Die like a real man!
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I've thought of several manly ways to die/ commit suicide- 1. Challenge Pei-Mei to a sword fight/fist fight. 2. Threaten John McClane's wife or daughter. 3. Slap/punch or threaten a women in Basin City in front of Marv, Dwight or Miho.
Getting shot over a thousand times in an epic shootout of you against everyone but managing to kill everyone before you slowly stumble back and fall into an active volcano, incinerating you instantly.
Let's not forget that Valhalla is supposed to be like Heaven....but with more: fighting, drinking, Vikings, beards, shotuing, food and fornication.DeathWyrmNexus said:[
Very awkward/awesome to sit in Valhalla and look over at Thor while he scowls at you...
"Hey Thor... Fucked your wife."
Most awesome death has also included most awesome post-death experience.
In a realistic sense, death by an Al Qaeda firing squad after having asssassinated Osama Bin-Laden. Or Scarface's last stand.
Manliest way would be while fighting a dragon, a bear and a kraken all while pleasuring multiple women and drinking a beer.
Dying from a nuke, while armwrestling with godzilla(and winning!), at the same time smoking a cigarr and having sex!
My first thought involved women, but this thread's drawing more violent ideas, so I guess that a many death is not a pleasurable one then?
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Ugh... Let me open the Alphabet of Manliness.
Ahem!
"'Passed away peacefully' are three of the worst words you can read in an obituary. Only pussies pass away; men are choked, drowned, stabbed, and pushed into wood chippers (sometimes simultaneously). Take my grandpa for example: While serving in Vietnam, he was captured behind enemy lines, tortured for weeks, had both legs amputated, and finally he was strapped to a land mine and drop kicked into a village full of angry Vietcong who taunted him by dangling their genitals in his face. Naturally, he lived to tell the story, and many years later when he was about to die, he insisted on having his nurse body slam him through a concrete barrier. Now there was a real man."
Ahem!
"'Passed away peacefully' are three of the worst words you can read in an obituary. Only pussies pass away; men are choked, drowned, stabbed, and pushed into wood chippers (sometimes simultaneously). Take my grandpa for example: While serving in Vietnam, he was captured behind enemy lines, tortured for weeks, had both legs amputated, and finally he was strapped to a land mine and drop kicked into a village full of angry Vietcong who taunted him by dangling their genitals in his face. Naturally, he lived to tell the story, and many years later when he was about to die, he insisted on having his nurse body slam him through a concrete barrier. Now there was a real man."
I just fished the first two parts and this article's pretty awesome. These were definitely manly men!Conveant0 said:
I'd say while falling from 800 feet in the air while fighting 20 men armed with sharp, pointy objects.
