Do you have a silly secret useless talent?

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Froobyx

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OriginalError said:
Froobyx said:
I can fit a Wagon Wheel in my mouth and close it...
Wait... by wagon wheel do you mean a wheel from a western era wagon? 32x2 inch wooden, splinter filled monstrosities? Can I ask how you figured this out?...
Wagon Wheels are circular biscuits with marshmallow or marshmallow and jam covered in chocolate and they are pretty large, bigger than a digestive biscuit... Not an actual wagon wheel xD
 

SevenStarSonata

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la-le-lu-li-lo said:
As for me... I can make a clover shape with my tongue.
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But now that I see it in a picture it kinda grosses me out. /:

I can crack my back like crazy. ^^ I love freaking people out with it.
I could also bite my toes, if I decided I wanted to.[/QUOTE]

Hehe, I can actually do that, too. Freaks people out without fail. The tongue thing, that is, though I can also bite my toes.
 

shinja

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i was told that its anatomically impossible, by a snapple cap, so i tried it and i can lick my own elbow, i can lick the tip of my nose, i can strech the skin on my neck into my mouth, i can right angle my pinkey finger to the side (like turning the pinkey to make an L shape with my ring finger) i can wiggle my eyes like they are seizuring.... and lastly, my i can extend my shoulder blades out of my back (like wings) and hold random objects as well as crush soda and beer cans with them. my mom must be proud?
 

SevenStarSonata

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shinja said:
i can extend my shoulder blades out of my back (like wings)
I can do that, too...tell me, after you've extended them out like that and put them back in place, do they feel...weird for a while? Once I pop them out like that, I can't quite ignore them afterwards, like they want to stay that way. =/ Sorry for asking, but you're the only other person I've known who could do that.
 

shinja

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SevenStarSonata said:
shinja said:
i can extend my shoulder blades out of my back (like wings)
I can do that, too...tell me, after you've extended them out like that and put them back in place, do they feel...weird for a while? Once I pop them out like that, I can't quite ignore them afterwards, like they want to stay that way. =/ Sorry for asking, but you're the only other person I've known who could do that.
not not really for me.. ive been able to do it for years now and i think all the can crushing made me impervious to it if i did have it
 

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Macksheath said:
I can pop the bone of my thumb out painlessly. Its only useful for making people ill.
I think I can do the same thing.

I can only do it on my right hand but I thought for the longest time everyone could do it and it was my left hand thumb that was the strange one being so stiff.

I used to smoke and a weird thing that would happen is minutes later I would burp smoke... very embarrassing at the dinner table when that happens I'd be like:

"Boy... it's cold in here, I can see my breath..."
 

L4hlborg

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I can memorize crap pretty easily. I learned how to do the rubiks cube in a day (memorised instructions), learn any lyrics of almost any song on the first or second time of listening, remember birthdays of relatively random people, etc. Ofcource, like everyone else mentioning this "gift", I can't really remember things I should remember. But when in trouble, I just amaze everyone with a rubik's cube and run away.
 

SevenStarSonata

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shinja said:
not not really for me.. ive been able to do it for years now and i think all the can crushing made me impervious to it if i did have it
Oh. Well then, maybe I should try crushing some cans with them, haha. I never really considered doing that, I mostly just pop them out because it freaks people out. XD
 

Pinstar

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I can creep my wife out by making an alien-esque noise by breathing in with my vocal cords set a certain way.
 

Dr Ampersand

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I can set my pinky at a right angle with my ring finger, fit all of my toes in my mouth, apparently I have double jointed thumbs and I'll be joining the useless trivia cool crew.
 

runedeadthA

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Well I have the amazing ability to do something without thinking AT ALL, dunno if other guys do that. It's like doing something out of habit, kinda weird...

On a slightly more unique note: I can vomit at will, i.e without sticking a finger down my throat or anything. I always thought it would be useful if I was being mugged cause they would expect it and thus while distracted I can run :D
 

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Macksheath said:
I can pop the bone of my thumb out painlessly. Its only useful for making people ill.
I can do this as well. If I bend my thumb at the knuckle, I can kinda make it look like a hip thrust.

Now if that isn't a silly, useless talent, I don't know what is.
 

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Caimekaze said:
I have an amazing memory for pointless, inane trivia.
Unfortunately, it conflicts with my normal memory. Sad face.
Make that 8 lol.
 

SevenStarSonata

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One last embrace said:
Viper1265 said:
I can squirt saliva directly out of the gland like a water gun.

can anyone else do that?
What the...
Actually, my cousin and childhood best friend Elizabeth (Because when you share the same name as a kid, you HAVE to be best friends) used to be able to do that. She had pretty impressive range, too. Could shoot that stuff halfway across the room without even trying hard.

And you know what? I was always horrendously envious of her talent. D: