Yeah dude. My advice is to go find yourself new friends and new women!
My friends love my burgers to the point where they will show up at my house with ground beef and bacon and beg me to cook for em
(My burgers include minced onion, dry ranch mix, and chopped/cooked bacon mixed in with the patty. Then you get swiss cheese and chopped mushrooms and wrap a good amount of them in between 2 patties. While grilling the burgers, put more bacon in the oven and when they are both done, wrap the burger in bacon.
My friends love my burgers to the point where they will show up at my house with ground beef and bacon and beg me to cook for em
(My burgers include minced onion, dry ranch mix, and chopped/cooked bacon mixed in with the patty. Then you get swiss cheese and chopped mushrooms and wrap a good amount of them in between 2 patties. While grilling the burgers, put more bacon in the oven and when they are both done, wrap the burger in bacon.