Die like a real man!

[Kriptonite]

Fighting a bear on top a rocket in space whilst having sex with Jessica Alba and Meghan Fox. Do this in conjunction with disarming a nuke that with destroy the world-with your teeth.

 

[Iron Mal]

Dying as a result of the wounds you obtained by winning a fight with Odin, Zues, Cthulu and the Grim Reaper.

While smoking a black cuban cigar.

That you got into because you had a threesome with Syf and Artemis.

And after the fight you resumed the aforementioned threesome despite having numerous mortal wounds.

Awesome closure. I approve.

Especially considering how a death like that would probably get you into somewhere like Vahalla after you die.

I've gotta say that I also approve.

 

[CompanionCube]

Surfing a giant nuke to the ground while having sex with an Amazon.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Fistfight with Chuck Norris.

And then fighting Mr. T after that...

But that'd mean you would survive Chuck Norris. It's impossible.

 

[Flangle]

Real men don't die.

This.

 

[IronDuke]

Knife duel to defend a womans honour, after killing the offender, slowly bleeding to death with enough time to say something profound about the nature of life.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Using a t-rex as a club to kill another t-rex and then using it to go on a rampage through LA until you run through a skscraper and it falls on you. Then the t-rex eats you and you fight chuck norris, steven segal and darth vader inside its stomach whilst slowly being dissolved by its stomach acid

 

[Jadak]

I'd love to know your definition of "manliness".

Er, uh... I mean, uh, FOOTBALL!!!

lol, perfect response.

 

[thest3alth]

Getting raped to death by yourself.

 

[Venatio]

To die in bed after a life of duty, commitment and responsibility - that is how a man should die.

 

[omle]

Thinking you saw a ghost, running screaming through the dark and tripping over your Hannah Montana albums, thus falling on your hairstraighteners and burning to death.

 

[bigolbear]

how come so many people wana fight bears huh?

*sharpens his 'metaphorical' claws on a nearby chav and grins.

BRING IT!

To die like a man is saving some one or something you love.

 

[PhantomCritic]

Fighting a polar bear whilst falling from a airplane

 

[A big red rooster]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

 

[Flamezdudes]

I don't class things as "manly". Like, when people say your not a man until you do ----------.
There's nothing wrong with being a coward >_>

 

[Grand_Arcana]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

'Bout time someone posted that.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Watch the last ten minutes of Scarface. Like that

 

[Radeonx]

Death by Snoo Snoo (i'm elaborating, don't worry), while drinking gallons of alcohol, flying a jet bomber, and watching Bad Boys 2.

Dear god man! Snoo Snoo was manly enough, but, you have broken the boundaries that is manliness!