Do you know where your girlfriend is right now?

[Aur0ra145]

North Texas, I don't monitor her that much.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

there's a similar chip that can be injected under the skin. painless and unnoticable, all you need is a syringe and some anesthetic (alcohol, chloroform, sound sleeping ect)
not that I would ever use it

Let me fix that for you

not that I would ever use it <.<

 

[Kodlak]

That is just creepy and most likely fake! Just a scam preying upon mens insecurities.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Schroedinger's girlfriend?

It could be theorized that I am both having sex, and being scolded for not doing the dishes. Until the door to the room is opened, I exist in both states.

Why would *you* be scolded for not doing the dishes?.

I keed!. I keed!

Quantum mechanics though, under the Copenhagen interpretation, would question that uncertainty principle on the grounds that you would either have to:

a) have sex and clean the dishes in the kitchen

b) have sex and clean the dishes in the bedroom

Unless, of course you were using the 'ensemble interpretation' which would imply that you were having sex and being scolded at the same time as part of a prolonged ensemble of similar events occurring at the same time . Meaning you were having sex with multiple copies of the same girl at once.

Not too shabby!.

 

[RanD00M]

Huh?
That's... extremely creepy...

That sound about right.

 

[WolfThomas]

Wow that's invasive, I was just thinking that using google latitude on an iphone would be easier.

 

[Matty819]

My girlfriend is in a different reality, one where I'm not a misanthropic loner who hates everything and everyone.

I don't like that reality.

Hey im in that reality too!

We should go for beers sometime

 

[the fake]

No but yours is right here in my bed

 

[EeveeElectro]

I thought women were more paranoid.

The Internet is an interesting thing.

 

[spinFX]

At a sex shop picking up lube. You think I'm joking? Have fun with that.

 

[jj6138]

weird creepy and a i think there might be some ethical issues..... why would i need to know where she is??

 

[HerrBobo]

Thats fucked up!

If your in a good loving relationship then trust is a big part of that.

Look at me; my g/f is c.450 miles away, on a diffrent island. I have not seen here, face to face in 22 days and I'll not see her for another 23 at the earliest.

So, where is she right now? Could not tell ya! Though I assume she is in college.

 

[Bernzz]

She's talking to me on MSN, why the fuck do you want to kno-
Oh.

OT: Fuck the whatting fuck fuck? Seriously, what the hell? Surely that's illegal. Surely.

 

[electric discordian]

I don't know and more importantly neither does my wife!

Yeah lets bring Big brother to our loved ones My mate did that once his Mrs is now dating him!

 

[Ocelot GT]

I'm pretty sure it'd be illegal.

Plus if the gf finds out... you'd be sued and the relationship would end.

I would kick someone in the nuts really really really hard if they put a tracker in my mouth.

 

[Footinbox]

That's just dumb and paranoid.

 

[historybuff]

Whaaat? Oh man, I would be one pissed off lady if I found out about that. A guy would have to be Edward Cullen creepy to do something like that.