Do you have a silly secret useless talent?

[Ginnipe]

I don't think I have a useless talent but I have a friend that know some great party tricks.

He'll go, "hey I bet you 10 bucks I got your name tatoed on my ass"

*pulls his trousers down just enough to see the tatoo and nothing els, and sure enough it says YOUR NAME*

He gets about 40 bucks every party from this trick.

 

[HonorableChairman]

I can put all four of my fingers on both hands at a 105 degree angle with the back of my hand without any sort of external forces working on them. The same goes for my left thumb, but at a 90 degree angle.

I also have toe-thumbs, but that's not much of a talent...

 

[Mozared]

I can lick my nose

Dammit. I could do that several years ago. You just made me try it again and I lost the skill =(

 

[Hitty25]

I can mimic a trumpet using my mouth, it is amazing.

 

[SevenStarSonata]

Ah, that sounds so very familiar. Well, I don't descend into stuttering hell if I meet a love interest but my contribution to the conversation becomes far less eloquent and well-put than if I'm interested in little more than getting into her pants.

Nope, I'm classic shy girl. If I so much as think you're good-looking, I will turn into a stuttering, mouse-quiet, blushing mess. DX This is why all the guys I've ever been with have come to me, eventually given up on trying to do things subtly, and just snogged the hell out of me. Blunt, but effective.

I can suck my own dick, pretty useless considering I don't plan to be a gay pornstar.

This is not useless, ever. EVER.

I don't think I have a useless talent but I have a friend that know some great party tricks.

He'll go, "hey I bet you 10 bucks I got your name tatoed on my ass"

*pulls his trousers down just enough to see the tatoo and nothing els, and sure enough it says YOUR NAME*

He gets about 40 bucks every party from this trick.

That. Is. AWESOME!!!!! I think I just found a new way to make some petty cash.

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

I can suck my own dick, pretty useless considering I don't plan to be a gay pornstar.

This is not useless, ever. EVER.

But I feel if I ever used it I'd be cheating hookers out of a job.

 

[akwardwhistle]

I can fold my tongue twice, but I guess it could be useful

 

[duchaked]

I'm unbeatable at staring contests.

I will never blink.

hahaha the way you said that made me laugh

yeah I'm horrible at blinking and no laughing contests

 

[SevenStarSonata]

I will never blink.

Gawd I hope you said that in a voice akin to one of Jeff Dunham's puppets. Please tell me you did, please.

 

[kemosabi4]

I can do a call by forcing sound out of my throat past my tongue. It sounds like a cross between a demon goat and an orc. Nobody has ever been able to replicate it, but if you want to try, you can. Just press your tongue against the back of your lower set of teeth. Now, force the sound out of your throat. If you do it right, you should feel your neck and jaw muscles straining, like you've got the dry heaves.

 

[Nihlex]

I can suck my own dick, pretty useless considering I don't plan to be a gay pornstar.

How did you figure that out? O_____O

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

I can suck my own dick, pretty useless considering I don't plan to be a gay pornstar.

How did you figure that out? O_____O

I spilt some juice on my upper thigh and had two broken arms at the time.

 

[Nihlex]

I can suck my own dick, pretty useless considering I don't plan to be a gay pornstar.

How did you figure that out? O_____O

I spilt some juice on my upper thigh and had two broken arms at the time.

Makes sense haha

 

[Fenring]

If I do something once I can give excellent directions on how to do that thing. It only really seems to work for games, which is sad. I've told someone how to beat almost every puzzle in Braid at 4 n the morning. It was a little sad.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I will never blink.

Gawd I hope you said that in a voice akin to one of Jeff Dunham's puppets. Please tell me you did, please.

Yes, yes I did.

Goddamnit, it's hard to thing of another decent Peanut thing to say.

 

[Talyn.Co]

I can identify a plane, train or car from really really far away. Unfortunately I have difficulty hearing the specificts of what people say in conversation. Also my natural laugh sounds really really evil and my walk is really quiet so I scare quite a few people... I can lie really well and have some sort of talent for knowing when other people are lying... I can't think of anything else.

 

[SevenStarSonata]

I will never blink.

Gawd I hope you said that in a voice akin to one of Jeff Dunham's puppets. Please tell me you did, please.

Yes, yes I did.

Goddamnit, it's hard to thing of another decent Peanut thing to say.

For this, you have my lurve. <3

Though, sadly, Jeff Dunham actually came through my town a few months ago and I didn't have the money for a ticket. T__T Sadface.

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

I thought talents were things that aren't useless.

 

[Joshimodo]

I can move my toes independantly, I can click far too many joints (elbow, jaw, toes, fingers, knuckles, wrists, spine, thumbs, knees, ankles and my coccyx, and yes, that's true.).

I have a host of other random, useless talents, but my favourite non-useless unique talent isn't really a talent at all-My left eye has an extra set of receptors on the retina, allowing for a marginally increased colour perception, including differentiating between shades and depth perception.