Disney Channel Destroying Current Generation

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Yarkaz

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I've got two big problems with Disney nowadays, and the first is that everything they serve is simply rehash from an old failed show. For the last ten years they've released teen drama after teen drama, and somehow kids look at how the character's name changed from "Lizzy McGuire" to "Hannah Montana" and decide that they're watching a breathtaking new show, full to the brim with originality and freshness. I swear, there have been so many "Zack and Cody" offshoots, and somehow my sister eats them up with joy. The "musicians," if you can call them that, who Disney promotes are all replays of an old, tired cycle that started with Britney Spears, moved on to Duff, and is now working its magic on Cyrus.
My other, and bigger, problem with Disney is the way it destroys m sister's sense of pride and ambition. As a young girl, she wanted to be a dancer or songwriter. Little has changed to this day, except how she plans on going about her dream. As a little girl she was always trying to write her own stuff, and she dabbled constantly in various instruments like guitar and piano. She was hungry for the knowledge necessary to reach her lofty goal, but that is now gone. In imitation of her hero, Miley Cyrus, she has taken to dancing about in rather embarrassing clothing, doing nothing but covering "Best of Both Worlds" while whining about "that stupid piano she hates so much." My sister no longer wants to work hard and get better at what she does; she hopes to be picked up off the street by Disney, get hyped up whether she has talent or not, and then rake the profits and inevitable movie/TV show deals following.
 

Slick Samurai

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I don't think that Disney is as much to blame as bad parenting... and South Park. Damn, I hate that show and its shock comedy.
 

Tav73

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Phineas and Ferb.
The writers from Rocko's Modern Life.

That's about all I can say in their defence.

The rest makes me want to gouge out my earballs and eyedrums.
 

Macgyvercas

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Disney stopped being good when Duck Tales, Darkwing Duck and Talespin went off the air. And they started to suck when Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers showed up.
 

Kragg

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Aunel said:
I saw a trailer for disneys newest show, something about rock.

it is a disgrace to rock.

and the bassist is stupid

not all bassists are stupid damnit!
yeah ! only most !

:D
 

Lucifron

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It really isn't much worse than Cartoon Network during the 90's. Today's Disney Channel is nothing good parenting can't counteract.
 

blankedboy

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PayJ567 said:
This just in:

All kids are fucking idiots, I was an idiot, you were an idiot. There are no exceptions to this rule. If your sitting there thinking "I wasn't an idiot I was really mature as a kid" your an even bigger idiot as you missed out on the idiocy of being a kid.

Thus making it so when you grow out of the idiot stage and go into the know it all stage you look at the kids today and complain. Yes their comedy is shit but it's just as shit as ours was when we where kids.

Sorry if any of this came across as offensive but it's the truth.
Ah, I remember being an idiot. There were some fucking stupid moments in my life.

On-topic, of course they are. It's a bit obvious.
 

Daveman

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My sister used to watch the disney channel. I fixed that. I mean it was alright when it had cartoons like Recess and Kim Possible but the non-animated shows were diabolical. If she watches any kid shows I make sure it's spongebob or fairly odd parents. At least that's funny.

edit: the only show of that type I liked was Kenan and Kel, I don't think I have a defense for that, I just found it hilarious.
 

Konijn

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A couple of months ago this entire "Disney XD" thing aired instead of some other children's channel... I have never witnessed such a steaming pile of shit in my life! I have two little sisters and they are watching this crap constantly... and yeah it is screwing them up. Especially that "Zack an Cody" show... what the fuck are these people thinking showing that shite to 9-12 year old kids???
This is gonna sound like I'm really old, and I'm not (18). But back when I was that age we watched cartoons like pokemon and god knows what else. The difference was that the people making those cartoons knew it was weird and that they didn't make sense, and made sure that we realised it to. So as a kid, even I realised that it was bullshit and that I probably shouldn't be applying cartoons to real life.
But these bastards are actually brainwashing my (already) crazy sisters into becoming these vapid brainless American-like humorless "cheerleader" idiots... and I don't want that.
When I see that stuff on TV I actually turn off the TV as a reflex, leading to some really horrible screaming and fights between me and my sisters.
 

SomeBoredGuy

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Well, they're kids. They'll laugh at anything with a laugh track. The only thing that worries me is that we're teaching the kids through these crappy sitcoms to actually laugh at this bollocks.
 

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Marine Mike said:
I have found myself many times being sucked into watching things like iCarly at my friend's house... I really don't see any problem with them.
iCarly's on Nickleodeon. It's better than Disney Channel.
 

Space Spoons

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Most 12 year olds don't really have developed senses of humor. You can't tune into the Disney Channel and expect to see comedy genius, because it just doesn't appeal to them. 12 year olds want trite, formulaic "TEEN HIJINKS RANDOM CHEESE MONKEY LOL!" programs. Hell, even I was really into Nickelodeon's All That when I was 12, and it was never the masterpiece I thought it was at the time.

I'll concede that in the past, there were shows for kids that could also be funny on other levels. There were even a few shows that were of high enough quality that I would have deemed them totally "ageless", completely enjoyable by young and old alike. The vast changes to the television industry over the years, though, have made such risks obsolete. The suits at Disney know what 12 year olds want. There's little point in making anything else, and from a business standpoint, I really can't blame them.

The only way to fight this is to hit them where it hurts, right in their wallets. Don't watch their shows, don't buy their products, and if you have kids, raise 'em on Loony Toons, Batman: The Animated Series and Dexter's Laboratory.
 

KitsunetheFox

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The only things that Disney has done/are doing lately that interest me at all are:
Phineas and Ferb (previously mentioned)
Up
Toy Story 3

THAT'S IT!
Everything else can, in the words of Yahtzee, "drink a can of paint and retard itself out of existence."

I have been KitsunetheFox, thank you for your time.
 

slopeslider

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KitsunetheFox said:
The only things that Disney has done/are doing lately that interest me at all are:
Phineas and Ferb (previously mentioned)
Up
Toy Story 3

THAT'S IT!
Everything else can, in the words of Yahtzee, "drink a can of paint and retard itself out of existence."

I have been KitsunetheFox, thank you for your time.
Up and Toy story 3 are done by Pixar, who other than being owned by disney is still a seperate studio. This is the exact reason none of their stuff is crap, or even average.
They got lucky with Phineas and Ferb, but every channel has that one good show.
4kids has Ninja turtles among its tripe horribly dubbed and butchered anime and Cartoons.


I thin I can safely say that cartoons were better back in the day with little nostalgia.
Compare Doug and Hey Arnold! to Back at the Barnyard and the Mighty B!
No comparison. Back in the day you could be an adult and still watch a cartoon, my dad liked Hey Arnold and Doug too.
Those two were about the two main characters going through life, solving problems, making mistakes and fixing them along the way. BUT they were not constantly doing crap to get grounded so they could sneak out the house LOL and get girls omg, nor did either show rely on stupid gags to be funny. In these new shows it's like you MUST break some rule EVERY episode and get in trouble in order for it to be funny. How many cartoons today consist of a level headed main character and his best friend who is also not a troublemaker and trying to do the right thing? It saddens me. What will my kids have to watch one day? I am barely 20 and I can see this. Maybe it's I'm only focusing on two of the best shows from the past instead of the overall quality.