Do you think Yahtzee will ever review Disgaea 4?

[MegaManOfNumbers]

don't test fate buddy, I hear he's in cahoots with Yahtzee, and has AMAZING lawyers!

 

[Kopikatsu]

I doubt it, but maybe if you give him a free copy he might, after all that way you'll make sure that he has a copy

Doesn't The Escapist pay for any games that Yahtzee buys (To review)?

If so, he technically gets his games for free anyway. Maybe if you mailed it to him...

 

[Truth Cake]

I fervently hope he doesn't- since he'll probably hate it for being JRPG (if you go into something thinking you're gonna hate it, you're most likely gonna end up hating it)...

I don't wanna choose between Disgaea and ZP if they don't agree T_T

On the other hand, if he DOES review it and thinks it's good... dream come true!
Small dream... that doesn't really affect me one way or another... but a dream nonetheless.

 

[Akalistos]

Despite it being everything he says he hates in a JRPG(at least he says so)?

I mean I would like to see how he would handle it.

Let me respond in Yahtzee's typical manner. Fanboy's be warned!

Spoiler: My reply, Yahtzee's style

Why the hell would he subject himself to an horror like that? Not only does he think that the pussy category of RTS is boring as all hell (pun intended) but making devil and evil into cutesy character in itself would is dumb only for the fact that it detract tho the theme. That or it would be his worst nightmare. Being an standard RTS, the enemies are the RTS (Real thick and slow) meaning that you can take a nap between actions. And, seriously, there's nothing new to the table at this point in time in the serie, so you might as well buy the same one over and over again.

Beside, who the hell are you to make demand to a critic like that. I'm pretty sure your name isn't written on the envelop that contain his freaking salary. How about sending him a copy, a few hundred bucks and picture of you so he know who to murder.

Something like that.

 

[Kae]

I doubt it, but maybe if you give him a free copy he might, after all that way you'll make sure that he has a copy

Doesn't The Escapist pay for any games that Yahtzee buys (To review)?

If so, he technically gets his games for free anyway. Maybe if you mailed it to him...

Hey I was just saying that if you want him to review the game too much you might want to do that, it was just a suggestion, as for me mailing it to him, no, I mean I haven't even played one game of the series so why should I care about him reviewing it, although I do have a slight interest on Disgaea it's not enough to make me buy a PS2 just to play it.

 

[Kae]

Despite it being everything he says he hates in a JRPG(at least he says so)?

I mean I would like to see how he would handle it.

Let me respond in Yahtzee's typical manner. Fanboy's be warned!

Spoiler: My reply, Yahtzee's style

Why the hell would he subject himself to an horror like that? Not only does he think that the pussy category of RTS is boring as all hell (pun intended) but making devil and evil into cutesy character in itself would is dumb only for the fact that it detract tho the theme. That or it would be his worst nightmare. Being an standard RTS, the enemies are the RTS (Real thick and slow) meaning that you can take a nap between actions. And, seriously, there's nothing new to the table at this point in time in the serie, so you might as well buy the same one over and over again.

Beside, who the hell are you to make demand to a critic like that. I'm pretty sure your name isn't written on the envelop that contain his freaking salary. How about sending him a copy, a few hundred bucks and picture of you so he know who to murder.

Something like that.

Wait it's an RTS?! I thought it was an RPG, YES, that means it will be better than I expected since, what I expected was a generic JRPG with a funny story.

 

[GrimHeaper]

But it's disgaea. It's not a bad game...
I do not understand?

Certain people find anything slightly outlandish offensive or not to their taste.
Yahtzee isn't one of those people, truth is he likes it if done right unlike others that may hate it no matter what.
Though that is just based on his reviews.
He would most likely have his hands to full with such a game.
You can have 200+hours and still not fully beat these games truly.
I think he could get half way through(the main story) it at best if he reviewed it.

 

[Akalistos]

Despite it being everything he says he hates in a JRPG(at least he says so)?

I mean I would like to see how he would handle it.

Let me respond in Yahtzee's typical manner. Fanboy's be warned!

Spoiler: My reply, Yahtzee's style

Why the hell would he subject himself to an horror like that? Not only does he think that the pussy category of RTS is boring as all hell (pun intended) but making devil and evil into cutesy character in itself would is dumb only for the fact that it detract tho the theme. That or it would be his worst nightmare. Being an standard RTS, the enemies are the RTS (Real thick and slow) meaning that you can take a nap between actions. And, seriously, there's nothing new to the table at this point in time in the serie, so you might as well buy the same one over and over again.

Beside, who the hell are you to make demand to a critic like that. I'm pretty sure your name isn't written on the envelop that contain his freaking salary. How about sending him a copy, a few hundred bucks and picture of you so he know who to murder.

Something like that.

Wait it's an RTS?! I thought it was an RPG, YES, that means it will be better than I expected since, what I expected was a generic JRPG with a funny story.

It's a cop-out of Final Fantasy Tactic with chibi looking demons. It's an RTS, tho a japanese one.

 

[Kae]

Despite it being everything he says he hates in a JRPG(at least he says so)?

I mean I would like to see how he would handle it.

Let me respond in Yahtzee's typical manner. Fanboy's be warned!

Spoiler: My reply, Yahtzee's style

Why the hell would he subject himself to an horror like that? Not only does he think that the pussy category of RTS is boring as all hell (pun intended) but making devil and evil into cutesy character in itself would is dumb only for the fact that it detract tho the theme. That or it would be his worst nightmare. Being an standard RTS, the enemies are the RTS (Real thick and slow) meaning that you can take a nap between actions. And, seriously, there's nothing new to the table at this point in time in the serie, so you might as well buy the same one over and over again.

Beside, who the hell are you to make demand to a critic like that. I'm pretty sure your name isn't written on the envelop that contain his freaking salary. How about sending him a copy, a few hundred bucks and picture of you so he know who to murder.

Something like that.

Wait it's an RTS?! I thought it was an RPG, YES, that means it will be better than I expected since, what I expected was a generic JRPG with a funny story.

It's a cop-out of Final Fantasy Tactic with chibi looking demons. It's an RTS, tho a japanese one.

So you're telling me that it's a Tactics Ogre/Final Fantasy Tactics style game but in real time? Now I'm intrigued, I love those kinds of games and it may be interesting to see how this Real Time thing plays out in that particular style.
Or maybe I got confused because you said RTS and maybe it's really just a normal Turn based strategy RPG, which is not bad since I actually love that style, it sure makes it less appealing than what I thought it was for a moment there, seriously people stop saying RTS to every tactics game there is Real Time Strategy and Turn based Strategy.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Despite it being everything he says he hates in a JRPG(at least he says so)?

I mean I would like to see how he would handle it.

Let me respond in Yahtzee's typical manner. Fanboy's be warned!

Spoiler: My reply, Yahtzee's style

Why the hell would he subject himself to an horror like that? Not only does he think that the pussy category of RTS is boring as all hell (pun intended) but making devil and evil into cutesy character in itself would is dumb only for the fact that it detract tho the theme. That or it would be his worst nightmare. Being an standard RTS, the enemies are the RTS (Real thick and slow) meaning that you can take a nap between actions. And, seriously, there's nothing new to the table at this point in time in the serie, so you might as well buy the same one over and over again.

Beside, who the hell are you to make demand to a critic like that. I'm pretty sure your name isn't written on the envelop that contain his freaking salary. How about sending him a copy, a few hundred bucks and picture of you so he know who to murder.

Something like that.

Wait it's an RTS?! I thought it was an RPG, YES, that means it will be better than I expected since, what I expected was a generic JRPG with a funny story.

It's a cop-out of Final Fantasy Tactic with chibi looking demons. It's an RTS, tho a japanese one.

What do you mean a "Cop-out"? Disgaea: Hour of Darkness is considered by many to be the pinnacle of SRPGs. The saying goes: "FFT made it popular, Disgaea: HoD perfected it." I fail to see your point.

 

[Chibz]

I sincerely hope not. It'd be yet another game beyond his limited (and somewhat laughable) capacity to understand video games.

 

[Grey_Focks]

A PS2 Greatest Hit title (Disgaea 1) isn't "mainstream" enough?

Other games that are PS2 greatest hits!

50-Cent Bulletproof
American Chopper
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Fantastic 4
Hot Wheels Turbo Racing

...do you see where I'm going with this? That isn't exactly a prestigious award, and I sure as hell wouldn't expect him to review any of the above games. The game just has to hit a certain sales mark (that REALLY isn't that hard to hit) after 2 years after release. And from what I've seen of them, Disgaea is just about as niche as a game can be, to be fair.

OT: Not a chance, unless he hits one hell of a slow-patch and decides he wants to spend an entire episode just ranting about JRPGs, which even as someone who isn't a fan of them, that shtick gets old pretty quick. Then again, so do his rants about "generic shooters" and not acknowledging multiplayer in games that demand it.

 

[Kae]

So you're telling me that it's a Tactics Ogre/Final Fantasy Tactics style game but in real time?

No, it's over the top final fantasy tactics where you can reach level 9999.
It also has a light hearted, comedic storyline.

My Edit was right, seriously people stop confusing me by calling turn based strategy games RTS, I mean Turned base strategy is just referred as Tactic or Strategy RTS stands for Real Time Strategy.

 

[Akalistos]

Despite it being everything he says he hates in a JRPG(at least he says so)?

I mean I would like to see how he would handle it.

Let me respond in Yahtzee's typical manner. Fanboy's be warned!

Spoiler: My reply, Yahtzee's style

Why the hell would he subject himself to an horror like that? Not only does he think that the pussy category of RTS is boring as all hell (pun intended) but making devil and evil into cutesy character in itself would is dumb only for the fact that it detract tho the theme. That or it would be his worst nightmare. Being an standard RTS, the enemies are the RTS (Real thick and slow) meaning that you can take a nap between actions. And, seriously, there's nothing new to the table at this point in time in the serie, so you might as well buy the same one over and over again.

Beside, who the hell are you to make demand to a critic like that. I'm pretty sure your name isn't written on the envelop that contain his freaking salary. How about sending him a copy, a few hundred bucks and picture of you so he know who to murder.

Something like that.

Wait it's an RTS?! I thought it was an RPG, YES, that means it will be better than I expected since, what I expected was a generic JRPG with a funny story.

It's a cop-out of Final Fantasy Tactic with chibi looking demons. It's an RTS, tho a japanese one.

What do you mean a "Cop-out"? Disgaea: Hour of Darkness is considered by many to be the pinnacle of SRPGs. The saying goes: "FFT made it popular, Disgaea: HoD perfected it." I fail to see your point.

It's a matter of taste. For me it goes: "FFT made it bearable and Disgaea made it *snoring sound*"

And too much thing is a bad thing in and of itself. Who care for dungeon inside your weapon to make it powerfull beside the excessive compulsives?

 

[Akalistos]

So you're telling me that it's a Tactics Ogre/Final Fantasy Tactics style game but in real time?

No, it's over the top final fantasy tactics where you can reach level 9999.
It also has a light hearted, comedic storyline.

My Edit was right, seriously people stop confusing me by calling turn based strategy games RTS, I mean Turned base strategy is just referred as Tactic or Strategy RTS stands for Real Time Strategy.

RTS mean real time strategy but yeah, that's the Japanese version of it. It's half turn base and half move your all your soldier in at once. Don't blame me, blame Japan.

 

[GrimHeaper]

So you're telling me that it's a Tactics Ogre/Final Fantasy Tactics style game but in real time?

No, it's over the top final fantasy tactics where you can reach level 9999.
It also has a light hearted, comedic storyline.

I have played FFT they only have base similarities.
The story line is comedic, but has it's srs moments.
Disgaea has more to do than FFT more classes,moves,items,etc and a system that has had even more added to it since the first one making it the one of best RTS's and keeping the RTS feel.
The character themselves are not even somewhat alike to FFT characters.
The main protagonist in Disgaea 1 destroys 2 million space battle ships by himself later on (he does it in in about a minute)he destroys planets and the like later on with no effort on his part. He is an anti-hero/hero.
I could go on much more than this, but it's best to just refer to...
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ImprobableAccessoryEffect?from=Main.HorseWiener

 

[Kroxile]

I hope so because its funny watching him rip on those silly j"rpgs".