Do you have followers on the escapist?

[manaman]

Yay!

I love you *sobs* so *sob* much!

Perhaps we should tuck the children in for the night?

Wooh, wait a second. I told you nothing happened between us. How can you not believe your own father?

*GASP*

Manny! What...what are YOU doing here?!

Defending my honor apparently.

Wooh, wait a second. I told you nothing happened between us. How can you not believe your own father?

Not after you sold all those nuclear secrets to the Soviets.

Never.. again...

Hey now, you know your mom had expensive tastes, so I was forced to sell fake secrets to your handlers. I didn't realize they would take it out on you.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Grapefruit.

I'll get the whips, you bring the chains. Hurry. I need it. now.

Are those the panties we got at the "specialty" store? Do we have batteries? Should we close the window?

You read my mind. <3

And stuff some towels under the door. The kids shouldn't hear this.

 

[Bobbity]

I don't have a following, but there are a couple of people I'll track down so as to read their posts, because they're usually insightful or amusing.

 

[manaman]

Grapefruit.

I'll get the whips, you bring the chains. Hurry. I need it. now.

Are those the panties we got at the "specialty" store? Do we have batteries? Should we close the window?

You read my mind. <3

And stuff some towels under the door. The kids shouldn't hear this.

The adults shouldn't hear this either. Me without my brain bleach.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Hey now, you know your mom had expensive tastes, so I was forced to sell fake secrets to your handlers. I didn't realize they would take it out on you.

You babbling old fool!

Explain how this was my only toy growing up!

 

[binvjoh]

I very much doubt it.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

Grapefruit.

I'll get the whips, you bring the chains. Hurry. I need it. now.

Are those the panties we got at the "specialty" store? Do we have batteries? Should we close the window?

You read my mind. <3

And stuff some towels under the door. The kids shouldn't hear this.

The adults shouldn't hear this either. Me without my brain bleach.

me too. dad, shall we retire to play a nice game of chess?

 

[manaman]

Hey now, you know your mom had expensive tastes, so I was forced to sell fake secrets to your handlers. I didn't realize they would take it out on you.

You babbling old fool!

Explain how this was my only toy growing up!

You would have to ask your mother. You know how little I was involved in your life as child. Remember son it wasn't you I was avoiding it washow creepy and disgusting children are.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Grapefruit.

I'll get the whips, you bring the chains. Hurry. I need it. now.

Are those the panties we got at the "specialty" store? Do we have batteries? Should we close the window?

You read my mind. <3

And stuff some towels under the door. The kids shouldn't hear this.

The adults shouldn't hear this either. Me without my brain bleach.

Then move into the home we've been begging you to for years!

I hear that your old friends the Rosenbergs have been living there quite comfortably for years!

 

[Pimppeter2]

You would have to ask your mother. You know how little I was involved in your life as child. Remember son it wasn't you I was avoiding it washow creepy and disgusting children are.

Ohh I remember. Always away on your "business trips"

And you think we'd never notice when you came home smelling like oppression!

 

[manaman]

Grapefruit.

I'll get the whips, you bring the chains. Hurry. I need it. now.

Are those the panties we got at the "specialty" store? Do we have batteries? Should we close the window?

You read my mind. <3

And stuff some towels under the door. The kids shouldn't hear this.

The adults shouldn't hear this either. Me without my brain bleach.

me too. dad, shall we retire to play a nice game of chess?

There is my favorite! I think I would like this game more if you let me win from time to time.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

Grapefruit.

I'll get the whips, you bring the chains. Hurry. I need it. now.

Are those the panties we got at the "specialty" store? Do we have batteries? Should we close the window?

You read my mind. <3

And stuff some towels under the door. The kids shouldn't hear this.

The adults shouldn't hear this either. Me without my brain bleach.

me too. dad, shall we retire to play a nice game of chess?

There is my favorite! I think I would like this game more if you let me win from time to time.

the problem with that is, we both know i'm better at chess than you are. so if i let you win, you would know i was doing it.

 

[manaman]

You would have to ask your mother. You know how little I was involved in your life as child. Remember son it wasn't you I was avoiding it washow creepy and disgusting children are.

Ohh I remember. Always away on your "business trips"

And you think we'd never notice when you came home smelling like oppression!

Ah, the good old days.

And no home could contain me. Especially since I am still on the run from that little misunderstanding the last time I was in one.

 

[manaman]

Grapefruit.

I'll get the whips, you bring the chains. Hurry. I need it. now.

Are those the panties we got at the "specialty" store? Do we have batteries? Should we close the window?

You read my mind. <3

And stuff some towels under the door. The kids shouldn't hear this.

The adults shouldn't hear this either. Me without my brain bleach.

me too. dad, shall we retire to play a nice game of chess?

There is my favorite! I think I would like this game more if you let me win from time to time.

the problem with that is, we both know i'm better at chess than you are. so if i let you win, you would know i was doing it.

It's okay, I won't tell if you won't tell.

 

[Pimppeter2]

You would have to ask your mother. You know how little I was involved in your life as child. Remember son it wasn't you I was avoiding it washow creepy and disgusting children are.

Ohh I remember. Always away on your "business trips"

And you think we'd never notice when you came home smelling like oppression!

Ah, the good old days.

And no home could contain me. Especially since I am still on the run from that little misunderstanding the last time I was in one.

To be honest, I think bringing in your new girlfriend to meet your wife was in bad taste, Dad.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Are you kidding? I'm the most popular User here.

Anyway, my name may or may not be known among the Disgaea fans.

 

[manaman]

You would have to ask your mother. You know how little I was involved in your life as child. Remember son it wasn't you I was avoiding it washow creepy and disgusting children are.

Ohh I remember. Always away on your "business trips"

And you think we'd never notice when you came home smelling like oppression!

Ah, the good old days.

And no home could contain me. Especially since I am still on the run from that little misunderstanding the last time I was in one.

To be honest, I think bringing in your new girlfriend to meet your wife was in bad taste, Dad.

Well she was on her death bed afterall, and I just wanted to show her she didn't need to worry about me moving on. How was I to know she would get all upset and start screaming at me about the sanctity of marriage. What, you don't still blame me for her death do you? I tried to calm her down, she just wouldn't have it. I thought we went over this all when you finally turned away from communism.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

Grapefruit.

I'll get the whips, you bring the chains. Hurry. I need it. now.

Are those the panties we got at the "specialty" store? Do we have batteries? Should we close the window?

You read my mind. <3

And stuff some towels under the door. The kids shouldn't hear this.

The adults shouldn't hear this either. Me without my brain bleach.

me too. dad, shall we retire to play a nice game of chess?

There is my favorite! I think I would like this game more if you let me win from time to time.

the problem with that is, we both know i'm better at chess than you are. so if i let you win, you would know i was doing it.

It's okay, I won't tell if you won't tell.

well, then. it seems i am ill-prepared for you moving bishop to queen's rook 7. oh, no!