Do you have a silly secret useless talent?

[Ciarang]

my boyfriend can stick his index finger down my neck without me gagging ^^

That must've been a fun day =P

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I have an amazing memory for pointless, inane trivia.
Unfortunately, it conflicts with my normal memory. Sad face.

Me too

Also I can't paint models fairly well and quickly. What this helps me in life, I don't know.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

The incredible talent of freaking myself out when it's dark so well I've bee found sitting on my bed brandishing a hockey stick.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

I have the talent to have the worst hangovers in the world, sleep till 2pm and then type on the Escapist.
Wonderful. Now where's those headache tablets...

 

[TankCopter]

I have the ability to sound exactly like David Attenborough when I talk for too long. I also do good English, Irish and Scottish accents, one of my friends says I also do a good Russian.

 

[strength of 7 men]

If I talk to someone with a different accent than myself I immediatly absorb their accent and start speaking back to them with it...I don't have much control over this and it kinda sucks when I have to constantly explain that I'm not mocking them!

 

[Vrex360]

I can pull up all kinds of random information that has no use except to make me sound like a genius.

 

[Lynx]

I can crack my fingers, elbows, neck, back and hips. Also I'm very flexible, thus I can do a backbend from standing position, touch my knees with my forehead (legs straight) and put my foot behind my head.

 

[Xanadeas]

I have amazing muscle control over my body. I can move my scalp independant of my face and freak out my boyfriends, as it makes my hair move and nothing else. Though not as creepy as my brother's completely painful to watch ability to crack his neck like he was the exorcist.

I can do that last one. I've also got great control of my toes/feet and can pick up most any object with just my feet. I can also wiggle my big and little toe on each foot independently of my other toes.

Also I can roll my tongue and such. Though that's relatively common.

 

[Rosee]

I'm really good at ironing... And I enjoy it too. -___-

 

[Hikikomori Ookami]

Not my talent, but I had a friend that could crack his nose without touching it.

 

[Biek]

I have an amazing memory for pointless, inane trivia.
Unfortunately, it conflicts with my normal memory. Sad face.

Make that two =P

I do great on 1 V 100 though

Make it three. I know everything there is to know about World of Warcraft even though I dont play that anymore. Some people call me Thottbiek because of that.

 

[Rascarin]

I can out-burp anyone. In over eight years, I've not met someone who can match me in depth or volume.

I'm told I'm very unladylike.

 

[AntonioDaFly]

I can lick my nose

 

[Polarix]

I can pop the bone of my thumb out painlessly. Its only useful for making people ill.

I can also do a variation of that talent with my thumbs, except that I can pop the joint to make both my thumbs go in different positions but I can't acutually pop the the bone out of my joint. Also I can make my thumbs and even my other fingers bend backward.

 

[Segadroid]

Let's see...I can wiggle my scalp back and forth.

I have amazing muscle control over my body. I can move my scalp independant of my face and freak out my boyfriends, as it makes my hair move and nothing else.

Lol, I didn't knew girls could do that too, awesome But I can also wiggle my ears 'n noseflaps independantly.

I can shut my nostrils without using my hands, just by breathing. Oh, and my fingers are flexible enough to bend over each other.

You're not alone in those 2 talents XD You mean all the fingers on both hands? 'Cause I can

Even more useless, I can 'fold' the thumb on my right hand behind the knuckle of my 'pointfinger'. Freaks out every new friend of mine, I tell you XD

 

[WrongSprite]

I can shut my nostrils without using my hands, just by breathing. Oh, and my fingers are flexible enough to bend over each other.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I can click just about every joint in my body, and make a really loud grinding noise with my back and neck. Hooray!

 

[Polarix]

I can fit a Wagon Wheel in my mouth and close it...

You can actually fit an entire wagon wheel in your mouth? I didn't even know mouths could get that big? That is easily the most crazy yet insanly awesome talent I have ever heard.

 

[Abedeus]

I can move my ears.

And burp on command.