be should be shorter.

I checked the address and the closest airport was Krakaw, the flight was 2:30 hours I checked the website...

Yes the nearest Airport is John Paul II at Krakow. The is about 10 miles west of Krakow in the direction of Mystowice. Now I have flown to the airport from London in 2 and half hours. I have also flown to Brussels from the same London airport in about 50 minutes. Now by process of subtraction that gives a time around of 1:40. According to Ryanair, who fly from Krakow to Brussels the flight is 2 hours and takes off 10:20 and therefore land at 12:20 leaving 40 minutes.

Also remember that Ryanair pad out their expected flight times by about half an hour or 45 minutes, just so they can claim that the flight arrived ahead of schedule even if they had a pile of setbacks and took off late, so 2 hours from Krakow to Brussels is probably a really generous amount.

 

[Weaver]

How is it NOT possible? Flying from Toronto to Vancouver takes like 4 - 4.5 hours and they're 3366km apart. This is going East to West, against the northern hemisphere jet streams, just like our mysterious Polish woman.

Brussles and krakow are only 1100km apart.

Boewings cruise at about 920 km/h (give or take, depending on wind and stuff), so it should probably only take 1.5ish hours.

The short answer is, jet planes are really fast.

 

[dfphetteplace]

I would figure the time on the receipt is incorrect. Seems the most logical explanation.

 

[FoolKiller]

How the hell, did she get from Poland ( some place nexto the border close to Romania/Hungary)
to Brussels in 4 hours?

2 things...

1. If someone doesn't know where Poland is I am pretty sure Romania and Hungary are the wrong descriptors to use.

2. I think that many are on to good possibilities. Either the really efficient travel or incorrect till calendar are viable.

3. Yes, I said 2 things but I wanted to add one last thing. In fact, your title of "Did she teleport?" gave me the idea. You should hijack your own thread into a game where people come up with some rather elaborately crazy and impractical explanations. (reality need not be required)

I think the person was travelling in a plane over Brussels and she forgot to roll the window up so it fell off the window lip plummeting to the ground.

 

[lechat]

option 1.
cash machine was wrong. most logical explanation but lets just ignore it cause fuck logic amirite?

option 2.
your mum is mistaken/full of shit. quite possible cause i know for a fact 99% of ppl who ride the bus where i live are batshit crazy and/or not capable of reading a watch

option 3.
don't you have a better use of your time than researching flight times to time stalk someone you never met?

FYI. getting A credit card is hard but once banks realize you have one and haven't gone bankrupt or fled the country they basically never stop harassing you to take another 3 or 4 or raise your credit limit and since the owner of the wallet was a girl odds are those are only the 4 she uses for shoe shopping and makeup. she prolly keeps her other 10 at home

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

a plumber's helper

:S Is that the literal English to American translation of 'plunger'? Do you also call hammers 'builders' hit sticks' and computers 'techies' wet dreams'?

OT: Sounds reasonable to me. She may have had a hire car to get to the airport, which she filled on the way, and then hopped on, flew over, hopped into another hire car and buggered off! If she does it often she can probably do the terminals in no time at all!

She may have flown privately too, reducing the terminal flights, and it could have been from a smaller private airfield?

 

[Olas]

Wow, that is pretty odd.

Maybe a bird picked it up? How awesome would that be?

Probably a swallow, a European swallow, or more likely two swallows carrying it by a string.

 

[Strazdas]

Looks like some register was not calibrated for the dalylight saving time stupidity.
seriuosly, thanks to silly idea of summer time quite a few places print a hour back here. could be something like that. also could be jut random time for the thing. when elexctricity goes out my cooker clock resets. if same happened to the check printer machine it can show anything.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I also suspect that Daystar is trying to help cover-up as this is part of his plan to get parts for his army of
giant mechanical combat wombats.

I had a very delayed reaction to this, but now I can't stop laughing.

My old band at school was called Killa Chinchilla and our first original song was called Combat Wombat! We also had Cut-throat Stoat and Baseball Bat Meerkat before we got bored of the concept, most of the members changes and we ended up a 70s punk cover band. (Called Society's Victims, after the album by punk/metal legends Discharge, and then Anxiety after the attempted lawsuit by another band with the same name! :/)

 

[Little Woodsman]

a plumber's helper

:S Is that the literal English to American translation of 'plunger'? Do you also call hammers 'builders' hit sticks' and computers 'techies' wet dreams'?

Most Americans say "plunger" too--as do I in most cases. Used the term "plumber's helper" there because
A)the word plunger can mean a couple of different things
B)Wasn't sure what people in UK, Canada & Australia called them
C)it's a somewhat archaic term, and I'm *really* old

We do occasionally say "techie's wet dream" over here, but it's usually a reference to Natalie Portman.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

a plumber's helper

:S Is that the literal English to American translation of 'plunger'? Do you also call hammers 'builders' hit sticks' and computers 'techies' wet dreams'?

Most Americans say "plunger" too--as do I in most cases. Used the term "plumber's helper" there because
A)the word plunger can mean a couple of different things
B)Wasn't sure what people in UK, Canada & Australia called them
C)it's a somewhat archaic term, and I'm *really* old

We do occasionally say "techie's wet dream" over here, but it's usually a reference to Natalie Portman.

Haha! Legendary! She is the Israels most hottest export, that is for certain!
What else does plunger refer to with you guys then? I can only think of the one definition for it over here... and it is still common usage for it over here too. Then again, so is 'whilst' and as I found, that is also a massively archaic word for you guys too!

 

[Little Woodsman]

a plumber's helper

:S Is that the literal English to American translation of 'plunger'? Do you also call hammers 'builders' hit sticks' and computers 'techies' wet dreams'?

Most Americans say "plunger" too--as do I in most cases. Used the term "plumber's helper" there because
A)the word plunger can mean a couple of different things
B)Wasn't sure what people in UK, Canada & Australia called them
C)it's a somewhat archaic term, and I'm *really* old

We do occasionally say "techie's wet dream" over here, but it's usually a reference to Natalie Portman.

Haha! Legendary! She is the Israels most hottest export, that is for certain!
What else does plunger refer to with you guys then? I can only think of the one definition for it over here... and it is still common usage for it over here too. Then again, so is 'whilst' and as I found, that is also a massively archaic word for you guys too!

Plunger refers to the part of a syringe that is pushed deeper in to the cylindrical part of the syringe to force liquids out of the needle, or pulled further out to draw liquids in.
It is also the rod part of any control mechanism that uses a rod being pushed in to it. The classic example is the "T" shaped handle on old-fashioned wired explosive detonators.
Hmm, interesting. A quick consultation of Webster's shows that it can also mean a person who acts hastily. Never knew that before.