Disney Channel Destroying Current Generation

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Gentleman_Reptile

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I will actively go out of my way to reccommend stuff like Rocko's Modern Life or Daria to anyone who tries to convince me that anything Disney puts on the screen is not an enourmous mountain of vile horseshit.
 

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NameIsRobertPaulson said:
But Adult Swim has mostly crap these days anyway. Squidbillies, Mighty Boosh, FUCKING ANYTHING WITH TIM AND ERIC, Drinky Crow... whatever happened to good shows like Outlaw Star or Witch Hunter Robin?
Saturday night is anime
the rest of the week is crap

OT: My little sister liked HSM until I showed her Invader Zim now she wont touch Disney with a 10foot pole.
 

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PayJ567 said:
This just in:

All kids are fucking idiots, I was an idiot, you were an idiot. There are no exceptions to this rule. If your sitting there thinking "I wasn't an idiot I was really mature as a kid" your an even bigger idiot as you missed out on the idiocy of being a kid.

Thus making it so when you grow out of the idiot stage and go into the know it all stage you look at the kids today and complain. Yes their comedy is shit but it's just as shit as ours was when we where kids.

Sorry if any of this came across as offensive but it's the truth.
It is the truth but at least we were less of idiots then the kids today
 

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are.you.the.god.its.me.vader said:
I miss the glory days.......


"I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was"
I think this says it all. The new Pokemon cartoons have ditched this theme, which is pretty shit.
 

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I have seen glimpses of these non-cartoon Disney shows and am noticing a theme. The main character being that shows epitome of 'feeling individual' (i.e; the only person in that universe able to think and feel freely), the token moron and, parental figures with serious mental and/or social issues. So, it's basically the same as what it's always been as far as I can remember. Really I think it's just readying kids for how bad TV for older people is e.e

I used to watch All That and, Kenan and Kel. I now only watch the news, adult swim and, the comedic news on Comedy Central...Aaaand the comedy central cartoons...it's really not as much TV as that but it's still significantly less than before. In ten-twenty years the Disney programming will be just as bad as it is now and as it was then. Hopefully there will be some decent cartoons though
 

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Akira Fumi said:
Disney used to be a good channel to watch, now it has a lot of...weird shows, I would even argue that they are more on the weird side of things then the Cartoon Network shows. Is it ruining the generation? I don't think so. We have lots of musicians and the internet for that. You figure half the worlds 11-14 year olds are on MySpace faking their age, learning about drugs and sex and alcohol. Disney doesn't have anything on that.
Hmm...

I don't know... that dancing elephants bit in Dumbo looked like how I'm told an acid trip looks like.

Don't really know about the other two though.

But I DO know that Disney has put up racial propaganda before. There was one cartoon (which they have done everything in their power... and obviously failed... to hide) that depicted two female centaurs. One was white and one was black. The white one was fair, and gentle, while the black one was drenched in stereotypes and was acting like a servant to the white centaur. Umm... try googling the words "evil disney" to see what I'm talking about.
 
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Phineas and Ferb is a great redeemer; you'll notice the humour is quite clever. Also, the kids actually like it. It destroyed some other shitty show in a vote.

My little sister watches crap like Jonas, yet she knows I love Phineas and Ferb (she loves it too) and will make sure if it's on then that is what goes on, nothing else from the Disney Channel.

That or Peppa Pig, because it makes me giggle.

You don't need to show kids crap. I didn't understand even half of Fry and Laurie when I was younger, yet I still found it hilarious.
 

Canadamus Prime

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No, but whiny little clinging complaining dipshits on the Internet on the other hand... *whistles innocently*
 

Quiet Stranger

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PayJ567 said:
Quiet Stranger said:
PayJ567 said:
This just in:

All kids are fucking idiots, I was an idiot, you were an idiot. There are no exceptions to this rule. If your sitting there thinking "I wasn't an idiot I was really mature as a kid" your an even bigger idiot as you missed out on the idiocy of being a kid.

Thus making it so when you grow out of the idiot stage and go into the know it all stage you look at the kids today and complain. Yes their comedy is shit but it's just as shit as ours was when we where kids.

Sorry if any of this came across as offensive but it's the truth.
It is the truth but at least we were less of idiots then the kids today
As told by the know it alls. I'm joking, of course.

Seriously have you ever thought about how stupid you were as a kid. No one really likes to admit it but I used to buy shit I saw in adverts and listen to some terrible music and judge a game based on it's back cover... Fuck I hated being a kid such a fucking twat.
Well when I was a kid, I never bought games (never had much money to my name, ever, but I rented games and always rented lots, I listened to good music, The Beatles, Beastie Boys, Doobie Brothers, whatever was on the radio when I was in the car, and I never bought anything in adverts cause you know, no money
 

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dbungus2000 said:
Is it just me or does everything on the Disney channel make you want to eradicate everyone that has this sense of humor!! I just saw a commercial on Adult Swim for a new comedy show thats coming up on the Disney channel and it just filled me with rage with how stupid their sense of humor is for these 12 year olds!(mainly refering to the non-cartoon comedies) Usually I would stay as far away as possible from something that enrages me this much but my girlfriend that i live with constantly plays the disney channel while she baby sits and even when she doesnt baby sit! She doesnt watch it when Im around though cause she knows how much it gets on my nerves and im always telling her that it bothers me that she watches this crap! So I guess my question to you is, do these crazy terrible kid shows cause such bad taste for comedy or is it the other way around?
1. welcome to the escapist!
2. i agree, bring back old disney with cartoons, violence and Goofy!
3. and whats with disney signing a record contract with everyone who works for them?
 

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This is why I'm dl/buying as much nostalgic TV shows/movies from my youth as possible. Whenever my kid wants to watch TV, I'll just pop in the disc, hell, I'll even throw in commercials to make it seem realistic.

However, I have seen some really funny episodes of Chowder.
Like when they spend all of Grandma's (or whoever's in charge) money and run out of money to even budget the cartoon itself. It cuts to the actual actors in the recording studio screaming in horror as they realize they have to work for money now. Then there's a montage of them doing a carwash to raise enough funds. At the end of the episode they get the cartoon back up and running with their money but are caught anyway by Grandma.
I laughed.
 

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Hahahahaha "the experiences of my youth are superior to the experiences of the current youth" - just consider how adult your perspective is, before ye judge :p

Kids these days, eh?

I don't think childrens' programs are crap. At the very most, I think that technology is more accessible and there is more demand for more shows, so essentially children and parents need to be more selective in what they watch.

You could argue that 'back in the day' when animation was some kind of mystical art that few people knew and cartooning was srs bsness, the quality was higher because there was nothing to compare it to. But then again, there are some horrible, horrible cartoons no matter what time period you look up - so it's just a matter of perspective.

Personally, the only thing I dislike about modern day cartoons versus the older ones I watched is that the modern ones seem so angular and minimally detailed. It's just the current style I suppose, but I like my 80s/90s detail and non CGI-ness :D
 

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NameIsRobertPaulson said:
z(ombie)fan said:
Douk said:
Kids these days don't know quality. You could argue that times change, but then you'd be admitting that you've never seen this shit.

Most common joke:
"Oh hey we need to get some CHICKS!"
"Yeah but my mom grounded me for (insert stupid act of vandalism)"
*laugh track*
that is the ONLY FUCKING JOKE.
That's a joke? Coulda fooled me.

The only redeeming shows on the Disney Channel these days are Phineas and Ferb (watch that show for 10 minutes, you'd be amazed how addictive it is) Kim Possible (DON'T JUDGE ME!!!) and American Dragon: Jake Long.

For everyone to know, I'm 23.

But Adult Swim has mostly crap these days anyway. Squidbillies, Mighty Boosh, FUCKING ANYTHING WITH TIM AND ERIC, Drinky Crow... whatever happened to good shows like Outlaw Star or Witch Hunter Robin?
I will have to disagree with you on The Mighty Boosh, I've been a fan since their Radio 4 show. Though I accept the sense of humour isn't for everyone... maybe it doesn't translate well across the Atlantic...
 

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Ringo007 said:
I used to love Disney... The brilliant movies, the laugh out loud shows, the stereotypical characters... Now it's just the last one. Did anyone ever see the show Fillmore? That was a INGENIOUSLY written show. I'm not exaggerating, the jokes and the plot worked on every level and that's the peak of Disney. Now... Hannah Montana? Wizards of Waverly Place? TT__TT
I did watch Fillmore. It might not have been as "epic" as you make it sound, but it was a great show. Fillmore is a clear example that Disney was MUCH better with their animation than their live-action crap.