Do you have a plan for the zombie apocalypse?

[WolfThomas]

Honestly that sounds like a stupid plan, everyone is going to want food and guns from Walmart, everyone's going to want to be protected by the army. Can you fly a helicopter? Because heavens forbid you actually convince them to give you a helicopter, you'll need a pilot. Also how many oil rigs are within range of the army base?

My plan's going to be lay low in my house (it's relatively isolated) or head into the hills with my guns, food and water. If I'm lucky the government will deal with everything in a couple of weeks, if not there will be less crazy survivors running around and the zombies will have hopefully damaged their leg muscles enough not to run any more.

I gave up all my plans when I became a Diabetic.

You can always tie a knot in the pancreas of a pig or a dog and then inject the raw insulin into your body, jeez way to give up so easily.

 

[The Night Shade]

1.steal a truck
2.go to a military base with the truck
3.steal a tank
4.put any kind of food in the tank
5.put gas in the tank
6.kill every zombie with the tank
7.look for survivors
8.start human race again

 

[Rainboq]

Plant a whole bunch... oh wait I've already used that joke.
Basically since zombie apocalypses never happen in Canada, I'll just sit at the border and laugh.

as will I, and then TO THE MOON!

 

[Jaranja]

This fucking thread again? >.<

Yes, it's quite annoying now.

As for me, I think The Escapist Faction [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Escapist-Faction] would still apply.

 

[rathorn14]

where's your mace of disruption?

 

[Vigilantis]

Mate with their women and in time our differences will disappear.

 

[p3t3r]

my friends and i plans are get any weapons we having lying around are house so that we have something to fight with, but all we need to do with them is get to kw surplus. cause there are lots of supplies there and we can make a plan so in short the plan is.

GO to kw surplus.

 

[RatRace123]

Sleeping pills and a full bath tub, I won't give those bastards the opportunity to do me in.

 

[That's Funny]

Alaska or the North pole, Zombies have no body heat, they'll freeze.

 

[Sallix]

Go to the countryside. I haven't thought about what to do then, but i doubt i'll find many zombies there.

 

[xDarc]

I intend to move in with burt gummer. (obscure movie reference FTW!!)

You can't sneak a Tremors reference past me that easily.

 

[TheTrojanBadger]

Power Station

Flooded Ground

Electricity On

Air Horn

"COME AND GET ME YOU STUPID SHAMBILING FREAKS!!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Seriously, by now my zombie survival plan is to have the zombies read all the "Do you have a zombie survival plan?" threads on the Escapist. By the time they finish, they'll have rotted down to nothing and I'll be in the Netherlands kicking back with an espresso.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Die.

If there was an actual Apocalypse, I would just end up dying.
Otherwise, just do what that one Escapist said a while back

Rip open a hole between dimensions and go through it, because it's as likely as a zombie aopcalypse

 

[BRMXJzjsoawk321]

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[Nex-Falx]

Well, for a start, I would not be heading in the direction of anywhere that sells guns because, chances are, there'll be a lot more people there already; scared people, scared people with guns.

That's why I'd run into the middle of a crowd of these people and moan "...Brainnnnsss"

Then duck promptly.

Instant weapon cache.

 

[AngelSword]

My plan? Close the book I'm reading, as I've begun to take the possibility of a zombie-pocalypse too seriously, and need to get back into reality.

 

[hittite]

My plan: Grab our guns and go to my friend's house. His house is big and two of my other friends have 7-seat vans. We go from Walmart to Walmart (the walmarts here have guns, also, not an ad) until we reach a military base, take 2 black-hawks and go to an oil rig somewhere cold enough just in case it's an infection. From there, we make timely trips to land and do quick searchs for survivors and pick up food/ammo/guns. Wait it out, and reconstruct.

Do you know how to fly a Blackhawk? And no, it's not like driving a car.

OT: Gather survivors, weapons and food. Hide out in the Shop section of the Fine Arts building (so many lovely weapons) to wait out the initial panic. Once down to one day's food, head for the city center and try to find a suitable place for a permanent base. Probably a major hardware department store such as the Home Depot (easy to barricade the entrances, large array of weaponry, generators on site, fall back positions on top of the shelves, not all that hard to get onto the roof, and from there to the ground, usually close to sources of food, water, and gasoline). Occasional raids of the surrounding area for food, water, gasoline and other supplies. Settle in for the long haul.

 

[Siuki]

Get to Australia or any secluded island after stockpiling weapons. Take a band of best friends and parents to that island and built a treehouse encampment.

 

[Eggsnham]

Yeah, but I've posted it enough times on this site (or was it another site?) Anyways, basically just take it easy and lay low for a while.