Do you have a silly secret useless talent?

[KiLl_RoY]

i can move my eyebrows like THE ROCK

 

[megatron2.0]

i can make and bend my fingers to move and make it a snake head.

 

[NotAPie]

I can freakishly snap my neck, also anyone who can make themselfs burp knows how useless that one is.

 

[Shamus Young]

I can dislocate my right wrist at will, pulling it fully out of joint. From the typing position, the hand moves down and back towards the arm a bit. The sound when I shove it back in is.... unsettling.

 

[DarkRyter]

I can roll a quarter across my knuckles.

 

[Rayansaki]

I can clap extremelly high in volume, tho the only use for it is turning my hands red, warm and painful.

I can also memorize useless stuff without trying, but fail miserably at memorizing something I actually want to.
For example back when I was young when pokemon yellow came out, I memorized the name of all the initial 150? pokemons in a few hours, and still remember most of their names (or all probably) if I look at them right now, even tho I haven't played any game or watch anything related to it in over 6-7 years.

However, it took me over 10 days to learn all the hiragana characters.

 

[Goodluf]

I can pull up all kinds of random information that has no use except to make me sound like a genius.

I have a friend who does something like that...I hate him for that, as it makes me feel stupid sometimes as i don't have anything to say back at him...damn know-it-all...

(This doesn't mean that I would hate you though, you seem like a nice fellow...right?)

On topic: I...umm...have the amazing talent to forget the names of people I haven't known for atleast a month! It might lead to some embarrassing moments when someone says "hello" to me, and I'm just like "uhh, hi, somebody I don't know".

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I have an amazing memory for pointless, inane trivia.
Unfortunately, it conflicts with my normal memory. Sad face.

I share your pain. Also I can assume the lotus position and have never taken a yoga class. Pointless but Im proud. I like the odd looks I get from my peers/brethren

 

[InvisibleSeal]

Let's see...I can wiggle my scalp back and forth.

I have amazing muscle control over my body. I can move my scalp independant of my face and freak out my boyfriends, as it makes my hair move and nothing else.

Lol, I didn't knew girls could do that too, awesome But I can also wiggle my ears 'n noseflaps independantly.

I can wiggle my scalp, ears and nostrils as well

I can also bend by hand forwards almost flat on my wrist (so my fingers are all touching my arm), and my fingers bend in very odd ways. It means I have literally never lost at that game peanuts/mercy.

 

[lohac]

Ambidextrous, Nimble Fingers. That is, I can write with either hand and spin a pen quite fast without using the thumb or flip a coin back and forth on my knuckles. I would make a kickass Jagged Alliance character, or generic Rogue. But unfortunately, I'm stuck in this mortal reality.

Also, random trivia relating to any possible discussion, yeah, leave it to me too.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Can impersonate a good majority of people fairly well, my favorite being Christopher Walken. Also, I can crack every joint in my body and wiggle my ears, so yay?

 

[Soigieoto]

I am able to pick up most sports very easily.

 

[Darth Pope]

Other than a really good memory for useless trivia... I can pull my arms out of their sockets and to a perfect imitation of Heith Ledgers Joker.

 

[Sparrow]

I am a Fallout 3 fountain of knowledge.

Ask me anything. I'll freaking know it.

 

[bluepilot]

I always know what time it is without a clock or watch. Kinda weird and definatly useless since they attach clocks to most things with a microchip these days

 

[crazy-j]

i can make the weirdest sounds ever and......that's about it

 

[Spacelord]

I can balance a pint of beer in the dent in my chest. Cannot be done while laughing, as we all discovered one particularly hilarious night.

 

[SevenStarSonata]

I can move my eyes in two different directions at once. I can also dilate/contract my pupils at will.

I once read an article on the latter, how scientists had discovered a group of pearl divers in South America who could also control their pupils/irises. They thought they were some OMG GENETIC ANOMALY, so I lol'd when I realized I could do it too, and I was some teenage little New York subarbanite.

 

[dukethepcdr]

I'm good at impersonating announcers at sporting events, TV game shows, really annoying commercials and movie trailers. Wouldn't be quite so useless if I got a job as an announcer I suppose It does come in handy sometimes when I want to make my wife or friends laugh. Used at the right moment, my game show announcer voice can be pretty funny.

 

[monkey_man]

i can eat put my toes in my mouth (its not very tasty)
and i can hold my blatterjuice from a notflowing state around 2 days