Do you have a silly secret useless talent?

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I have amazing muscle control over my body. I can move my scalp independant of my face and freak out my boyfriends, as it makes my hair move and nothing else.

Haha I have a friend that can do that too.

 

[Boxinatorizore]

I can play a scene I just saw in my head. I can pause it, fast forward, slow it down, or even change the angle I viewed it from. I also see everything in cell shading... okay i wish i did though, cell shading yum.

 

[Supraliminal]

1 I am insane and 2 I can change my voice to mimic and irish person and to talk like an alien among other things.

I have the ability to sound exactly like David Attenborough when I talk for too long. I also do good English, Irish and Scottish accents, one of my friends says I also do a good Russian.

I can do some irish mumble and other accents too (like russian and asian though I don't know any words but.. it sounds like it) and mimic lots of other stuff also (actors, characters, aliens, robots. You name it).

If I talk to someone with a different accent than myself I immediatly absorb their accent and start speaking back to them with it...I don't have much control over this and it kinda sucks when I have to constantly explain that I'm not mocking them!

I'm in the same boat with you. Other dialect just sticks on after few minutes and sometimes I go around with it all day.

I can juggle. I thought it was badass but no one else seems to =(

It is badass. Especially if you do it with 5 balls or more (I can't but I'm going to learn)

 

[Miss_M]

Sometimes I think all my talents are useless. I can do a forward roll while sitting in the lotus position. Despite having not seen it in years I can tell you that Max's barcode in Dark Angel is 332960073452. I can strap myself into a corset without needing a second person. I make nice banana bread.

 

[cainstwin]

I can win almost any argument i take part in, except wen it comes to religion, bend my left arm backwards (freaks out loads of peeps) and also notices a trend in gamers to be awesome at trivia but have useless memories...

 

[cainstwin]

I have an amazing memory for pointless, inane trivia.
Unfortunately, it conflicts with my normal memory. Sad face.

thats an awesome skill we share

I will be the MOST passive agressive person you will ever meet, I swear it, also I have a nigh perfect knowledge of the periodic table of elements (still getting a few things right but in science class people refer to me instead of there damn textbooks >.>)

you cant possibly be more of an aggressive pacifist than me!

 

[CMon]

That. Is. AWESOME!!!!! I think I just found a new way to make some petty cash.

Alternatively, seeing as you are a girl, attend a party with a majority of guys and just get charged for mooning.

But that's not funny, that's just crass and kind of sluttish. Having "Your name" written on my butt and charging $10 to prove that, conversely, is completely and utterly hilarious.

Hm. True.

 

[Energylegzz]

I can flip my eyes so that you only see the white part.^_^ Its always a good Conversation starter...or ender if the time calls for it.

 

[dont_blink]

This is a very silly secret talent that I do take a little perverse pride in. I can pluck my eyebrows perfectly without a guide or help and have done so since I was a teenager. I know it is a dumb talent but I get a perverse bit glee whenever someone complains about how much they spent getting their eyebrows done.

i wish i could do that! my eyebrows are rank =|

 

[SevenStarSonata]

Hm. True.

Plus, this way, they are not paying to see my butt, they are paying for not thinking hard enough about what I bet them. This is better, since my skinny whitegirl butt is nothing to look at.

 

[hortez the champion of the frozen wastes]

Oh yes I have another useless talent I forgot to put here:

The ability to arrange my icons into extremely cool shapes that other people seem to be incapable of.

 

[HentMas]

i can crack my fingers by just closing my hand... and my neck too, but most of all, i have the ability to say completely random things that pop in my head making everyone either laugh or become uneasy... that is untill i explain my train of thought because in the end everything makes sense

 

[masterjiji]

rapidly clicking my tongue like a dolphin sound. quite the hit with the ladies.

 

[X123Lewis123X]

I have an amazing memory for pointless, inane trivia.
Unfortunately, it conflicts with my normal memory. Sad face.

I dunno wot number i am in this, 15th or summin, but same here...
i have the nickname Thottbot coz i no everthing about world of warcraft
I can also move my scalp fun to freek people out
I also do a mean dolphin impression

 

[Blitzkrieg64]

I can stay awake for 3 days without any problems if I concentrate enough and I have good accuracy with nearly any gun except with the S&W 500 magnum because I don't use handguns very often.

 

[Mr Fatherland]

I can move my eyes in two different directions at once. I can also dilate/contract my pupils at will.

I once read an article on the latter, how scientists had discovered a group of pearl divers in South America who could also control their pupils/irises. They thought they were some OMG GENETIC ANOMALY, so I lol'd when I realized I could do it too, and I was some teenage little New York subarbanite.

I can do the iris thing to, I can also do a really good South African, Russian, Scandinavian and French accent.

 

[SevenStarSonata]

I can do the iris thing too

Really? Tell me, is it easier for you to contract your irises/pupils than it is to dilate them? I always found that being able to dilate them came naturally, something I"d always been able to do without really thinking about it, whereas I had to actually think through and work out how to dilate them beyond what they otherwise would be given my focus and the level of light around me.

 

[Mr Fatherland]

I can do the iris thing too

Really? Tell me, is it easier for you to contract your irises/pupils than it is to dilate them? I always found that being able to dilate them came naturally, something I"d always been able to do without really thinking about it, whereas I had to actually think through and work out how to dilate them beyond what they otherwise would be given my focus and the level of light around me.

I find it a lot easier in a mirror, and also, I find dilating them easier than contracting them. A lot easier in fact, come to think of it.