Do you have a silly secret useless talent?
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Er....sorry? I think?NoMoreSanity said:
Ooh, does that count as a talent? My ability to say sorry in any situation that might have even a 0.1% chance of me actually needing to say / feel sorry? If not, it should, because I'm very good at it.
I can drink a pint of beer in less than three seconds, I can do cowboy killers( Squeeze lemon in the eyes drink a shot of tequila and then slap an elastic band on your forehead), and I can snort whiskey.
I can remember things that interest me to the Nth degree, and things that dont very vaugley. While this sounds inane, and stupid, its very accurate. Ask me who the 25th prez is and i stare blankly, but ask me where to get Yunas Moon Sigil in FFX to create her legendary weapon i can take you there and back and avoid random encounters along the way.
=/ Well that was unnecessary. I suppose you're also good at forgetting that there are people behind the screennames who might be hurt by such undeserved, out-of-the-blue insults?NoMoreSanity said:
Same here. I remember crap that happened when I was little, I remember the last thing is said to my gf in person but yet I can't remember the instructions my mum gives me when she asks me to make her a sandwich. I'm also double jointed in most of my fingers.Caimekaze said:
Yeah but I would probably get banned from this forum if I told you what it was. Let's just say it involves my phallic region.
Damn, you took away the opportunity for someone to say something like:Sigel said:
"I have the ability to use the search bar.
Anyway.
My useless talent is an insane tolerance for alcohol. One time a buddy doubted me. I was perfectly fine while he was passed out on the table. I don't even like beer that much.
I never seem to get hangovers ever. It's good for rubbing it in some less fortunate person's face.
I can master any game within minutes (though that's probably not a talent), and I'm too bad at writing odd songs.
I can master any game within minutes (though that's probably not a talent), and I'm too bad at writing odd songs.
This talent is an elusive one for me. D: I'm a brilliant flirt when I'm just mucking around with friends, but the minute I see someone I'm actually romantically interested in, suddenly it's all about "Uh...um....er.....uh...........hi?" *Facepalm"CMon said:
Ah, that sounds so very familiar. Well, I don't descend into stuttering hell if I meet a love interest but my contribution to the conversation becomes far less eloquent and well-put than if I'm interested in little more than getting into her pants.SevenStarSonata said:
I can move through crowds so easily, I leave people behind. I can also destroy windows with surprising ease.
EDIT: I mean I REALLY leave them behind. I'll get to the other side and have to forge straight back in.
EDIT: I mean I REALLY leave them behind. I'll get to the other side and have to forge straight back in.