Do you have a problem urinating near other people?

[Sud0_x]

I was having a rare celebratory drink with my mates on the weekend and I desperately needed to piss but the bathroom inside the place was pretty much a clown car situation.

I went outside and I was twenty feet from anyone but I just couldn't squeeze anything out because I could hear people having a conversation nearby. So I just stood there silently for quite some time, penis in hand, trying my hardest not to shout and curse at my own genitals. I then rejoined the group and tried to act like I'd just had a great piss and every fiber of my body wasn't screaming at me.

Standing at a urinal, nobody around? Fine.
A truck driver in tight little denim cut-offs walks in and stands right next to you? If you're me, penis in hand again, you just stand there unable to think about anything other than the fact that you're not pissing and knowing that he's thinking the same thing.
^Happens far too often.

 

[ace_of_something]

I grew up in a house with 6 brothers (including me) and one bathroom. I'd have to pee while my brother was brushing his teeth in the sink next to me and my other brother was using the shower 2 feet away and the door to the hall is open so that my other other brother could get his deodorant and mousse from the cabinets.

So yeah, i don't care. Now, this

it doesn't bug me usually at all, UNLESS

-_-

Still bugs me but it won't stop me from finishing my business has anyone ever had a really drunk stranger put his arm on your shoulder at the urinal so that he doesn't fall over while he's peeing?
Just me?
That sucks.

 

[loc978]

I'm fine with urinals. I've been in groups of soldiers who had 5 minutes to get 30 people's business done in a trough four feet long.

it doesn't bug me usually at all, UNLESS

-_-

When that happens to me, I invariably give him one of these [http://www.fybertech.com/4thread/v_55056307/1270693145305.jpg]... and hold it on him until he finishes/leaves. Even if I'm already finished.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I'm fine with urinals. I've been in groups of soldiers who had 5 minutes to get 30 people's business done in a trough four feet long.

it doesn't bug me usually at all, UNLESS

-_-

When that happens to me, I invariably give him one of these [http://www.fybertech.com/4thread/v_55056307/1270693145305.jpg]... and hold it on him until he finishes/leaves. Even if I'm already finished.

i should start doing that...i tend to just look up at a fixed point and concentrate on not concentrating on the uncomfortableness that the dude next to me just brought in.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

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i only have 3 brothers but i do know what you mean, just go about your business in an efficient manner and everyone gets their stuff done.

i have not had the unfortunate encounter of having a drunk person use me as a kickstand though...that would be mighty awkward.

still, if they are that desperate they had to lean on me, i might just not care so i don't end up turning into the douchebag in the situation.

 

[everythingbeeps]

I grab a stall if I can.

Otherwise, I don't really have a problem unless they try to engage me in conversation.

 

[Vicarious Reality]

Who thought smearing a toilet onto the wall was a good idea?

 

[Off Topic]

I like to be the one, who makes other guys really uncomfortable in public urinals. Oh, that beautiful silence, when you are holding your d**k in your hands for no reason at all. Don't forget to flush that urinal, that you didn't pee into! xD

 

[YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH]

As a matter of fact, when doing nature walks n' stuff with the lady friend on leave, I usually just aim a little to the side and continue the conversation. Sometimes she doesn't even notice.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

I think this sums up the thread and this rather crucial element of male etiquette:

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