Hrm... *ponders*
I don't really have any "dirty secrets" so much, as I just throw it all out there for the world.
I loathe every Final Fantasy after the SNES as ostentatious junk with generic storylines, generic j-pop crap characters, horridly lengthy cinema scenes which make the actual gameplay seem unnecessary by comparison... just boringly predictable trite garbage...
I've played HALO, all three originals, OST and Reach and found them all to be practically identical and equally drab and uninteresting...
My favorite FPS's are "Blood" and "Shadow Warrior" despite their horrid bugs and showing their age BADLY. They were FUN. Remember fun?
I will NOT be buying MVC3, as I refuse to pay 60$ for a game that ships with an extra 20$ of DLC described intricately in it's official strategy guide. I made the pact with two friends present that I will not buy it until it's on the "Best Sellers" sale rack for a 20.
I liked DOW more than DOW2, I always play as the Orks and despite my views on sexism, I really wish they hadn't included the Sisters of Battle.
I'm sick to death of online multiplayer. I remember when gamers hated the overly show-off jock asshat mentality, competitive males pushing each other around in some sad display of reptilian brain dominant behaviour. Now they do it to each other online all the time. Every game from iphone time sink apps to cute little puzzlers have some online leaderboard bragging rights feature and to me it's all a load of rubbish. I played SF2 because I didn't want to muck about with other people at the moment, not because I wanted some sort of digital pissing contest with every bloke on the planet...
I absolutely adore Splatterhouse on the 360 and would recommend it to anyone.
I'll just end this here...