Do you have followers on the escapist?

[Infernai]

I don't have any, and if i do....they havn't made themselves apparent to me.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Nope. I'm just not likable is all. That's fine with me, though.

....

[sub][sub]sniffle[/sub][/sub]

 

[Pimppeter2]

I...I...I... don't know...

But.. Think of our Children! What will they do without a real father?

Oh, they'll be fine without me. I already haven't seen them in two weeks, and I'll bet they're as well-adjusted as ever. Let's see how Billy's doing.

Spoiler: Billy? How are ya, son?

...y'know, I don't really need to see them every weekend, right? *backs away slowly*

Fine! Go ahead!

Run off with your secretary Ms. PerkyTits and leave your family alone! Traitor! Monster!

 

[Motiv_]

Of course. Everyone loves me.

Nope, not yet famous enough to have stalkers. However, I WAS voted 3rd best user of the year on another site that I go to. Yay?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Fine! Go ahead!

Run off with your secretary Ms. PerkyTits and leave your family alone! Traitor! Monster!

Spoiler: Did you hear that, Ms.PerkyTits? We can be together now!

...do you have the car keys?

*looks down*

*feels inadequate*

Here :'(

 

[manaman]

I think I did.

Then I changed my name and stopped posting for a few months.

Then everyone (gladly) forgot about me

I never forgot about you, or your particular fears.

I'm following you. I'm always following you.

And I am following you. I am following you so hard right now.

I am following everyone for that matter. I like to think of myself as am equal opportunity stalker.

 

[Pimppeter2]

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Peter...this is your absolutely last chance, ok?

Yay!

I love you *sobs* so *sob* much!

 

[manaman]

Finally, he's gone!

Quick, steal his used towels and let's flee!

Andele!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I thought you loved me! I TRUSTED YOU!

*sniff*
*sniff*

Baby! I'm so sorry! Take me back, please! Remember everything that's gone on between us! Mexico! The day I found you sleeping with my dad! The next day when you found me sleeping with your brother! We've been through tougher things than this!


I...I.. I love you! There I said it! I've been scared to say it for too long. I love you!

Wooh, wait a second. I told you nothing happened between us. How can you not believe your own father?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Yay!

I love you *sobs* so *sob* much!

Perhaps we should tuck the children in for the night?

MMmmmm... I like the sound of that

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

i don't think anyone here even knows who i am. i've never made a thread, and i'm not terribly active on the forums.

 

[Nouw]

A few (emphasis on few) recognise me fully but most people just look at the avatar and giggle in delight.

Oh and I recognize a fair amount of people on this page >.>

 

[InnerRebellion]

I seriously hope not. I don't like being recognized on forums.

 

[ultrachicken]

I don't think I do, though I've stayed more or less consistent with my avatar for a while now, so I suspect there are at least a few people who recognize the avatar.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Wooh, wait a second. I told you nothing happened between us. How can you not believe your own father?

Not after you sold all those nuclear secrets to the Soviets.

Never.. again...

 

[Pimppeter2]

Yay!

I love you *sobs* so *sob* much!

Perhaps we should tuck the children in for the night?

MMmmmm... I like the sound of that

Giggity!

So what's the safe word tonight?

Grapefruit.

I'll get the whips, you bring the chains. Hurry. I need it. now.