Do you have a silly secret useless talent?

[zauxz]

I can throw cards like a real pro. I can easilly hit an apple ~7m. away.

Useless. Fun tho. And a nice party trick.

 

[ZP---Fanatic]

I Can make almost any animal noise -.-

And i can Get my legs behind my neck

 

[walkingdead127]

I can juggle 4 things at one time. It looks cool but has no practical purpose.

 

[Samuel Cook]

I can make a farting noise with my neck and shoulder, my hand and inside of my knee, and with both my hands. I can't think of anything else..

 

[Jedamethis]

The incredible talent of freaking myself out when it's dark so well I've bee found sitting on my bed brandishing a hockey stick.

exactly the same, somehow i manage to freak myself out all on my own D:

 

[Ezzay]

I have had no martial arts training, however put a sword in my hands and you would think I have been training with it for years.

Least that's what my mates said when I performed my little routine of hacky slashy.

Pretty useless in today's society, but it looks cool...

I can click just about every joint in my body, and make a really loud grinding noise with my back and neck. Hooray!

Yea you should see someone about that...

 

[Sipo]

can burp teh alphabet

 

[zilek]

Dunno if its a talent but when people point their fingers they are generally straight like __ but my finger basically does this: _/

makes a fair few ppl want to throw up including my own girlfriend ><

 

[OriginalError]

I can fit a Wagon Wheel in my mouth and close it...

Wait... by wagon wheel do you mean a wheel from a western era wagon? 32x2 inch wooden, splinter filled monstrosities? Can I ask how you figured this out?...

...also, my secret awesome talent is the ability to be awesome at multiplayer videogames that no one plays competitively.

 

[Mardy]

I have the talent of not getting bored easily.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Sneaking up behind people. It is most noticable at work where the machines are quite loud. Everyone reacts startled, as though they just realized that I was there. Unfortunately this makes it difficult to get a supervisor's attention (one of them I always worry about scaring). Sadly I have yet to figure out a way to turn this talent into a job.

 

[Shrubery]

i can move my ears and clap with one hand .

 

[A Pious Cultist]

Hitchhiker's thumbs. Pretty useless though.
Oh, and I can make my little toe on my right foot jut out at a 45° angle.

 

[Gather]

Does being able to have full conversations with myself (Edit: Out loud) and my head count?

Then again, everyone can do that... Right?
(If not, I'll just say: It's how I think >.>)

 

[DazZ.]

I can fart with my eye.
Pull out eyelids let air in, trap it, then push it out making it go "PHHTTHHTH!".

 

[Rylingo]

Im insanely good at climbing through small windows and i don't know why. I really don't want to become a thief but fate keeps pushing me!

 

[The Rockerfly]

I can eat ridiculously hot foods without even noticing, I also have never vomitted. This is as a result of a thick stomach lining though, aparently I might be able to eat metal but I'm too scared to try

 

[ygetoff]

I... I'm rather unremarkable.

Oh! I've got one! I don't need much sleep!
That doesn't sound as impressive as I imagined.

 

[Hainted]

I can curl my tongue,and roll it in a corkscrew shape in either a clockwise or counterclockwise direction.
I can also take small objects with a point(Screws,Tacks,dice) and throw them so they land on their point or corner and spin.The only die I haven't been able to do it with is a d4.My record for a spin is 45 seconds.The funny thing is while I can do this bt snapping the object between my thumb and index finger I'm completely unable to snap my fingers.