Dirty little secrets...

[EmperorDude]

That's not a dirty, dirty secret Monkfish. You know how much harder it is to completely hug a woman with size D breasts? Bloody nightmare.

I think the Angry German Kid movies are funny.
I have never played a Valve game.
I have no friends in real life.
I have nothing to do with anyone on my dad's side of the family.
Now the big one...

I used to be a conservative.

Grab your pitchforks and slay me now if you must!

 

[ElephantGuts]

And for a dirty dirty little secret, I have never been into women with large breasts. I like 'em small. Because it's hot. And large breasts are always floppy, to a degree. Which is not.

Yeah.

Ditto. But then again I think it's pretty common for Jews (like me) to not like really big breasts. Race does effect sexual preference, people. Same as everything else.

 

[Brett Alex]

I did not care for the Godfather. There, I said it. Happy now?

Phew, was beginning to think I was the only one..

 

[Spleenbag]

And for a dirty dirty little secret, I have never been into women with large breasts. I like 'em small. Because it's hot. And large breasts are always floppy, to a degree. Which is not.

Yeah.

Ditto. But then again I think it's pretty common for Jews (like me) to not like really big breasts. Race does effect sexual preference, people. Same as everything else.

I'm Jewish and I agree with you.

 

[Ares Tyr]

I'm somewhat of a beasiality fan...

You know what? So am I.

Why don't the two of you have a seat...

 

[Hiddlebits]

I'm not sure if this qualifies as a "dirty little secret" but I can't let the pictures of people on magazines and whatnot to look at me. I always have to turn the magazine over or cover the pictures eyes or I will feel somewhat uncomfortable.

As for sexual secrets, as everybody else seems to be posting, I think I may be attracted to men. I've never really thought about asking a man out and the thought of having sex with them disgusts me but sometimes I just feel...curious.

Well I'm glad i got that off my chest.

 

[Quiggle - Ace Mystic]

not really a secret,

...i have an irrational fear of hugs...

Jokes! i can't think of anything, i'm too honest

 

[Death Magnetic]

But I'm into Furry Hentia.

I'm sorry but what's that?

 

[Death Magnetic]

But I'm into Furry Hentia.

I'm sorry but what's that?

Type it into google and find out for yourself.

I'd rather not.

 

[Altorin]

I can't do a hadoken in any of the street fighter games.
Yet supprisingly due to effective application of the high/med/low punch/kick and effective guarding n' dodging I manage to win a good deal of the time. Not a single fancy move.

My favorite guy has gotta be Alex in sf 3 because of his high power basic moves. I think I am the only person who liked 3 more than 2

Hadouken?

really?

D, D/F, F + P is pretty simple, it's a quarter roll

Now, if you mean Shoryuken, I'm totally with you

D, F, D/F + P is a pretty painful maneuver to the uninitiated, and I still can't do it effectively when I need to.

 

[Zorg Machine]

the truman show made me paranoid

 

[Zorg Machine]

I don't know if I can say this even on an internet forum but............ I think Bush screwed up a little as a president

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I don't know if I can say this even on an internet forum but............ I think Bush screwed up a little as a president

Thats what the internet's for...well that and porn, Chuck Norris jokes and Myspace.

 

[Surreysmith]

I eat pringle sandwiches.