Do you have followers on the escapist?

[Katherine Kerensky]

I have no followers.
I'm not popular, like Aylaine and zombiesinc are.
Hell, I'm not even well known.

 

[manaman]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Even if it is true that communism is the root of all evil, that doesn't mean all evil is communism, nor make communism itself evil. Greed for money causes men to do evil, bit that doesn't make money evil. Communism however is evil, evil to its very core. But the point still stands.

I'm impenetrable to your commi logic, you old fool.

You get your ability to completely ignore logic from your mother.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

true. do any of our victims ever really know what hit them? half the time, i don't even know what hit them. our guys are great improvisers of deadly weapons.

They were trained by the best. Now if only your brother could get his act together, the family would be unstoppable.

cut peter some slack. he's young. he will learn.

I know what you mean. Just the other night I figured it would be good idea to get to know the people he cares about. So I cooked a wonderful dinner and invited his girlfriend over. Pete of course over reacted when he comes downstairs. He just wouldn't listen. Something about how I have excuses for everything. I mean its not like I was planning to sleep with her, wevjust had a water ballot fight and her clothes were still in the dryer when he came downstairs. So typical of him to overreact like that.

no, dad, that wasn't our life, that was an episode of scrubs. peter's girlfriend only respects you as an authority figure-she actually loves him.

Darn, I was so sure that actually happened. I need to stop mixing up my pills.

if you would just use the pill divider i got you, it would be easier. everything i do is for a reason, you know.

 

[Yureina]

Of all stripes. Close friends, curious people who send me messages, and, unfortunately, a few fans/stalkers. It's okay though. Most of the time everything is happy and fine! ^_^

 

[Pimppeter2]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Even if it is true that communism is the root of all evil, that doesn't mean all evil is communism, nor make communism itself evil. Greed for money causes men to do evil, bit that doesn't make money evil. Communism however is evil, evil to its very core. But the point still stands.

I'm impenetrable to your commi logic, you old fool.

You get your ability to completely ignore logic from your mother.

No, I get it from your years of brain washing attempts.

You were always ashamed I didn't hate America.

 

[manaman]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Even if it is true that communism is the root of all evil, that doesn't mean all evil is communism, nor make communism itself evil. Greed for money causes men to do evil, bit that doesn't make money evil. Communism however is evil, evil to its very core. But the point still stands.

I'm impenetrable to your commi logic, you old fool.

You get your ability to completely ignore logic from your mother.

No, I get it from your years of brain washing attempts.

You were always ashamed I didn't hate America.

Nobody loves America as much as I do. War hero over here remember? Why don't you go off and fight in two wars.

 

[Pimppeter2]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Even if it is true that communism is the root of all evil, that doesn't mean all evil is communism, nor make communism itself evil. Greed for money causes men to do evil, bit that doesn't make money evil. Communism however is evil, evil to its very core. But the point still stands.

I'm impenetrable to your commi logic, you old fool.

You get your ability to completely ignore logic from your mother.

No, I get it from your years of brain washing attempts.

You were always ashamed I didn't hate America.

Nobody loves America as much as I do. War hero over here remember? Why don't you go off and fight in two wars.

Because the army is the government's tool of oppression, and always has been since its creation.

 

[manaman]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Even if it is true that communism is the root of all evil, that doesn't mean all evil is communism, nor make communism itself evil. Greed for money causes men to do evil, bit that doesn't make money evil. Communism however is evil, evil to its very core. But the point still stands.

I'm impenetrable to your commi logic, you old fool.

You get your ability to completely ignore logic from your mother.

No, I get it from your years of brain washing attempts.

You were always ashamed I didn't hate America.

Nobody loves America as much as I do. War hero over here remember? Why don't you go off and fight in two wars.

Because the army is the government's tool of oppression, and always has been since its creation.

Not the US army. Still I shouldn't have to tell you again I wasn't in the Army. I was in the Air Force.

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

true. do any of our victims ever really know what hit them? half the time, i don't even know what hit them. our guys are great improvisers of deadly weapons.

They were trained by the best. Now if only your brother could get his act together, the family would be unstoppable.

cut peter some slack. he's young. he will learn.

I know what you mean. Just the other night I figured it would be good idea to get to know the people he cares about. So I cooked a wonderful dinner and invited his girlfriend over. Pete of course over reacted when he comes downstairs. He just wouldn't listen. Something about how I have excuses for everything. I mean its not like I was planning to sleep with her, wevjust had a water ballot fight and her clothes were still in the dryer when he came downstairs. So typical of him to overreact like that.

no, dad, that wasn't our life, that was an episode of scrubs. peter's girlfriend only respects you as an authority figure-she actually loves him.

Darn, I was so sure that actually happened. I need to stop mixing up my pills.

if you would just use the pill divider i got you, it would be easier. everything i do is for a reason, you know.

I guess I will have to finally accept getting older. getting older sucks.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

true. do any of our victims ever really know what hit them? half the time, i don't even know what hit them. our guys are great improvisers of deadly weapons.

They were trained by the best. Now if only your brother could get his act together, the family would be unstoppable.

cut peter some slack. he's young. he will learn.

I know what you mean. Just the other night I figured it would be good idea to get to know the people he cares about. So I cooked a wonderful dinner and invited his girlfriend over. Pete of course over reacted when he comes downstairs. He just wouldn't listen. Something about how I have excuses for everything. I mean its not like I was planning to sleep with her, wevjust had a water ballot fight and her clothes were still in the dryer when he came downstairs. So typical of him to overreact like that.

no, dad, that wasn't our life, that was an episode of scrubs. peter's girlfriend only respects you as an authority figure-she actually loves him.

Darn, I was so sure that actually happened. I need to stop mixing up my pills.

if you would just use the pill divider i got you, it would be easier. everything i do is for a reason, you know.

I guess I will have to finally accept getting older. getting older sucks.

trust me, i know. i'm having a minor crisis because in six months, i will be twenty-one. >.< i'll have to start making excuses for my avoidance of alcohol.

 

[MasterChief892039]

I had one guy tell me he recognized me and liked my avatar in a thread about "famous" Escapist users, which I thought was pretty sweet on his part ("sweet" as in kind-sweet, not slang/awesome-sweet). Apart from that I'm pretty sure I slip under the radar, though I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing. I often end up commenting on sex/gender issues on these forums because it's something that pertains to me personally, but I'm not really keen to get a reputation for that alone seeing as feminism and whatnot is actually a fairly small part of my life.

 

[Pimppeter2]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Even if it is true that communism is the root of all evil, that doesn't mean all evil is communism, nor make communism itself evil. Greed for money causes men to do evil, bit that doesn't make money evil. Communism however is evil, evil to its very core. But the point still stands.

I'm impenetrable to your commi logic, you old fool.

You get your ability to completely ignore logic from your mother.

No, I get it from your years of brain washing attempts.

You were always ashamed I didn't hate America.

Nobody loves America as much as I do. War hero over here remember? Why don't you go off and fight in two wars.

Because the army is the government's tool of oppression, and always has been since its creation.

Not the US army. Still I shouldn't have to tell you again I wasn't in the Army. I was in the Air Force.

Selling our nuclear secrets to the Soviets. I remember well.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Mmm, I don't think so. Followers may be a..odd word to phrase it though. ^^

Would stalkers be a better word? I mentioned earlier in the thread I am an equal opportunity stalker, just give the word.

You would have to ask your mother. You know how little I was involved in your life as child. Remember son it wasn't you I was avoiding it washow creepy and disgusting children are.

Ohh I remember. Always away on your "business trips"

And you think we'd never notice when you came home smelling like oppression!

Ah, the good old days.

And no home could contain me. Especially since I am still on the run from that little misunderstanding the last time I was in one.

To be honest, I think bringing in your new girlfriend to meet your wife was in bad taste, Dad.

Well she was on her death bed afterall, and I just wanted to show her she didn't need to worry about me moving on. How was I to know she would get all upset and start screaming at me about the sanctity of marriage. What, you don't still blame me for her death do you? I tried to calm her down, she just wouldn't have it. I thought we went over this all when you finally turned away from communism.

To be fair you you, she really shouldn't have tried to hit you with her oxygen tank. At least, not without thinking of the future repercussions of not being able to breath. Ohh well.

Also, get back on your pills. The alzheimer's kicking in again on that last part.

Alzheimers? No, not here. My mind is like a steel trap... What where we talking about again?

Oh yeah, memory, which is great.

Ehh, not sure. I don't think I have anyone like that either, though if they are silent stalking me, how would I know?

...
<.<
...
>.>
...
[sub]I'll be your stalker...[/sub]

 

[Vrex360]

Fellow Halo fans, Sangheili enthusiasts and fans of Ashley Williams from Mass Effect seem to regard me with respect a lot of the time.
But that's about it.

 

[yoyo13rom]

Recently it accrued to me that some of the escapist members...actually know my username. I mean, when I make a thread, someone may comment saying "Yeah, I love your threads" or something like that.

So, do you have any followers too?

Let's take it one step at a time.
First of all I don't "follow" I only lurk, stalk, and hunt. Mostly lurk and stalk like (not anymore)overweight fanboy. _>
Second I was followed by this French dude that quoted me in half his posts, but after 16 posts he then got banned/left.
Third of all "The List" but before that, if memory serves me right(usually it doesn't) you, zombiejoe, were really sad a long time ago because you considered your threads to be boring. Now it seems to me that you've done a rather nice job with this one, so congratulations!(also you once had a zombie like cube creature for an avatar a long time ago; either that or I'm mistaken you with a zombie_joe or an other average joe zombie).

Now the list:
1. I first followed MaxTheReapper, the was the reason I first came to these forums, unfortunately now I realize that although pretty smart and different from other people(he did have that strong personality), he wasn't too polite... so he got banned.
2. Then I stalked followed Cpt_Oblivious because I really loved his avatar and I thought that he always stated the obvious, and in my mind I always called him Cpt_Obvious...
3.Then the almighty Furburt for a really long time(december last year)when his post lost all kind of interest to me.
4. In the mean time I somewhat got interested in Hubilub but the community grew and I found his post less ofthen.
5. Fat Man Spoon was interesting for a while because he has 2 accounts and I liked to compare the difference in his posts his avatar looked familiar.
6. Pimppeter2 had really cool avatars but then he disappeared/got banned/went on vacation. Now I see he's back.
7. Irridium was really easy to spot because he had one of the coolest avatars ever(too bad he changed it).
8. For no particular reason I always look for The_root_of_all_evil, and SimuLord's posts.
9. I had a nice conversation with Julianking93 and he impressed me so I'm on a look out for him as well.
10. I have somewhat of a virtual crush on Greyfox105 and Aylaine(also I keep thinking I should ask Aylaine for advice regarding some problems but unfortunately I already know what she'll say and that doesn't quite help...).

I have no followers.
I'm not popular, like Aylaine and zombiesinc are.
Hell, I'm not even well known.

You are very popular
You're the onlt person here I know that writes short sentences, each on a separated line, and only 3-5 sentences in a post.
Also I will always be a little angry with you, Greyfox105, because of our differences regarding the term asexual.(I know what the English dictionary says but my native language dictionary says otherwise; sorry I just can't use asexual instead of abstinent )

11. IMO Onyx Oblivion is the new uncrowned kind of these forums(why does he keep changing avatars lately? it's hard to keep track of him).
12. And now for the heroes of these site(I mean my heroes): Jack and Calumon. These guys are like what I always wanted to be on this site. They're happy, funny, smart, friendly, and they're popular. Also I always wondered what would happen if an Evil Jack and an Evil Calumon would come here form a parallel dimension...
How would they cope with their mirror opposites? That will be something left just for my personal fanfiction.

To conclude... I don't do much on this site, except observe and be creepy, sick and weird.

P.S: I should have put on the list Nickolai77 and Kortney, for following them because of social curiosity and interesting discussions, but 12 entries is enough.

 

[Legion]

Considering how infrequently I visit here nowadays, if I did they'd have to be really dedicated.

Fellow Halo fans, Sangheili enthusiasts and fans of Ashley Williams from Mass Effect seem to regard me with respect a lot of the time.
But that's about it.

Also people who like those who point out and are examples of how fanboy =/= drooling moron.

I have no followers.
I'm not popular, like Aylaine and zombiesinc are.
Hell, I'm not even well known.

Are you not? I always thought you were. Although I knew you mostly from the IRC.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Possibly, maybe. I have my System of a down fans I suppose. If you are one please tell me...

[sub]I expect no replies to this...[/sub]

 

[Dark Knifer]

I don't know. I don't think my username carries any weight here. I always try for quality anyway so I don't usually think about it. Of course my friends will check out my threads but that's only to be expected.

It's hard not to notice your avatar around the place. So I end up reading your posts whenever I see them. Thought you might want to know that.

 

[ilspooner]

For the last time son. The communists brainwashed you. You where never from Russia and you have this whole sad affair mixed up in your broken mind. Your poor mother just couldn't take the stress.

Ahem

The future oppressed masses won't know what hit them.

Get your story straight, communist.

I can oppress people without forcing then to live under the yoke of communism.

All oppression is communism. Serve your foul Marxian masters!

It look like the programming was a little too effective. It seems you are now associating everything evil with communism. There is evil aside from communism as well son. It would be best if you remember that.

Communism is the root of all evil. Of course, a communist would think otherwise.

BEDTIME STORY! BEDTIME STORY! Or I'm gonna stay awake all night! And scream! And eat all the biscuits!

How about the story of the little girl who disappeared because she ate all of daddy's gooddamn biscuits.

Daddy already told me that story! Don't you know anything! TELL ME A NEW STORY RIGHT NOW

How about the story of the little girl who didn't know her step dad could be abusive sometimes?

Ooooh whats that one? :O TELL ME NOW OR I WILL TELL DADDY WHAT YOU DID WITH MUMMY!

Once upon a time. There was a sweet little princess. But she wouldn't shut the fuck up, so we made her sleep in the doghouse. Goodnight.

Its alright, we sent him tapes.

THATS A LAME STORY AND I HATE IT AND YOUR LAME AND MY TEACHER SAYS NEVER TO SWEAR YOU ARE VERY NAUGHTY

That's it. I'm getting the belt.

Not the belt! Please, the deep scars haven't healed yet! And I've been getting straight A's just like you said! I'm a good girl! D:

That's what your mom said. I just told you to stay away from my goddamn biscuits.

Uh oh, don't look in the cupboard then...

ISSSAAAABEELLLLLEEE!

*chases*

Why I oughta!

Oh no! Must... make...it...to...police...station...in time!

Its a good thing that I talked your mother out of your own personal key to the house.

Thats what you think! I always have ten spare hidden in on my person! YOU WILL NEVER KEEP ME OUT OF YOUR TASTY BISCUITS! THE ICE-CREAM IS PRETT... I mean, the mice in the ice-cream have been pretty bad recently...

Clean up this mess!

And get back to the dog house!

BUT I DON'T WANNA YOU CAN'T MAKE ME AND I WILL ALWAYS EAT YOUR BISCUITS YOU CAN'T STOP ME AND YES CAPS LOCK HELPS MY POINT A LOT