Dirty little secrets...

[Bulletinmybrain]

This isn't a thread about the All-American Rejects?

No, thank the lord...

Dirty little secrets... Hm... Some days I don't feel life is worth living... Never suicidal, I just lose sight of what it is that I am living or, and just kind of feel like going back to bed and not going out to find it...

Reasons to live? I think I can sum this up fairly nicely in a short sentence. To experiment.

Do something crazy that you want to do.

 

[olicon]

Low self esteem isn't a sin. Paranoia though, is going to lead to a pretty unhappy life. And stealing someone else's girlfriend is definitely a sin. I hate people like you..*sniff.. nothing personal at all, I swear.

Don't preach at people about sins etc please, its only going to cause a big caffufle.

Oh, here's another one of my not-so-dirty and apparently not a secret--I suck badly at sarcasm!

 

[demonwaffle]

This is more of a sad moment than a dirty little secret. I fell a whole three inches off of a step and messed up my ankle and foot so bad it need to be in a boot for a month.

 

[Unholykrumpet]

I lie on a random basis. I don't lie to cover up something I did wrong, nor to get myself out of trouble. I lie, more or less, because I'm bored. I hate small talk, can't stand random bits of conversation that no one is going to remember, so I play games. I see lying as a skill, and I often tell outrageous tales just to see if I'm high enough in that skill to be able to. I rarely lie about anything important. It makes conversations more amusing. It's something I'm working on currently, but to be honest I sort of enjoy it. I can count on one hand the number of times I've been caught lying, and to give up on that seems kind of...silly. It's like a woodworker promising to never carve again.

 

[Ares Tyr]

I think he's got the jizz of it.

(and it's gist not jizz)

Dirty little secrets eh... Despite the air of confidence I carry about myself, deep down inside I'm scared that I am uninteresting and unattractive, and that I might end up alone in life.

Well with how you boast about yourself here? Once your in college you will sleep with 3-5 women a night, AT LEAST.

Let us pray.

 

[Hurray Forums]

I troll Yahoo Answers because the majority of the people there are so hilariously stupid that I can't feel bad for pissing them off. The whole time I'm there I tell myself I should find something more productive to do but it's so funny I just can't help myself.

 

[WolfMage]

I like Pokemon, and am currently making a small army for a friend. (I'm 15.)
I drink. (Woo! Stolen vodka!)
I love my best friend's sister. (Woo! Stolen sister!)
I like furry hentai. (Me best friend is obsessed.)
Never beat Half-Life 1, but played through HL2.
I hate Portal.
I go to 4chan.
I like internet memes.
And I've never played Wow, and probably never will.

 

[qbert4ever]

Ok another one. This one is really bad and I have only told one person about it because I was truly ashamed of myself. I slept with a fat, ugly chick once because she bought me drinks and gave me a place to crash for the night. I make me sick.

Wait, you slept with a fatty because you were drunk? Call the fucking exorcist.

Anyways, I haven?t brushed my teeth for the better part of 9 years, and not only have I never had a single cavity, my breath manages to stay minty fresh after a quick drink of water. The part that I'm ashamed of? I still live with my parents and I lie constantly about it so the old lady doesn't harp at me.

 

[ElephantGuts]

I like Pokemon, and am currently making a small army for a friend. (I'm 15.)
I drink. (Woo! Stolen vodka!)
I love my best friend's sister. (Woo! Stolen sister!)
I like furry hentai. (Me best friend is obsessed.)
Never beat Half-Life 1, but played through HL2.
I hate Portal.
I go to 4chan.
I like internet memes.
And I've never played Wow, and probably never will.

If I were you I would have kept those things secrets.
As for me, I don't have any secrets that aren't staying secret. Especially from you people.

 

[Wewt]

I am terrified of fish. All fish, and avoid the fish section at the market like the plague.

I instantly remembered myself of THIS.

HEEEEEEEEERES WHALEY

I like Pokemon, and am currently making a small army for a friend. (I'm 15.)
I drink. (Woo! Stolen vodka!)
I love my best friend's sister. (Woo! Stolen sister!)
I like furry hentai. (Me best friend is obsessed.)
Never beat Half-Life 1, but played through HL2.
I hate Portal.
I go to 4chan.
I like internet memes.

You, sir disgust me. Say goodbye to your braincells and your penis.

 

[mipegg]

Low self esteem isn't a sin. Paranoia though, is going to lead to a pretty unhappy life. And stealing someone else's girlfriend is definitely a sin. I hate people like you..*sniff.. nothing personal at all, I swear.

Don't preach at people about sins etc please, its only going to cause a big caffufle.

Right then, me and my girlfriend have been together more than 1 1/2 years now (21 months on the 13th) and noone knows that were secretly into masochism and such. Its kindof funny because shes like the image on innocent and cute (tall, thin, long blonde hair, pale skin, freckles etc)

If I dont exersize every 2 days (maximum) I start feeling ugly, weak and achey.

What masochism?

Hmm, well. Yes I guess but not like hardcore masochism, just like slapping and biting and stuff. No blood.

 

[ElephantGuts]

I'm somewhat of a beasiality fan...

Aren't we all? No? Oh. Well, forget I said anything then...

...

VICTIMLESS CRIMES ARE NOT CRIMES AT ALL!!! SCREW MORALITY!!!

Alright, now REALLY forget I said anything. In fact, forget I ever existed.

 

[Wewt]

Funny thing is that bestiality and zoophilia is illegal.
Don't drop the soap now.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Funny thing is that bestiality and zoophilia is illegal.
Don't drop the soap now.

Right, crimes. Victimless crimes. Therein lies the problem. It's an injustice.

 

[wahi]

I lie on a random basis. I don't lie to cover up something I did wrong, nor to get myself out of trouble. I lie, more or less, because I'm bored. I hate small talk, can't stand random bits of conversation that no one is going to remember, so I play games. I see lying as a skill, and I often tell outrageous tales just to see if I'm high enough in that skill to be able to. I rarely lie about anything important. It makes conversations more amusing. It's something I'm working on currently, but to be honest I sort of enjoy it. I can count on one hand the number of times I've been caught lying, and to give up on that seems kind of...silly. It's like a woodworker promising to never carve again.

and i thought i was the only one who did that....

 

[Wewt]

Besides the animal who has a split asshole, yes victimless crimes. :/

 

[ElephantGuts]

Besides the animal who has a split asshole, yes victimless crimes. :/

Hey I'm not being an advocate for anything here or anything, but if people can have sex with eachother without anyone getting hurt...

 

[ElephantGuts]

Oh actually, I do have a secret to admit. Sometimes I think that an Anime girl on the cover of a JRPG is so hot I consider getting the game just to see more of her (I'm a hardcore gamer who despises JRPGs with all my soul, so that's saying alot.)

 

[poleboy]

Hmm, well. Yes I guess but not like hardcore masochism, just like slapping and biting and stuff. No blood.

That sounds pretty normal, at least to me. A "real" masochist gets off on the pain alone, there doesn't need to be any sexual contact. Gentle biting, pulling hair (don't pull it out ) and such is rather everyday stuff as part of sex.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I did not care for the Godfather. There, I said it. Happy now?

Also, I've never completed a Final Fantasy game. I get to just before the final boss fight and lose interest, as I already know the ending. This is kinda wierd, because the Final Fantasy VII storyline is definately my favorite storyline of all time.
Then again, the only reason I never completed that one was because it's so hard to find any of these games in Ireland, the gaming communitys shit hole. We actualy have to wait for the australian release date for Fable II! Kinda retarded, considering England is RIGHT BLOODY NEXT TO US!
Yeah, well anywho, I discovered Final Fantasy at the age of ten with a second-hand first disc of Final Fantasy VII. After completing that, I searched high and low for a second disc, and in the end borrowed a copy off of a friends cousin. Of course, he wasn't going to let me borrow it for free, so I lent him my copy of Champions of Norrath, which he broke. I still have never played the third disc.

And for a dirty dirty little secret, I have never been into women with large breasts. I like 'em small. Because it's hot. And large breasts are always floppy, to a degree. Which is not.

Yeah.