Do you know where your girlfriend is right now?

[Yorkshire_matt]

erm thats wrong, and my lass works as a dental nurse anyway.

the onl implant of that type i can ever see catching on is the wireless microphone

 

[geldonyetich]

True story - one time when I was working a temp gig, one of the full time employees heard I was good with computers and asked me if there was a way I could hook her up with a GPS tracker for her car so she could find out where her husband is when she's at work.

I did a bit of research [http://www.divorcenet.com/states/new_jersey/spying_on_your_spouse] on that and found out that there's actually quite a few online Internet firms that offer to sell such a device, however, they usually caution in their disclaimers that if you get caught using that device and face criminal charges for invading their privacy that they are not to be held accountable.

So, these guys offering to implant a tracker in people's teeth? Basically offering to help you perform a borderline illegal activity. A lot of them might even be a scam - if they take your money and bail, who are you going to tell? The cops? You'd basically be turning yourself in.

And the answer to the question is always, "Don't worry, I'm just keeping your girlfriend warmed up for you."

 

[Valiance]

She's probably home.
She didn't answer my last text, but I don't really need to know.

Shit like that used to really bother me, but now I don't really care; I trust her.

Anyway, that tooth implant shit is just fucked up, wow people are insecure.

 

[Tinneh]

Funny, but I DO know where my girlfriend is right now.

And really...they should offer trackers to be installed in my enemies. Because they're loathsome fuckers who should die!

Agreed, man. I would implant them in ALL of my enemies. Aha! Ha-ha! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!
Erm...
Terribly sorry, and to answer the question, my girlfriend is asleep.

 

[Sewblon]

I don't have a girlfriend, but I could use this on the person I have been stalking for the last five years. Sorry I can't name names right now.

 

[Kirosilence]

My girlfriend is on the couch two feet away playing Scribblenaughts on my DS..

SHE MUST BE HAVING AN AFFAIR! QUICK! GET THE DENTIST IN HERE!

 

[Pumpkin_Eater]

My girlfriend is in a different reality, one where I'm not a misanthropic loner who hates everything and everyone.

I don't like that reality.

Schroedinger's girlfriend?

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

of course I know where she is! Shes...*holds back tears* just... far away, in a wide open field where girlfriends play all day long and get all the table scraps they want *sniff* I'm still trying to find that field, if I where the only human with a penis for miles on end they'd be all over me. Maybe i SHOULD have chipped the *****.

 

[NotAPie]

Well shes on the phone with me.
She's cheating on me!!!
I HASTA CHIP'ER

 

[DemonicVixen]

No... I don't know where my girlfriend is..

*Random slap from my left* x.X

Oh there she is...

OT: Trackers in your girlfriends mouth? Such a deep level of mistrust and disloyalty... I LOVE IT!

How about "Do you know where your boyfriend is?" coz right now i really don't know. The last time i saw my boyfriend was yesterday when he was being nice. Now there is a wierd alien sitting next to me posing as him and he thinks he is funny (yeah like really hilarious...NOT!).

So, in answer to my own question, he has a one way ticket to Mars.

 

[AlphaOmega]

In my mind, except the her agreeing to be my gf bit.

 

[Doom-Slayer]

Well thats creepy an wierd.....my girlfriend is currently playing Asharons Call 2 and making guns for SL....an interesting woman she is

Most likely...if she COULD..she would get one of those trackers on -ME- ...gotta love paranoia

 

[Pegghead]

That's gotta be fake, it does violate like, several amendments.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

So I was surfing the inter-webs before school and I saw an ad that said "Do you know where your girlfriend is right now?" I clicked it out of curiousity (I dont even have a girlfriend so..) and it was offering to implant a tracker in her mouth next dentist visit so that you could track her..

Anyway, I think this is just wrong.. And weird.
Whats your opinion?

EDIT: It was a hidden tracker, she wouldnt know about it >.< Even more wrong and weird.

This wasn't like news from the Onion was it?. If it wasn't, then wow. The internet is a scary, scary place (which I have known for a long time, but somehow always manages to surprise me)

At any rate without the source for this, I call shenanigans!

And for the record, my girlfriend is in my apartment right now trying to convert my long broken Xbox (original) into a space heater. I do love her muchly...

 

[AndyVale]

So I could pay someone to tell me that my girlfriend is sitting in here office all day. I know this to be true for money comes in every month and she doesn't wear the right shoes for a hooker (but I wish she did.)

Pass.