Everything was better when 2D was the only way to go, talking characters involved dragging your eyeballs across text boxes, and the term "first person shooter" didn't exist, what can I say?
Okay, that may be pushing the point a bit, hell, it may be the wrong point altogether, but it seems as though games made the grade or failed on their own merits back when they were simpler. I grow weary of what few semi-modern games I have. Oblivion has none of the fundamentally game altering elements (even as early as choosing the sex of your character can have repercussions later) Morrowind had. Okay, Shivering Isles kind of re-implements that. In Morrowind it takes too damn long to get anywhere, and you'll likely get lost attempting to do so (although Oblivion makes things a bit too easy sometimes). Tomb Raider Anniversary, well, Yahtzee's review says it all except for the completely non-intuitive boss battles. Tomb Raider Legend: all the flaws of Anniversary PLUS linearity! Grand Theft Auto (3, VC, and San An), while fun, look horribly outdated even when brand new. Portal, while a few miracles away from godhood, has challenges which are, without a doubt, impossible. Getting through test chamber 14 in 10 steps or less cannot be done (and if any of you have, be aware of my sheer, unadulterated hatred for you).
Having seemed to have sadly covered my semi-modern library, except for utterly obscure titles (Chrysler West Coast Rally, anyone?), let me also say I can dust off my old Genesis and slam my way through Sonic 3 and Sonic and Knuckles ANYTIME! Sure, it only does one thing, but it does it very well. I think it's a bit much to ask new games to be perfect at everything they do, since they all so much now, hence all the complaints, but if they ever do (or, like Portal, come painfully close), I guarantee it will garner instant classic status with replay value for years to come. But since such lightning can't strike every single time, I foresee continued bitching in the Escapist forums until some time in the future when the internet becomes irrelevant.
[EDIT] Since I took forever typing that, it seems TheNecroswanson made most of my points in eerily similar fashion. I'm feel sorry for him, and anyone else who does things my way.