Do you know where your girlfriend is right now?

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NuclearPenguin

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So I was surfing the inter-webs before school and I saw an ad that said "Do you know where your girlfriend is right now?" I clicked it out of curiousity (I dont even have a girlfriend so..) and it was offering to implant a tracker in her mouth next dentist visit so that you could track her..

Anyway, I think this is just wrong.. And weird.
Whats your opinion?



EDIT: It was a hidden tracker, she wouldnt know about it >.< Even more wrong and weird.
 

delet

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wait, surfing the internet or surfing on the water? That makes a big difference.

If it's on the internet, then I must assume it's fake. If it's real, then that's truly idiotic, yes.
 

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Aby_Z said:
wait, surfing the internet or surfing on the water? That makes a big difference.

If it's on the internet, then I must assume it's fake. If it's real, then that's truly idiotic, yes.
Internet >.<
 

Ftaghn To You Too

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Big... Abusive Boyfriend is watching you?

That is in fact creepy. Just... creepy. Can you imagine asking a girlfriend? "Hey, can I have one of those things they use to find missing dogs drilled into your tooth?"
 

Katherine Kerensky

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That's more than wrong.
did it only say it does it for people's girlfriends?
what about girls who want to track their boyfriends?
either way, it's wrong, and seems slightly sexist.
 

Chicago Ted

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I need these.

Not for a girlfriend though, but for regular friends. God it would be amazingly fun to keep track of them like that and be able to mess with them.

Edit: Also, Patrick, if you're reading this, I've already had it done to you. In fact, turn around right now, go upstairs, and make me a sandwich. Why haven't you done it yet? Go. NOW!
 

NuclearPenguin

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Ftaghn_To_You_Too said:
Big... Abusive Boyfriend is watching you?

That is in fact creepy. Just... creepy. Can you imagine asking a girlfriend? "Hey, can I have one of those things they use to find missing dogs drilled into your tooth?"
Was a hidden tracker, didnt read the entire page before posting.
 

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Chicago Ted said:
I need these.

Not for a girlfriend though, but for regular friends. God it would be amazingly fun to keep track of them like that and be able to mess with them.
Plus it would make it a lot easier when they call at 3a.m. drunk as hell and lost in a cemetery.
 

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Mordaci said:
Ftaghn_To_You_Too said:
Big... Abusive Boyfriend is watching you?

That is in fact creepy. Just... creepy. Can you imagine asking a girlfriend? "Hey, can I have one of those things they use to find missing dogs drilled into your tooth?"
Was a hidden tracker, didnt read the entire page before posting.
I take it back. That's not creepy, that's illegal. That CAN'T be real. They would be sued out of existence.
 

FalloutJack

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Funny, but I DO know where my girlfriend is right now.

And really...they should offer trackers to be installed in my enemies. Because they're loathsome fuckers who should die!
 

PuppetMaster

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there's a similar chip that can be injected under the skin. painless and unnoticable, all you need is a syringe and some anesthetic (alcohol, chloroform, sound sleeping ect)
not that I would ever use it
 

crudus

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Problem is people are that paranoid. Pretty sure that is illegal too.

TriGGeR_HaPPy said:
Huh?
That's... mildly creepy...
and that is a mild understatement
 

DoomyMcDoom

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funny thing is... even though that's illegal, and creepy... it would also be extremely... awkward and inefficient... seriously you wouldn't be able to hide the body after a nasty argument gone wrong... cuz if it allows you to track her... it would certainly be useable by someone else...


but being serious, yeah that creeps me out.