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SecretTacoNinja

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I used to be able to be able to quote every line from Red Dwarf. I haven't watched it in a long while and the skill is gone now...
 

Viper1265

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One last embrace said:
Viper1265 said:
I can squirt saliva directly out of the gland like a water gun.

can anyone else do that?
What the...
Yeah I know it's wierd, discovered it by accident and learned to do it at will.

Also I can vibrate my eyes back and forth really fast.
 

Olikunmissile

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I can move my toes like fingers, pick stuff up and open certain jars and tubs. My feet are quite wide so I can accomplish much in the way of lifting and opening.
 

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Viper1265 said:
One last embrace said:
Viper1265 said:
I can squirt saliva directly out of the gland like a water gun.

can anyone else do that?
What the...
Yeah I know it's wierd, discovered it by accident and learned to do it at will.

Also I can vibrate my eyes back and forth really fast.
Whoa, my friend can do both as well.
 

purplegothchick

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strength of 7 men said:
If I talk to someone with a different accent than myself I immediatly absorb their accent and start speaking back to them with it...I don't have much control over this and it kinda sucks when I have to constantly explain that I'm not mocking them!
OMG, I do this too! I thought I was the only one who did this! Aside from that though, can't really think of anything. If I do, I'll get back to you...

EDIT: Just thought of one, I can scratch any part of my back. I can bend both of my arms into any position up my back to scratch any area. A bit pointless in terms of my CV, but useful cos I'll never need a backscratcher! My ex was jealous because he couldn't reach his back at all to scratch it because his arms were quite muscly.
 

retro himself

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I can pluck every goddamn hair on my body without flinching, which made me a trichotillomaniac, and once even having half of my eyebrows removed (looked cool though), I can crack almost any bone joint imaginable (all finger joints, jaws, neck, back, etc), move my ears back and forth like our ancestors could (pretty neat), and the one I take most "pride" in is being quick and nimble with my legs. I never tried dancing, but what I can do is walk really fast all the time (not much of a 'can do' but more like 'I do it all the time because I'm impatient'), navigate easily and quickly through crowded places, etc. Fun to do, and it all stems from my wild imagination when I was a kid and pretended I have springs on my legs. Some wild imagination.
 

retro himself

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ianrocks6495 said:
Viper1265 said:
One last embrace said:
Viper1265 said:
I can squirt saliva directly out of the gland like a water gun.

can anyone else do that?
What the...
Yeah I know it's wierd, discovered it by accident and learned to do it at will.

Also I can vibrate my eyes back and forth really fast.
Whoa, my friend can do both as well.
It's easy to do that with practice. I found out about it on some site. You just have to yawn and then while yawning have your tongue lifted (not too much, and some people do this subconsciously) and dart forward with your tongue (while still yawning). With some practice you will have done it correctly and it's pretty neat :D I bet many people have done this by accident some time or another, but it's cool to know how to do it manually. Oh, and in order to get more saliva to the gland, you have to yawn again.
 

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I can relate everything back to Star Wars, Firefly, or food. If I need an analogy, out pops Star Wars, Firefly, or culinary knowledge, trivia, facts, and general weirdness. Drives people nuts. Anything can come back to, "You know, that's kinda like in...(SW, FFly, Food comparison here."
 

NoriYuki Sato

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i remember details from a very pointless 2 second conversation 5 years ago, including what was said, the tone in which it was said, the weather, and what people were wearing...but can't remember what i had for lunch yesterday..also i know everything there is to know about the console version of Oblivion and Fallout 3...
 

NoriYuki Sato

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why yes..yes you can, mr. NoMoreSanity...i've seen your posts on almost every topic i've been to my good sir..congrats
 

annoyinglizardvoice

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I can roll dice with my feet (I used to be able to play video games with my feet, but the invention of buttons on the sholders of the pads, the growth of my feet and my family getting fed up with the pads smelling funny all ruined that).
I can near instantly remember the terms used to classify an organism (kingdom, phylum, class, order, genus, species).
 

Giraffle

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Im an extremely good guesser and I can even most of the time guess what a person is going to say mid conversation, like I can fill in the rest of the sentence for them out loud and we'd basically say the exact same thing, not really a useful talent but its kinda cool.
 

obex

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I can repeat quotes and lyrics after one listen ask me and i can can repeat anything from dragon force songs to whats written on the one ring ..... in elven. I can also dislocate my wrist due to my ulna being longer than my radius ( the 2 bones in your fore arm)

Polarix said:
Also I can make my thumbs and even my other fingers bend backward.
Thats called hitchhickers thumb and i can do that, its one of those genetic things that one of your parents can do like rolling your tong.
 

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I have the uncanny ability to massage women.

But for practicality, I can open pickle jars and other torque-related things even though it doesn't look like I can.

NoriYuki Sato said:
i remember details from a very pointless 2 second conversation 5 years ago, including what was said, the tone in which it was said, the weather, and what people were wearing...but can't remember what i had for lunch yesterday..also i know everything there is to know about the console version of Oblivion and Fallout 3...
Take it from me people will get pissed off when you're the ultimate witness to who started the rumor about John and his girlfriend.