Do you have a silly secret useless talent?

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Crazydriver

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I can put about half of my foot in my mouth(both feet), move my eyes rather quickly, sneak up on people even if I'm not trying to, and I am also able to master any games controls in a matter of seconds. Unfortunately I am useless with trivia :(
 

RootbeerJello

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I can sneak around. Indoors if I have socks on I'm completely undetectable and can get to a half-run without making a sound. Outdoors with sneakers I can sneak around almost silently too. Also, I can learn and memorize all (Intelligible) lyrics to a song after hearing it three or four times.
 

MK Tha Rebel

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Jennacide said:
I have amazing muscle control over my body. I can move my scalp independant of my face and freak out my boyfriends, as it makes my hair move and nothing else. Though not as creepy as my brother's completely painful to watch ability to crack his neck like he was the exorcist.
Yeah, I can crack my neck as well, AND it freaks out my little sister. Huh, small world.

Anyway, my OTHER useless talent is that I know a ridiculous amount about pro wrestling. Moves, history, behind-the-scenes stuff, you name it.
 

stompythebeast

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Froobyx said:
I can fit a Wagon Wheel in my mouth and close it... And with no sexual pun intended, my boyfriend can stick his index finger down my neck without me gagging ^^
no gag reflex...sigh... i love that ability. All i can do is bend my thumbs back. All other talents are...umm...nsfw.
 

DrDeath3191

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I can bend my arm in a fashion that allows me to have my hands on my hips while my elbows touch in front of me (Don't try this at home, kiddies: it can smart). Good only to get the occasional freak-out.
 

wikicated

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burping on command

and this its hard to describe so i did a picture

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fondayama

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I was born with a uniquely slow heartbeat. It was 60bpm when i was 14, then I did long distance, and it went down to 45. I'm really really good at juggling food. And I can't be startled, unless it's by fat people. Fat people jumping out of corners scare me.
 

chromewarriorXIII

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I don't think I have any abilities except I do have a pretty good sense of smell.

EDIT: Oh, and I can walk really quietly, when I'm not trying too. It scares my mom sometimes.
 

Guitar Gamer

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Biek said:
LordCuthberton said:
Caimekaze said:
I have an amazing memory for pointless, inane trivia.
Unfortunately, it conflicts with my normal memory. Sad face.
Make that two =P

I do great on 1 V 100 though
Make it three. I know everything there is to know about World of Warcraft even though I dont play that anymore. Some people call me Thottbiek because of that.
I'd say four but I think some one else posted................yep..make that 5
"due to the flashbakcs on many family guy episodes, peter griffin is inbred especialy his kids since he married lois,"
 

Sprogus

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la-le-lu-li-lo said:
As for me... I can make a clover shape with my tongue.
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I can do that as well, my girlfriend just calls me a show off as she can only roll her tongue.
 

Timbydude

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I can make some really freaky noise. It's like a mix between a pig squeal and a dying animal...and I call it "the meep" for whatever reason. It's not totally useless because it has never failed to make everyone in its vicinity fall down in laughter.
 

skyfire_freckles

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Well, I have a couple of things. First, and I don't know if you'd call this a talent as it's very uncomfortable, if I hold my nose and blow, air comes out my eyes. My ears never pop.

I can also wiggle my ears and find the silverware drawer in anyone's kitchen on the first go without asking.
 

Solstrana91

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Jennacide said:
I have amazing muscle control over my body. I can move my scalp independant of my face and freak out my boyfriends, as it makes my hair move and nothing else. Though not as creepy as my brother's completely painful to watch ability to crack his neck like he was the exorcist.
I can do both these things....we are soul mates.
 

Solstrana91

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Xanadeas said:
Jennacide said:
I have amazing muscle control over my body. I can move my scalp independant of my face and freak out my boyfriends, as it makes my hair move and nothing else. Though not as creepy as my brother's completely painful to watch ability to crack his neck like he was the exorcist.
I can do that last one. I've also got great control of my toes/feet and can pick up most any object with just my feet. I can also wiggle my big and little toe on each foot independently of my other toes.

Also I can roll my tongue and such. Though that's relatively common.
Arrrr!!! I can pick things up with my feet...
I always think its never worth mentioning...