Die like a real man!

[Shoggoth2588]

transporting the worlds last Keg to the top of the only remaining skyscraper left standing during the nuclear holocost while being attacked by zombies, Nazi's and, zombified commun-azis who are attacking you in Helicopters and ATVs. The killing blow is delivered by the 20-foot Android-Bear: It shot you three times with a gun that fires enraged cats and, sharks then gave up on weaponry so it could rip you in half [from head to crotch] then throw you to the burning streets below where each half of your body is impaled on the spikes of Mecha-Hitler's 13-story power armor

...

while you're barefoot, drunk and, sleep-deprived

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Watch Platoon, and then you'll know the best way.

So true, one of my favorite movie scenes.

I'll say that the manliest way to die would be to get launched out of a cannon. I'm not sure why, but that's my vote.

 

[rasmusernst]

Legends never DIE!

They RELOAD!

 

[HT_Black]

The Way Edward Teach (Blackbeard) died, because it actually happened: He was shot AND stabbed TWENTY-FIVE times EACH before finally keeling over.

What a way to go, right?

 

[sethwood]

If you are a real man, there is no way to die. Ask Chuck Norris.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Like the oft-mocked fridge scene in Indy's latest thrilling adventure.
Except the fridge is a Lamborghini Gallardo, painted a deep orange. And I have a bottle of vodka. And a BJ taking place.

 

[TurkeyProphet]

Dysentery. Or maybe rickets.

 

[toapat]

Dying as a result of the wounds you obtained by winning a fight with Odin, Zues, Cthulu and the Grim Reaper.

While smoking a black cuban cigar.

That you got into because you had a threesome with Syf and Artemis.

And after the fight you resumed the aforementioned threesome despite having numerous mortal wounds.

Awesome closure. I approve.

where does that

come in?

 

[Sevre]

You need a stand off between the police and yourself in a MacDonalds. That's manly, you didn't do it for money or because you liked MacDonalds or for strategic position, you did it because you fucking could!

 

[the_joker1112]

getting stabbed in the face.

pure and simple.

 

[obliterate]

I want to die in the arm of my love...NO...I don't care what you think...

 

[AxelMiller]

Slapping Chuck Norris. Har di har har.

 

[mayney93]

being RHK'ed

 

[the_joker1112]

falling out of a plane, while in a knife fight with Chuck Norris and Darthvader. while doing your girlfriend and smoking a cigar and eating a manwich.

sure your screwed (no pun intended), but its a hell of a way to go.

 

[twistedmic]

Watch Platoon, and then you'll know the best way.

So true, one of my favorite movie scenes.

I'll say that the manliest way to die would be to get launched out of a cannon. I'm not sure why, but that's my vote.

The spoiler tag is just in case someone hasn't seen Platoon yet.

Spoiler

I assume you mean the scene where Elias is being chased by the V.C. getting shot at with rifles and R.P.G.'s and finally goes down after being hit around six or seven times( tha's including the times Barnes shot him)

 

[Gebi10000]

dying like a man hurts like hell.I'd prefer not to die at all

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

*Snip*

Yeah that was the one. At least, the one I was talking about. When he looks up at the helicopter to Adagio For Strings.... freaking badass

 

[open trap]

by taking down every one else with you (looks at big red button) not yet, not yet

 

[Ben Legend]

Fistfight with Chuck Norris.

Surely that is stupid... i mean, taking on chuck norris!!!

How about...compete in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny?

 

[DeathWyrmNexus]

Dying as a result of the wounds you obtained by winning a fight with Odin, Zues, Cthulu and the Grim Reaper.

While smoking a black cuban cigar.

That you got into because you had a threesome with Syf and Artemis.

And after the fight you resumed the aforementioned threesome despite having numerous mortal wounds.

Awesome closure. I approve.

Especially considering how a death like that would probably get you into somewhere like Vahalla after you die.

I've gotta say that I also approve.

Very awkward/awesome to sit in Valhalla and look over at Thor while he scowls at you...

"Hey Thor... Fucked your wife."